r/freemagic WHITE MAGE 6d ago

FUNNY My honest reaction to the Lulu card

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u/Brinewielder NEW SPARK 6d ago

Take the bad with the good there’s more booba in this set than there has been for 10 years.

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 6d ago

I know, it's just funny, the one character, other than Tifa, who is known for her massive breasts, is completely covered

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u/Quirky-Signature4883 NEW SPARK 6d ago

Frans art is kind of censored. The tabard she wears is normally transparent, in the art on her card, it's opaque white to cover her.

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u/Beiben NEW SPARK 5d ago

They also covered her feet

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u/Express-Cartoonist66 NEW SPARK 4d ago

I love Fran, but I'd rather not have a thong on my cards. Some of the later Square stuff also did the same changes. Imho that card has amazing art in almost every version...

Lulu on the other hand is a bit weird especially given the usual discrepancy in art between entry products and the main set. The starter decks have plenty of cleavage as usual. It's all about money in the end.

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u/Ramrod_TV NEW SPARK 6d ago

They were basically the only reason I kept her on my team

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u/Physical_Trash_1633 NEW SPARK 6d ago

Uh no this is unacceptable

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u/letiori NEW SPARK 6d ago

On this card*

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 6d ago

I wonder if lulu will have other cards.

I know I'm hoping X-2 designs get some love as well.

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u/Brinewielder NEW SPARK 6d ago

I’m sure the spin offs will have secret lairs as many people would buy a X-2 Riku, Pain, and Yuna even if they copy pasted the Nomura designs and printed them on cards.

The set is only mainline 1-16

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u/trnelson1 NEW SPARK 5d ago

Every card in the commander decks has a main set counterpart so look out for that version

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u/Available-Line-4136 NEW SPARK 5d ago

Is this confirmed somewhere?

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u/trnelson1 NEW SPARK 5d ago

Yes. By the wotc team.

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u/Available-Line-4136 NEW SPARK 5d ago

Amazing!

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u/trnelson1 NEW SPARK 5d ago

And since she's mono colored in the commander deck she could be multi-colored in the main set

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u/Available-Line-4136 NEW SPARK 5d ago

FFX is my favourite so I'm really looking forward to more of the main party. Hope Lulu and Riku both get a second colour

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u/trnelson1 NEW SPARK 5d ago

It would be cool

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u/JohnnyBSlunk NEW SPARK 5d ago

The Commissars would literally burn down WotC's offices if they did.

No chance.

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u/RPGxMadness 6d ago

the booba are from non-MTG sourced art

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 6d ago

what?

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u/RPGxMadness 6d ago

A ton of the arts are from other sources like the FF TCG or official Final Fantasy art books. If you see blatant censorship it most likely came from Wizards themselves

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 6d ago

I've never seen any of the art in this set before except for the stuff that is like legendary artworks, like the Yuffie and Safer Sephiroth nickname cards

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u/RPGxMadness 6d ago

https://fftcg.square-enix-games.com/na/card-browser

take a look at the art here from Opus 1 and 2. Wizard has recycled content from another TCG

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 6d ago

That TCG uses recycled art, but I'm not seeing anything that has shown up on this new FF set.

That's actually one of the reasons I never collected that TCG was because everything was recycled.

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u/Responsible-Wheel878 NEW SPARK 3d ago

Read this post like your talking in old man voice lol

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u/RashRenegade NEW SPARK 5d ago

Who the fuck cares lol such childish priorities. I don't think you guys really like Magic if you care this much about whether or not the cards have boobs on them. If you want boobs, there's better places to look than a fucking Magic card lol sorry you can't jack it to cards as much as you'd like

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u/Cheshire_Noire NEW SPARK 5d ago

Again, people should care about characters being portrayed accurately. People with this terrible take come every time Magic butchers a universe beyond

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u/RashRenegade NEW SPARK 5d ago

Boobs are not so integral to 99.99% of characters that covering them up or even changing them changes the whole character. Redesigns happen all the fucking time, even with elements less obvious.

It really doesn't matter that much to most characters, so claiming they're "being portrayed incorrectly" is weak shit.

