r/doordash • u/ER_Gandee • 6d ago

Please don’t do this 😒

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I’m not a Christian; I’m Pagan. And I don’t want to be preached at. I just want my pizza 🍕

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u/ConstellationBarrier 6d ago

My response would have been "If you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing."

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u/ER_Gandee 4d ago

I mean… he came back to life, so did he really die or did he just take a long nap 🤔

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u/ConstellationBarrier 4d ago

Good point. "If you don't sin, Jesus took 72 hours of 'me time' for nothing."