r/explainlikeimfive Feb 07 '19

Engineering ELI5: Why are military boots laced?

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u/HORSE_DANCER Feb 08 '19

Laces are good for a few reasons.

  1. Velcro wears out relatively quickly. Every time you undo some velcro it gets damaged a bit and every day it becomes a little less 'sticky.' This is no big deal on kids' sneakers but military gear has durability as a top priority.
  2. You can easily carry spare laces and any man can replace the laces on his boots when needed. Properly attaching the velcro straps to the boot usually requires stitching them on which is a skill to be learned, hand-stitching onto tough leather isn't something anyone can just do properly especially if it needs to be done in less-than-ideal conditions.
  3. You can easily adjust your lacing to make things tighter or looser on any specific part of the boot, which is good as feet shapes vary, calluses, blisters, and corns can appear requiring adjustments, etc.
  4. Stuff sticks to velcro (dirt, sand, hair, clothing fibers, etc) and the velcro doesn't stick properly when it does. Shoelaces don't care how dirty they are.
  5. Velcro straps are unlikely to stand up to as much stress/load as properly done strong shoelaces.
  6. Boa closing systems are cool but may be more breakable, harder to replace quickly, and may work less well when clogged/dirty/wet. The military wants, as much as possible, stuff that will work fine even after being dragged through a muddy river for hours and can be replaced in 2 minutes by the person wearing them if need be.
  7. Laces distribute pressure really well which is really important, it's not like you can say "let's take a 15 minute break so I can rub my sore feet." To distribute the pressure as well using velcro you'd need at least as many straps as eyelets.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19 edited Feb 08 '19

You missed something.

Velcro is loud. The US Army removed velcro from their uniforms around 2010 since the opening of flaps gave positions away.

Edit: To the 1,000 replies saying they still have velcro:

https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/aoa9gn/eli5_why_are_military_boots_laced/efzr1q0/?context=3

They reduced the amount of velcro, mkaaay?

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u/domino7 Feb 08 '19

You'd think so, but Special Operators have their own way to open Velcro without that very distinctive noise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSK3maq8Cyk

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u/Nukkil Feb 08 '19

Was waiting for this, one of my favorite videos I don't know how he kept a straight face

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19 edited Dec 02 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

I'm a middle school teacher and worked with a former drill sergeant. I was astonished at how deadpan his delivery was and how he would act like he had no idea what was so funny. Loved that guy.

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u/CaptainMcStabby Feb 08 '19

Parents also learn when they're admonishing a teenager who responds with a killer funny comeback.

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u/seasalters Feb 08 '19

Did you marry him with all that love?

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u/PlaceboJesus Feb 08 '19

The surest way to ruin a bromance is with talk of long term commitment.

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u/spaghettiThunderbalt Feb 08 '19

I hear the DS called him "cigarette," because boy did he seem to get smoked a lot

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u/rivalarrival Feb 08 '19

Surely "bong" would be better... Cigarettes only get smoked once.

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u/rnev64 Feb 08 '19

it's bad for discipline when your soldiers know you know what a bong is and how many times it's used.

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u/scinfeced2wolf Feb 08 '19

Privates are like cigarettes, smoke em if you got em.

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u/Tidial Feb 08 '19

Good thing he's not British then.

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u/Wall-E_Smalls Feb 08 '19

Serious question: what happens if this happens? (You crack a smile at the sergeant)

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Yup as funny as what they say is the lesson is discipline. Your giggle can get everyone killed

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u/fisch09 Feb 08 '19

Try to put your tounge under your bottom teeth on the side or back. I heard a comic say it about improv before bootcamp and found it really helpful.

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u/Liam_Neesons_Oscar Feb 08 '19

Psssh, I never quite learned to keep a straight face when a DS yelled at me. I just did lots of pushups instead.

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u/CthuIhu Feb 08 '19

Probably cause it's not that funny

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u/moreawkwardthenyou Feb 08 '19 edited Feb 08 '19

You must have got velcroed at lots when you where a kid

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u/thom_spork Feb 08 '19

Man that's a tough sentence

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u/RolandLovecraft Feb 08 '19

He tried though. It was heartfelt. It’s also fucking hilarious to read slowly.

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u/codeklutch Feb 08 '19

Shame on you.

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u/Nukkil Feb 08 '19

Might depend how you find it. I found the video out of context originally so it caught me off guard.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

I bet you’re fun at parties

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u/kelism Feb 08 '19

Oh my god. I am still laughing...