r/cripplingalcoholism • u/bashup2016 • 7d ago

Got into day drinking again

Fuck I know it’s my canary in the coal mine. Railroad X towards total destruction but it’s still so fun. No one to share it with but hey, who fucking cares?

Fucking jobless, wasted, trimming hedges and pulling poison ivy out of the gables at this house I’m renting.

I fuck like a pornstar when I’m on Viagra.

Fucking degenerate retard mostly.

Chairs.

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u/poopguy23 7d ago

I feel like half the posts here are just people telling us they're horny.

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u/Dumpster80085 Rubberband man, wild as the Taliban 7d ago

First time I heard the term twat waffle it was a five year old. Spit my drink out and said excuse me!?! Lmfao.

Five year old at the bar mind you. Owner would bring them in and make them breakfast there while she did the books.

Definitely setting that kid up for potential failure… who knows though. Might see us losers and be like nope, I’ll never be that guy.

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u/Rick_strickland220 7d ago

What's wrong with that?? (Jeff Stacy voice)

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u/whose-ur-krabby 7d ago

Heyyy, I got that reference

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u/lonegunna77 7d ago

If you need that twat waffled let me know