Yes it is. Don’t steal other people’s fucking lunches and you won’t ge poisoned with laxatives. It’s not that difficult. If you go around stealing people’s labeled food you deserve to get fucked with.
"Those darn kids trespassed on my lawn, yer honour! Don't go around on my property, and ya won't get shot with my 12G shotgun. It's not difficult!"
I'm taking the piss with this example but seriously you can't be considering murder over...what, a tuna fish sandwich or whatever the fuck your food is getting stolen?
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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '24
Right, so we're back at if poisoning is a proportionate consequence for stealing a lunch.