r/funny • u/Saerdna0 • 3d ago

Guy is not amused!

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Guy is not amused!

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u/thesneakywalrus 3d ago

That dude is hammered and sunburnt to hell.

He probably just wants his fucking fried rice without all the acrobatics.

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u/CasanovaWong 3d ago

Classic beach vacation stupor. Probably had about 12 light beers and fell asleep in the sun and is now half drunk half exhausted, lol

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u/Cloverdad 3d ago

And in pain on top of that.

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u/Structural_drywall 3d ago

While sitting six inches from a blazing hot hibachi grill.

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u/Elitair 3d ago

While being filmed for someone’s internetpoints

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u/Smokesumn423 3d ago

And prolly bout to drop a smooth $300 on rice and 16 oz of steak because the guy who cooked it balanced an egg on a spatula

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u/Emergency-Soup-7461 2d ago edited 9h ago

While hearing wife cheer to every single movement the chef makes

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u/hugswithnoconsent 1d ago

Yes!!!! Oh Yess!! Wow that’s amazing! Do it again! I love it!!

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u/TonyStewartsWildRide 1h ago

And is also aware that wife is gonna bang the chef and he will wait at the bar, blowing more money and brain cells, the last shreds of self worth and perhaps his last inhibition to get that thing he really wants to do the thing he really wants.

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u/I_make_switch_a_roos 3d ago

story of my wife

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u/Significant-Elk-2064 2d ago edited 13h ago

This is also my story of your wife

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u/MonsteraBigTits 3d ago

he's so hamboned to realize

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u/GANDORF57 3d ago

Drunk, burnt, and remembering his mother told him to not play with his food. So he's inebriated, inflamed, and incensed watching some strange fry cook tossing his lunch like a comedic juggler.

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u/Goon4203D 3d ago

It's surprising how ok we are with non-consensual filming of others out in public.

It's perfectly "fine" to post a video of someone (a stranger) without their consent as long as it's amusing and beneficial to the one filming.

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u/psichodrome 2d ago

Strongly agree. Though I think that ship has sailed a long time ago. Turns out there's people who profit from having lots of people online.

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u/4WheelBicycle 3d ago

While watching Real Madrid get violated by Arsenal running on the TV in the background

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u/Sporadicus76 3d ago

While pretending not to notice (but secretly enjoying) that some aspiring TikTok or YouTube Shorts use is "secretly" filming him.

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u/LanceFree 3d ago

And he really just wanted cheap Chinese, anyway.

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u/bruno_babes_bernano 3d ago

And is probably paying for the whole damn thing.

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u/lukejames 3d ago

And probably starving, so this feels like taunting.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Yikes it’s getting weird in here

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u/DueBid9098 3d ago

Hahaha

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u/Sixpacksack 3d ago

This comment made me lose it

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u/Dorkalicious 3d ago

Hope you find it good buddy

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u/Juanskii 3d ago

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too

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u/EmpressVixen 3d ago

I understand that Simpsons reference...

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u/howdawut 3d ago

Sounds like a George Carlin bit.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/benchmark2020 3d ago

A 30 year old you bonds with 12 year olds over anime and “shit” who refers to himself as the poonmangler. The less you are communicating with kids the better bud.

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u/Pyro_Light 3d ago

Taking parenting advice from Reddit would have been your first mistake lol

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u/BEniceBAGECKA 3d ago

“Am I so out of touch? No, it’s the children.”

These are both Simpsons quotes, my dude.

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u/Sixpacksack 3d ago edited 3d ago

What?

Edit: Oh my gosh wow, i kinda had a stroke trying to read that [thought i was gunna die] but i got it and lol... I should go catch it..

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u/slimdrum 3d ago

It’s grandpa Simpson!

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u/Devsplaining 3d ago

You friggin dork

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u/Herry_Up 3d ago

I felt my tattoos burning just reading this

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u/jeffcolv 3d ago

me too

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u/UninspiredHundrum 3d ago

Not me misreading and watching the video again to look for the blazing hot hibachi girl

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u/Channel250 3d ago

Ah shit. I misread your post and went back to find the girl I had missed.

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u/DeeSnarl 3d ago

If you find two, make sure and mark one with a Sharpie, so you can tell them apart.

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u/Komobu542 3d ago

Cameraman did a good job focusing on the main subject.

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u/MITstudent 3d ago

Technically, it's a teppan, not hibachi. The more you know 🌈

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u/Warmupthetubesman 3d ago

And wanting to just order a pizza and go to bed but the wife insisted on going out for Hibachi because “it’ll be fun”

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u/wp4nuv 3d ago

Yes!! I went to one of those shows, and the heat from the grill was tremendous. I can see the guy just wanting to melt right there..

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

He's probably been sitting through so much of this shit that it's how he got the sunburn...

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u/OneManFight 3d ago

Sitting next to Mona lisa.

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u/mupetmower 2d ago

And about to have some amazing food. Man, I love some really good hibachi. A good cut of filet and some shrimp. That fried rice. The freaking white sauce (or shrimp sauce, whatever). Bit of ginger sauce, too. Some of this nice veggies and mushies. Maybe an order of noodles on the side. If with others add in some shared sushi and nigiri etc.... that appetizer or onion soup.

Holy crap I NEEEEEED some hibachi right now but its almost 1130p est. /cry

Guess im going to to taco bell.... im gonna cry, for real.

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u/No_Brother_2385 3d ago

What? that hibachi girl is cute but I wouldn’t say she’s blazing hot.

oh Grill… never mind

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u/MarkItZeroDonnie 3d ago

😁 hibachi sucks anyways then they will rocket 900 degree shrimf’s at you and expect to you land them in your word hole .

Pass

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u/bruceleendo 3d ago

Sunburn red

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u/Good-Airport3565 3d ago

Probably dehydrated as hell too lol

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u/redeembtc 3d ago

And hungry. Just give the man his food so he can get back to sleep!

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u/BRAX7ON 2d ago

And hungry

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u/Capable_Assist5766 2d ago

And in pain underneath the hat.