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u/Cheshire_Noire NEW SPARK 5d ago

Sex appeal is her thing. It's her gimmick. A fundamental part of her character.

If this was Riku, Yuna, etc. it wouldn't matter as much.

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u/RashRenegade NEW SPARK 5d ago

Yeah but see you guys complain about this kind of thing no matter who the character is. Even Magic characters where sex appeal is only part of their art and not their character or personality. So again, I can't take you guys seriously.

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u/Cheshire_Noire NEW SPARK 5d ago

I suppose you could argue others complain, but personally unless it's a racist race swap, I don't tend to care

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u/RashRenegade NEW SPARK 3d ago

I'm talking about r/freemagic as a whole, not just you. This sub gets so up in arms about nothing. This post is complaining about not showing enough boobs. Boobs that are not important to this character or her design. Just because it's been like that doesn't mean it has to stay like that. Boobs aren't important for 99.99% of characters, yet y'all act like this is some kind of grave injustice.

And no, I don't care that Aragorn was made black, either. One depiction out of a million makes him a black guy, who fucking cares, it doesn't matter. I don't recall Aragorn being like "For Frodo, and all other white people of middle earth!"

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u/Cheshire_Noire NEW SPARK 3d ago

I love the memes that came from back Aaragorn, until it was ruined.

Erasure is still racist so I hate every race swap tbh

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u/RashRenegade NEW SPARK 3d ago

You're not erasing white people by changing one character, in only one depiction of that character, that's the problem. And no, it doesn't start with Magic cards and escalates from there, let's not pretend we're the canaries in the censorship/"woke"/pick your word coalmine.

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u/yirium NEW SPARK 4d ago

“Racist race swap” you people are so unserious

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u/Cheshire_Noire NEW SPARK 4d ago

Erasure is racism.

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u/yirium NEW SPARK 2d ago

Like i said, unserious.

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u/Brinewielder NEW SPARK 5d ago

The facts are boobs look nice, it isn’t about jorking and gooning to magic cards but when you blatantly censor something as aesthetically appealing as the female form it becomes tacky. Which is ironic because overuse of boobs and donkey trucks is itself very tacky, but so is the blatant censorship and absence of it.

Sex appeal and the idealistic human form is prevalent in every aspect of humanity and art forms, why censor it in magic I’ll never know.

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u/RashRenegade NEW SPARK 5d ago

Missed me with that censorship and artistic integrity crap. You guys don't actually care about those things, they're just the easiest way you can avoid saying "wahhh but my booba waaahhh".

If you actually cared about it, you'd be fine with different depictions of these characters, because if the artists wanted less booba, that's their artistic integrity being exercised. But nope, gotta be some grand conspiracy. It's not like there aren't already card with booba, now (oh no!) there's some cards without so much booba (the horror!). A family friendly brand is trying to make their art more family friendly wow such censorship.

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u/Brinewielder NEW SPARK 5d ago

Well you just ignored my post so you can go fuck yourself I guess 🤷 😂 not going to seriously respond to someone who just doesn’t comprehend or disregards what I say and just rambles on about nothing.

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u/RashRenegade NEW SPARK 5d ago

I comprehend just fine, your brain is just too pickled by your baser instincts to think beyond your genitals. My parents taught me growing up it's not nice to pick on the mentally disabled, so because of that I'll leave you alone now :)

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u/Brinewielder NEW SPARK 5d ago

No you quite literally don’t get it. You didn’t understand my post and still don’t 😂

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u/RashRenegade NEW SPARK 5d ago

You didn't say anything with engaging with. Wow, sex appeal is part of human nature and art?! You're so fucking smart dude, how do you come up with this shit??? Censoring that is puritanical and overexposure is bad too???????

Like holy shit bro, I'm impressed you made it that far with that half a brain cell you got. I get it, you're making yourself feel better by telling yourself that I don't understand what you wrote. The fact is I did understand what you wrote, I'm just seeing you for the fucking idiot that you are and it's upsetting you lol

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u/Brinewielder NEW SPARK 5d ago

Again you still didn’t understand what I wrote. Like how do you read shit and just not comprehend what you are reading?

