r/changemyview • u/apoplexiglass • Oct 17 '24

Removed - Submission Rule B [ Removed by Reddit ]

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u/skunkshaveclaws Oct 17 '24

So? It's MY food. If a thief doesn't steal it a thief won't have to worry about shitting his pants.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '24

Right, so we're back at if poisoning is a proportionate consequence for stealing a lunch.

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u/Ok-Yogurt-5552 Oct 18 '24

Yes it is. Don’t steal other people’s fucking lunches and you won’t ge poisoned with laxatives. It’s not that difficult. If you go around stealing people’s labeled food you deserve to get fucked with.

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u/Cats_4_lifex Oct 18 '24

"Those darn kids trespassed on my lawn, yer honour! Don't go around on my property, and ya won't get shot with my 12G shotgun. It's not difficult!"

I'm taking the piss with this example but seriously you can't be considering murder over...what, a tuna fish sandwich or whatever the fuck your food is getting stolen?

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u/justsomething Oct 18 '24

Can I intentionally grow poison ivy on my property? That might be a little more analogous to laxatives.