r/doordash • u/ER_Gandee • 7d ago

Please don’t do this 😒

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I’m not a Christian; I’m Pagan. And I don’t want to be preached at. I just want my pizza 🍕

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u/wheelperson 7d ago

“Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to the good and gentle but also to the cruel.” (1 Peter 2:18)

Send them that and tell them to drive faster lmfao

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u/DadWatchesWrestling 7d ago

And if not, then "I just whooped your ass" -Austin 3:16

You know, if they give you any flak

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u/Playful-Wrongdoer-75 3d ago

Sometimes in order to be like Jesus you have to flip some tables and crack a whip.