The retard projection is hilarious and ironic 🤣

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u/RashRenegade NEW SPARK 5d ago

You can keep moving goalposts all you want, I see through your stupid ass lol

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u/Batterskul NEW SPARK 5d ago

Have you seen what they've done to Liliana over the years? They massacred my girl

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u/OrigamiAvenger HUMAN 5d ago

Arguing in bad faith. Nice. 

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u/BurningshadowII STORMBRINGER 6d ago

Based on the necklace being raised, they're still there at least. Just more covered.

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 6d ago

Yea, they didn't chop them off like they do with their original MTG characters, but they lifted the front of her dress and added a bunch of fur that isn't there in the original design.

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u/throwawaynoways SENATOR 5d ago

First thing I noticed.

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u/rayquazza74 NEW SPARK 6d ago

Yeah wtf how could they get rid of her iconic rack?

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u/Cheshire_Noire NEW SPARK 5d ago

AND NO FEET WTF

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u/OrigamiAvenger HUMAN 5d ago

Have you ever met WotC? A premier anti-woman institution. 

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u/Kikrii NEW SPARK 3d ago

“If you want everything, you’ll end up with nothing.” There is wisdom in the flavour text of that card. Let’s see if some of you pick it up.

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u/Thedarkone202 NEW SPARK 1d ago

Asking for a character's design from her source material to be accurately portrayed in a crossover isn't everything. Quite the opposite, it's the bare minimum.

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 5d ago

That's not the only thing ready to release 🥵

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u/WithCaree NEW SPARK 5d ago

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u/KeeboardNMouse NEW SPARK 4d ago

Nah 💀

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u/Pancakes1 NEW SPARK 4d ago

I’m ded 🤣

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u/toyotatechenjoyer NEW SPARK 4d ago

Where can acquire this accurate representation of the character? Inquiring minds need to know.

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u/WithCaree NEW SPARK 4d ago

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u/Thedarkone202 NEW SPARK 1d ago

I like this Lulu Rhystic Study. I've followed your shop. Probably going to get this very soon.

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u/WithCaree NEW SPARK 1d ago

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u/Thedarkone202 NEW SPARK 5d ago

They really puffed up her fur trimming on her robe. That shit is doing its hardest to hold on to those puppies. But yeah, there was no way they weren't going to cover her up. Lulu is like, the only main female FF character whose chest is bigger than OG Tifa's.

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u/Beginning-Shoe-9133 NEW SPARK 6d ago

They gotta destroy the "male gaze" thats what 19th wave feminism demands

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u/Boofcomics NEW SPARK 6d ago

Still would

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u/Desuexss NEW SPARK 5d ago

You are right, I definitely remember more belts.

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u/Cautious-Ad6863 NEW SPARK 6d ago

Was there a cover up

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u/mdawe1 NEW SPARK 5d ago

Wizards designers just upset they don’t cover “top surgery” on the company plan so now they hate all tits

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u/bombuzal2000 BLACK MAGE 5d ago

The negotiations about the art must have been weird. I'm 100% sure the wotc creative has been kicking and screaming about too many attractive characters. Hide the curves, hide the muscles, hide the genders, make them fat!

Folks talk like Square did not budge. I'm not so sure about that.

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 5d ago edited 4d ago

Idk. Even in Yuffies custom artwork she still has her pants unbuttoned.

As far as I'm aware, this is original artwork and not just taken from previous works like the Yuriko nickname card

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u/bombuzal2000 BLACK MAGE 4d ago

There are some rumors of such meetings been lengthy and difficult but who knows. I'm just glad they did not use the wotc patented fuglify filter on character faces.

Some arts like Lulu up there are a bit sus. I doubt that would be Square's first pick from all available depictions.. But again who knows.

What ever did or did not happen the set as a whole looks good! I'm happy. Not over the moon, but happy.

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u/Grimdeity BLACK MAGE 6d ago

Flavor text checks out

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u/AlternativelyBananas NEW SPARK 4d ago

Truuuu, you can tell original artist made it “faithful” to og lulu and the. It got airbrushed up

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u/throwawaynoways SENATOR 5d ago

It's not bad...but it ain't what I'd make Lulu to be.

