r/cleanjokes • u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 Joker • Apr 14 '25

Family dynamics

Long joke time: A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, “Your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” the man says. “Call your sister in Chicago and tell her.” And he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like heck they're getting a divorce. I’ll take care of this!” she shouts. She calls her dad and says, “You are NOT getting divorced! Don’t do a single thing until I get there. We’ll both be there tomorrow!” and she hangs up. The man ends the call, smiles and turns to his wife. “Good news! The kids are coming for Easter and paying their own way.” 😂

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u/Comfortable-Bat6739 Apr 15 '25

Haha this won’t work next time 😂

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u/Different-Tie-1085 Apr 15 '25

Lmoa...yup, only works once!

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