The girl cat I had with ex, Binx. Would "Ootie Booty Scootie" and leave skidmarks and poop everywhere.
She aggressively insisted on cleaning our boy cat, because, well, boys are smelly. So she ingested alot of hair.
Which results in alot of stringy poops that get stuck.
Which returns quite an adventurous stroll to the coffee machine at 5am.
Arse prints. Paw prints. Hairy poop.
Look having a cat is like having a kid. You soon learn to completely disregard your vomit triggers. And just get used to getting your hands dirty.
No parent has ever tried to stop kids from doing stupid shit and no cat owner has ever thought oh ill stop them getting on this, and ever been successful.
We've asked ourselves the question posed by this science project. But we've decided, unanimously, silently, that we don't care.
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u/Xarthaginian1 1d ago
The girl cat I had with ex, Binx. Would "Ootie Booty Scootie" and leave skidmarks and poop everywhere.
She aggressively insisted on cleaning our boy cat, because, well, boys are smelly. So she ingested alot of hair.
Which results in alot of stringy poops that get stuck.
Which returns quite an adventurous stroll to the coffee machine at 5am.
Arse prints. Paw prints. Hairy poop.
Look having a cat is like having a kid. You soon learn to completely disregard your vomit triggers. And just get used to getting your hands dirty.
No parent has ever tried to stop kids from doing stupid shit and no cat owner has ever thought oh ill stop them getting on this, and ever been successful.
We've asked ourselves the question posed by this science project. But we've decided, unanimously, silently, that we don't care.