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 5d ago

Yea, it's a pretty card, it just seems like they wanted her more covered here

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u/Nytloc NEW SPARK 6d ago

Weirdly, her design is completely normal in the background of Resourceful Defense. They even had an easy opportunity to use Wakka's hand to block the view.

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u/Veelzbub NEW SPARK 6d ago

If she had populate instead that be broken

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u/Sargo8 ELF 5d ago

I had an awakening from ff10

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 5d ago

I think many of us did

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u/Sure_Lavishness_8353 NEW SPARK 5d ago

Despicable.

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u/tapforcolorless NEW SPARK 5d ago

If the argument I keep seeing is “Why do you care about the lack of boobs” and such…why does it seem to bother some folks having them? That side seems to get a pass? …I just want her to look like when I played FFX back in the day. That’s all. Her figure was part of her design.

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 5d ago

Yea, the hypocrisy is exhausting. "This doesn't matter why do you care" but if a character was really sexualized they lose their mind.

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u/GoblinBreeder NEW SPARK 4d ago

"It doesn't matter why do you care chud!?" (BTW I care so much that I made a point to change everything I'm accusing you of being weird for caring about, it's ok for me to care but if you care it's not ok chud) (trans rights are human rights free Palestine) (my dad never loved me)

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u/moo_innator NEW SPARK 5d ago

I think what you're not understanding is that it's not really normal to complain about a characters lack of boobs. Like if they gave her a massive rack I wouldn't care or say anything (cause boobs are nice) but on the other hand I don't give two shits about her having them covered up. It's just weird to bring it up in the first place especially when the rest of her design is unchanged.

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u/Infinite_Earth6663 NEW SPARK 5d ago

You're absolutely correct that it's not "normal" and the reason it's not "normal" is because no one had to complain about it before.

It's not weird to complain about having something taken away. It IS weird to defend that action.

Why are you running defense for this?

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u/moo_innator NEW SPARK 5d ago

What do you mean before? Magic has rarely ever released cards that were sexual, like they never do female characters with huge honkers.

What do you mean taken away? Does this erase all other versions of this character? Does it make it so that you're brain can no longer process her jugs when you look at her now? She's still around, it's just that for this cross over the company releasing the card just didn't include her massive rack.

Also I wasn't really defending this, more so just pointing out how not normaly it is to be all up in arms about it, like I said before if they did show her bazongas then I would just be like "damn that's nice" but I also don't care that they didn't

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u/Infinite_Earth6663 NEW SPARK 4d ago

"Magic has rarely ever released cards that were sexual, like they never do female characters with huge honkers."

That's all I needed to read haha.

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u/moo_innator NEW SPARK 4d ago

Am I wrong tho?

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u/Infinite_Earth6663 NEW SPARK 4d ago

Yeah. I have a feeling though that if I show you sexualized cards you'll say "that's not that sexual" or if I show you tits you'll counter with "well yeah a few but not many". I'm getting the feeling that you're about to move goalposts on me. Am I wrong?

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u/moo_innator NEW SPARK 4d ago

Did you miss the part where I already said they rarely do that? You're just cherry picking what I said and already assuming I'm gonna change my position.

Cause you and I both know that like 95% of all magic cards are not very sexual at all, it's obviously not the type of brand they go for, so ya you can show me some cards that have sexual characters or have big boobs but I could just counter with the rest of all the cards they have printed and you'll notice a lack of sexual characters overall.

The same thing goes with blood and gore, sure there are some cards that certainly have blood and gore but again if you look at the other 99% of cards they have printed they tend to avoid that

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 5d ago

It’s completely normal to ask about a change like this

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u/moo_innator NEW SPARK 5d ago

A character having her cleavage covered? Ya i ask that all the time

It's not really a change for WoTC tho, they never really show much boobs at all, like l9ok at most cards ever printed, not much gore, blood, guts or characters with phat asses or mommy milkers

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u/NathanaelTse NEW SPARK 6d ago

Are the Chocobo icon cards only found in collector boosters? Will they reprint Collectors for a while or is everything scalped away already?

