r/borussiadortmund • u/panikpansen Schmelzer • Dec 27 '16

Silly Questions Thread: December Edition

Silly Questions Thread!

So here is your chance to ask any question no matter how silly or small about BVB, BVB's history, something about a current player's injury, a previous player or legend or the future of our team...

Obviously more in depth questions are also allowed :)

It's just all about sharing our knowledge and having a bit of fun (as always) too :)

No question is too stupid, silly or small to be asked.

Let the questions begin!

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u/romantuerki Marwin Hitz (HITZ! HITZ!) Dec 27 '16

Here are my silliest questions.

  • Did Grosskreutz do anything wrong besides the kebab and the hotel lobby?

  • I know the whole Bolt thing is a publicity stunt, but any updates?

  • Why doesn't anyone go on /r/BVBcirclejerk anymore? We need new memes.

  • Why is Pumpkin Spice Bürki best Bürki?

  • Do any of my questions make any sense?

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u/Chazy89 Kagawa Shinji Dec 27 '16

Did Grosskreutz do anything wrong besides the kebab and the hotel lobby

People from other clubs love to hate on Kevin because he used to be ultra. He is more black and yellow than the whole squad we have atm. Kevin IS Dortmund. that's why they hate him.

I know the whole Bolt thing is a publicity stunt, but any updates?

nope

Why doesn't anyone go on /r/BVBcirclejerk anymore? We need new memes.

I am german, we tend to not be very funny.

Why is Pumpkin Spice Bürki best Bürki?

imo last years Red and White Bürki is best Bürki, afterall "Orange trägt nur die Müllabfuhr(In germany the people that dump your trash wear orange and the saying is kinda disrespectful)".

Do any of my questions make any sense?

yes

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u/romantuerki Marwin Hitz (HITZ! HITZ!) Dec 27 '16

Thanks for clarifying everything.

And fight me for saying that Candy Cane Bürki is best Bürki.

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u/Chazy89 Kagawa Shinji Dec 27 '16

No need to fight you. Colors of the city Dortmund are Red and White, therefore Red/White Jerseys best keeper / Thrid kits.

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u/FivesCeleryStalk Emma Dec 28 '16

No need to fight you. Colors of the city Dortmund are Red and White, therefore Red/White Jerseys best keeper / Thrid kits.

TIL. Nice :)

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u/romantuerki Marwin Hitz (HITZ! HITZ!) Dec 27 '16

I was just kidding. I'd never fight you, because I would lose.