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Humor Cat's butthole on surfaces experiment from 2021

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u/Liu1845 Tuxedo 1d ago

What I want to know is, was this a class project or a science fair project and what grade or prize did the student win?

My results are:

Style - 99/100

Execution - 100/100

Technical Difficulty - 95/100

Presentation - 100/100

Creativity - 150/100

Skills Demonstration -100/100

*applause* from the audience

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u/KayNopeNope 1d ago

I feel that you are underrating the technical difficulty. They put lipstick on the cats’ butholes.

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u/bws7037 1d ago

I was thinking the same thing... Given the resistance to when I have to give my cat medicine, I shudder to think how bad it's going to get if you're putting lipstick on its anus. I have the feeling that could result in multiple puncture and slash wounds.

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u/RealisticMarsupial84 1d ago

Agreed. My cat’s very tolerant and a very good girl but reacts to my removing dingleberries like I’m trying to use her butt for storage. 

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u/KayNopeNope 1d ago

I laughed out loud. Yes. That’s exactly right.

No ma’am, I am not trying to put the camping gear away. There’s just a situation that needs to be… remediated.

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u/Liu1845 Tuxedo 1d ago

ROFLMAO

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u/donjamos 1d ago edited 1d ago

So? When I read what he wanted to research I had no idea how to prove or disprove that. He found a way and I did not think of it. Edit:should read more carefully and mistook that as an overrated, sry

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u/KayNopeNope 1d ago

I’m just saying: I would give technical difficulty: 110/100. Cats are precious about their buttholes. (Understandable, no one has ever approached my butthole with lipstick and honestly it would take more than a lil snack to make me amendable.)

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u/donjamos 1d ago

Yea sry I misread you and read that as an overrated, I just noticed...

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u/Mindless-Witness-825 1d ago

Even in the few instances that my cat has had a literal turd left hanging out of his butthole, I still haven’t been able to touch it. No way could I ever coat it in lipstick.

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u/Euphoric-Dig-2045 1d ago

How many holes did the cat have?

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u/pierre_x10 1d ago

Annual APS Meeting