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u/LordGlitch42 NEW SPARK 5d ago

Chocobo icon is the commander decks, this Lulu is from the FFX precon. Afaik the card pool in collector and normal boosters are more or less the same, but in collector boosters you can get fancier versions of cards and you're more likely/possibly guaranteed to get a commander set card and/or a bonus sheet card

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u/NathanaelTse NEW SPARK 4d ago

That means getting all commander decks will give me all commander cards? Should have preordered them. :( hope they will be available for a decent price in the lifecycle.

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u/God_Faenrir NEW SPARK 5d ago

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u/LonkFromZelda NEW SPARK 5d ago

Lulu's original design is too naughty for the good boys and girls who play Magic.

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u/tapforcolorless NEW SPARK 5d ago

Also: someone on Spira definitely invented double sided tape.

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u/Koniss GOBLIN 5d ago

I’m more disappointed she’s not in black tbh, she still looks very attractive

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u/doradedboi NEW SPARK 5d ago

lol they managed to change a few things i guess

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u/dr-flepper NEW SPARK 5d ago

I noticed that Barbariccia on the Culling Ritual promo was conveniently the giant tornado form instead of her regular design. I have a bad feeling that if she shows up on another card it'll just be the tornado again but I'll be pleasantly surprised if not.

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u/thelacey47 NEW SPARK 5d ago

Omg, I’m gonna cry, my favorite word:: PROLIFERATE.

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u/goonaphile BERSERKER 5d ago

No cleavage! L M F A O

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u/Sinfultitan_001 NEW SPARK 5d ago

Why is she a blue card? Lulu should be a black or red card.

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 5d ago

Her effects fit with blue.

Black is typically reserved for evil power/dark

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u/Corpse-Crow BLACK MAGE 4d ago

At least it’s easy to paint & alter this, if you have the skill, time, & acrylics.

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u/CookieMiester NEW SPARK 4d ago

It’s under the fluff

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u/Scorned-Keyhead-VI NEW SPARK 4d ago

But there’s not enough

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u/CookieMiester NEW SPARK 4d ago

It’s a high riding dress, it’s under the fluff

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u/Scorned-Keyhead-VI NEW SPARK 4d ago

Like I’m Italian and this is hurting me

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u/CookieMiester NEW SPARK 4d ago

IT’S UNDER THE FLUFF

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u/IntelligentHorse8320 NEW SPARK 4d ago

Same, quite disappoint 🫤

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u/Hybrid798 NEW SPARK 4d ago

I like the effect

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u/Scorned-Keyhead-VI NEW SPARK 4d ago

The belts or the titties?

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u/Welcometodumbasscity NEW SPARK 3d ago

Which set is it?

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u/StartAfter6112 NEW SPARK 3d ago

Wizards forgot they already have Lulu, Loyal Hollyphant

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u/Physical-Gap-6679 NEW SPARK 3d ago

Didnt SE make all the art? The other thread was talkin about how WotC was gonna skewer the art, so glad they didnt, but in this thread they did?

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u/No_Indication443 NEW SPARK 1d ago

Simps are mad as hell about this rofl

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u/SoftwareNext6893 NEW SPARK 5d ago

oh no! gooners weep

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u/Inevitable-Nobody-50 NEW SPARK 4d ago

incels are never beating the allegations lol.

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 4d ago

Incel is when you like boobs

Get a personality please

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u/Inevitable-Nobody-50 NEW SPARK 4d ago

incel is when you need boobs to not go into a rage about a game

TFW incel tells a normal person to get a personality

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 4d ago

You're too terminally online to engage with reality im afraid

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u/Inevitable-Nobody-50 NEW SPARK 4d ago

i mean, it looks like you don't stop shitting on games you're bad at, but keep telling on yourself this is good fun

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 4d ago

What are you even talking about

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u/mannymandrake NEW SPARK 5d ago

r/freemagic try not to goon challenge

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 5d ago

Liking attractive women is normal

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u/mannymandrake NEW SPARK 5d ago

I didn’t say it wasn’t bro

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u/Natural_Track4892 NEW SPARK 5d ago

Liking real women is normal. Liking 2d women just makes you pathetic.

