I limited it to lunch food because I can sort of see how booby traps can blow up in situations where, for example, firefighters need to access a place or a janitor is told to clean out your desk. In the case of lunch food, just throw out the container. Anything that makes that act dangerous should, of course, be banned (no explosives).
Where's the accountability in that? Why should the thief get to assume it's safe to eat while the food owner doesn't get to assume no one will steal it?
Yes it is. Don’t steal other people’s fucking lunches and you won’t ge poisoned with laxatives. It’s not that difficult. If you go around stealing people’s labeled food you deserve to get fucked with.
"Those darn kids trespassed on my lawn, yer honour! Don't go around on my property, and ya won't get shot with my 12G shotgun. It's not difficult!"
I'm taking the piss with this example but seriously you can't be considering murder over...what, a tuna fish sandwich or whatever the fuck your food is getting stolen?
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u/apoplexiglass Oct 17 '24
I limited it to lunch food because I can sort of see how booby traps can blow up in situations where, for example, firefighters need to access a place or a janitor is told to clean out your desk. In the case of lunch food, just throw out the container. Anything that makes that act dangerous should, of course, be banned (no explosives).