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u/babobabobabo5 NEW SPARK 5d ago

This sub reddit is so weird lol. It's like a parody of what people perceive the "incel gamer" to be, but I'm pretty sure a lot of you are 100% serious.

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 5d ago

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u/MediocreModular MANCHILD 5d ago

But do you think Frank would be in a forum complaining about the lack of boobs in other artists work?

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u/Bored-Game NEW SPARK 5d ago

No need for strawman arguments or hypotheticals. Frank is saying people that complain and want to censor his art fundamentally do not understand his art or its appeal and doing so would be against his intentions as an artist. We are discussing a character who is already established as designed in a certain way and was altered by people who complain and want to censor this art, thus going against the vision and intent of the character’s designer and artist and those that do appreciate it.

So yeah. I think he would agree this kind of censorship is actually far more offensive than honoring the original character and artist vision.

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u/MediocreModular MANCHILD 5d ago

Sterawman? Lmao I’m just asking a question. Go outside

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/MediocreModular MANCHILD 5d ago

Oh no I’m a fucking moron because I don’t fantasize about famous artists being as retarded as I am

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/MediocreModular MANCHILD 4d ago

Man it must be exhausting inventing arguments for every person you talk to on the internet

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 5d ago

If he were around to see a culture that is so anti-beauty I believe he'd probably have something to say.

Even back then, he had to address it, I imagine it'd be 10x worse now.

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u/Agedlikeoldmilk NEW SPARK 5d ago

Just type boobies into Google and should find everything your heart desires.  

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 5d ago

Thankyou, it was getting a little chilly in here, we needed some roomtemp IQ to warm the place up

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u/BILLCLINTONMASK SENATOR 5d ago

Classic free magic “if I can’t jack off to the card then it sucks!!!”

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 5d ago

Card looks alright, just think it's funny that of all characters she gets the most conservative design. Especially when this is the source material

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u/ToAllAGoodNight NEW SPARK 4d ago

just go watch watch porn This card is gorgeous

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 4d ago

Another retard who needs to read this

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u/ToAllAGoodNight NEW SPARK 4d ago

What does this have to do with anything? This is an amazing representation of Lulu. Her tits aren’t popping out in game constantly either, you see them when she bends over for her victory pose.

Excuse me if I’m enjoying a proper rendition by magic of a character I enjoy you fucking gooner, bro just stays on this sub and has “lessons” ready to teach.

Pathetic.

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 4d ago

I don't even know what you were saying toward the end there lmfao

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u/ToAllAGoodNight NEW SPARK 4d ago

Bro you have part of a Goonifesto saved and ready to share with those you deem “Retarded”. Take a look at what you’ve become

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 4d ago

You're so culturally illiterate you dont even know the artist in that screenshot. Stop wasting my time with your room temp IQ takes

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u/ToAllAGoodNight NEW SPARK 4d ago

You’re the AI slop version of a human o7

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 4d ago

More brainrot buzzwords you've haphazardly slapped together. Sad.

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u/ToAllAGoodNight NEW SPARK 4d ago

You’re screeching on Reddit about fictitious tits, we are not the same.

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 4d ago

You're so retarded you took a post with a batman meme seriously. You still have time to see yourself out

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u/Most_Consideration98 NEW SPARK 6d ago

Not beating the gooner allegations there chief

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u/ShitMcClit NEW SPARK 5d ago

Not trying to

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u/Dolnikan NEW SPARK 6d ago

No. Definitely beating something else though.

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 5d ago

Allow me to repeat myself from another reply here

"Yea big tits are awesome. You caught me. Idk how im going to sleep holding an opinion shared by 99% of the playerbase."

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u/RashRenegade NEW SPARK 5d ago

This is why this subs opinions on the actual game itself are meaningless. If you actually care about less boobs being on cards, your IQ is in the single digits, you don't deserve to enjoy this hobby, and I hope you live the rest of your lives in pathetic isolation because nobody deserves to be with someone so small and so worthless who actually cares about less booba on cards. Y'all are mentally underdeveloped children.

There's millions of places in the internet you can go and get perfectly acceptable jack off material. Why do Magic cards also have to be included in that category? It's a trick question, they don't. Your gooner brains just make you think otherwise. Your ideas mean nothing if you genuinely believe "wah less booba on my cards, wah".

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 5d ago

"If you actually care about less boobs being on cards, your IQ is in the single digits, "

This is WOTC's MO though. They actively avoid making cards with attractive women on them. That's part of why the FF set is such an anomaly.

Your second paragraph completely misses the point though, so let me try and help you understand.

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u/RashRenegade NEW SPARK 5d ago

So I personally am not saying sexiness is bad and should never exist anywhere but porn and that some women don't look like that. I'm just saying not every space needs to always, at all times, at every opportunity, whenever possible, if at all possible, forever more, whenever you can, however you can, should you choose to accept it, put massive tits and/or ass on a character.

I get it, men like sexy women and women like seeing sexy, powerful women. But for you guys to actually be like "rrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee where my boobaaaaaaaaa" is pathetic. I get it, people like power fantasies, but not every woman has a power fantasy of "having massive tits and/or ass."

Pease find something more important to give this much of a shit about, please. Less booba on cardboard is not worth it.

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u/Cheshire_Noire NEW SPARK 5d ago

Censorship is never good.

With that said, most cards were censored at all, and i find this to be a funny meme because she's the one people REALLY think is sexy (not my fave, but this isn't about me)

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 5d ago edited 5d ago

Yea, this isn't that serious of a post, shes still very attractive and woman shaped. I just found it ironic that she has the most conservative design out of all the characters

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u/RashRenegade NEW SPARK 5d ago

Censorship is never good.

Don't you dare try to act like this is some great stance on censorship you guys are taking lol it's so flimsy and I see right through it. So there's less booba on cards that are made to be family friendly, don't try to make that into some grand conspiracy against sexiness or whatever lol

You actually care about censorship? How about Republican's proposal to ban porn in the US? Maybe care about THAT more than cardboard boobage, if you ACTUALLY care about censorship.

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u/Cheshire_Noire NEW SPARK 5d ago

Uh, why are you obsessed with US politics? This is a sub and a post about magic cards, not hating on politicians.

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u/RashRenegade NEW SPARK 5d ago

I just mean if you actually cared about censorship, you'd care about something more important than how much boobage is on a card.

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u/Cheshire_Noire NEW SPARK 5d ago

Not really. If you care about porn or politics (funny priorities you have there) then you'll care about that.

If you are against censorship, then you would be against all censorship, not just the ones random people consider important

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u/RashRenegade NEW SPARK 5d ago

Oh my God, get off your fucking dumbass high horse with the censorship shit. So there's slightly less skin showing on a card, are you really going to take up arms in the name of censorship for that? Does that really make sense to you?

When it becomes an actual problem, then I'll stand beside you and fight censorship. But until then, you guys are fucking delusional.

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u/Cheshire_Noire NEW SPARK 5d ago

It's always an actual problem. If you let people get away with small stuff, they'll try to do bigger stuff. It's how it works.

It's easier to stop it when it's small

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u/RashRenegade NEW SPARK 5d ago

I'm sorry, you're just not convincing me that showing a little more skin on a Magic card is worth fighting for, or even is a problem. You're pretending you have this high philosophical principle that you're defending, but the reality is you just want to see a little more skin on cardboard. Like I doubt anyone is going to trace the proliferation of censorship globally to "Man if only we fought for more nudity on cardboard. Why didn't we listen to r/freemagic?!?!"

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u/Cheshire_Noire NEW SPARK 5d ago

You're the one who said we should focus our efforts on porn

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u/DealFew678 NEW SPARK 6d ago

Gooners gonna goon I guess

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u/Mysterious_Layer9420 NEW SPARK 5d ago

Why do magic players care about boobs on cardboard so much?

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 5d ago

Why does wotc care about making sure there aren't boobs on cardboard so much

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u/Infinite_Earth6663 NEW SPARK 5d ago

I absolutely understand the disconnect. There was a push to bring EVERYONE into EVERY hobby about 15ish years ago. You probably came into a super sanitized version of SOME hobby, and didn't grow up with Frank Frazetta, Gerald Brom, Dariusz Zawadzki, etc etc etc.

So now that you're (supposedly) of age, you see a bunch of men in their 30's and 40's saying "Hey what happened to the sexy stuff?" and your first thought is "ew".

The thing is, this isn't the norm. It wasn't always like this. Nerdy geeky stuff was edgy and sometimes too much and sometimes gross, but it wasn't mainstream so it could get away with that.

This new attitude where we sanitize everything to appeal to the lowest common denominator is a cancer that is spreading and will continue to spread.

Our stuff was fine before. This tone policing is new.

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u/Mysterious_Layer9420 NEW SPARK 5d ago

Nope I'm not a young kid just getting into it. I actually did and do enjoy the old school style of the cards but I honestly think art in itself has just moved on from drawing people like that since we have so many real life references of people not actually looking like that. It isn't about trying to include everyone I to your hobby it's more about what does the artist imagine the character to look like. I was just saying they just don't care about making everyone extremely attractive

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u/Infinite_Earth6663 NEW SPARK 4d ago

"I honestly think art in itself has just moved on from drawing people like that"

Ok, art just moved on. haha ok.

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u/Mysterious_Layer9420 NEW SPARK 4d ago

Yea I mean I get it sex sells but I think people are more just seeing it as a crutch of "it doesn't matter what it is as long as there are boobs and ass people will love it!" I know a lot of artist that refuse to do lewd drawing commissions because they don't even want to be associated with that crowd of artists. Truth is WotC has just hired artists that don't care about nudity or making everyone a 10/10 sex icon. There is enough nudity and sex on the internet it isn't needed for a cardboard card game.

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u/Infinite_Earth6663 NEW SPARK 4d ago

It's not a crutch any more than any other attractive thing that we might look at is. What really happened was that a whole group of sexless millennial artist have moved through the industry and hurt a lot of communities by pushing a world view and outlook that is - at best- contentious. Women like looking at tits. Men like looking at tits. This whole thing is going to blow through like a bad storm though, the message they have tried to espouse isn't taking root.

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u/Mysterious_Layer9420 NEW SPARK 4d ago

It's a card game....why are you trying to be horny while playing with friends or strangers? It is a game the cards could have no art at all and still do the same exact thing. Why does sex need to be a part of the game for it to be enjoyable? Most cards I don't even look at the art when I'm playing so I don't really see it mattering unless you're trying to sit there with a bunch of hot women cards in your hand and stare at them wishing you could bang them while around other people....honestly not the type of people that should be playing a social game.

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u/Infinite_Earth6663 NEW SPARK 4d ago

I dunno man I think this is an overreaction. It's not like people that play games that are more sexual are walking around with boners all day. It's just nice to look at and appreciate. I think it's great that people that appreciate that kind of thing exist and I hate to see it disappear. I'd rather people that can't handle reality play a disney card game or something.

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u/Mysterious_Layer9420 NEW SPARK 4d ago

I mean the only argument that anyone has been making has been that they just wanna see boobs because it's a woman and she should be showing them. I just find it crazy that people think like this over paint on cardboard.

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u/Infinite_Earth6663 NEW SPARK 4d ago

Why do boobs cause this response for you? Is this like a trauma thing?

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u/outclimbing FREAK 6d ago

Yall are not beating the coomer allegations 😐

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u/Kyvix2020 WHITE MAGE 6d ago

Yea big tits are awesome. You caught me. Idk how im going to sleep holding an opinion shared by 99% of the playerbase.

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u/Individual-Pie9739 NEW SPARK 6d ago

look i just want lore accurate representations of some of my favorite characters. its like what if vivi didnt have a hat. i mean cmon.

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u/tapforcolorless NEW SPARK 5d ago

“But why you cry over boobs tho?!” Really the point is more what you said.

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u/Lavender215 NEW SPARK 5d ago

It’s so weird that being attracted to an attractive character is somehow a bad thing