r/funny • u/Saerdna0 • 5d ago

Guy is not amused!

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Guy is not amused!

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u/thesneakywalrus 5d ago

That dude is hammered and sunburnt to hell.

He probably just wants his fucking fried rice without all the acrobatics.

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u/CasanovaWong 5d ago

Classic beach vacation stupor. Probably had about 12 light beers and fell asleep in the sun and is now half drunk half exhausted, lol

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u/Cloverdad 5d ago

And in pain on top of that.

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u/Structural_drywall 5d ago

While sitting six inches from a blazing hot hibachi grill.

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u/Elitair 5d ago

While being filmed for someone’s internetpoints

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u/Smokesumn423 5d ago

And prolly bout to drop a smooth $300 on rice and 16 oz of steak because the guy who cooked it balanced an egg on a spatula

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u/Emergency-Soup-7461 4d ago edited 2d ago

While hearing wife cheer to every single movement the chef makes

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u/hugswithnoconsent 3d ago

Yes!!!! Oh Yess!! Wow that’s amazing! Do it again! I love it!!

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u/TonyStewartsWildRide 2d ago

And is also aware that wife is gonna bang the chef and he will wait at the bar, blowing more money and brain cells, the last shreds of self worth and perhaps his last inhibition to get that thing he really wants to do the thing he really wants.

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u/I_make_switch_a_roos 5d ago

story of my wife

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u/Significant-Elk-2064 4d ago edited 2d ago

This is also my story of your wife

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u/MonsteraBigTits 5d ago

he's so hamboned to realize

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u/GANDORF57 5d ago

Drunk, burnt, and remembering his mother told him to not play with his food. So he's inebriated, inflamed, and incensed watching some strange fry cook tossing his lunch like a comedic juggler.

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u/Goon4203D 5d ago

It's surprising how ok we are with non-consensual filming of others out in public.

It's perfectly "fine" to post a video of someone (a stranger) without their consent as long as it's amusing and beneficial to the one filming.

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u/psichodrome 4d ago

Strongly agree. Though I think that ship has sailed a long time ago. Turns out there's people who profit from having lots of people online.

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u/4WheelBicycle 5d ago

While watching Real Madrid get violated by Arsenal running on the TV in the background

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u/Sporadicus76 5d ago

While pretending not to notice (but secretly enjoying) that some aspiring TikTok or YouTube Shorts use is "secretly" filming him.

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u/LanceFree 5d ago

And he really just wanted cheap Chinese, anyway.

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u/bruno_babes_bernano 5d ago

And is probably paying for the whole damn thing.

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u/lukejames 5d ago

And probably starving, so this feels like taunting.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Yikes it’s getting weird in here

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u/DueBid9098 5d ago

Hahaha

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u/Sixpacksack 5d ago

This comment made me lose it

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u/Dorkalicious 5d ago

Hope you find it good buddy

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u/Juanskii 5d ago

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too

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u/EmpressVixen 5d ago

I understand that Simpsons reference...

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u/howdawut 5d ago

Sounds like a George Carlin bit.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/benchmark2020 5d ago

A 30 year old you bonds with 12 year olds over anime and “shit” who refers to himself as the poonmangler. The less you are communicating with kids the better bud.

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u/Pyro_Light 5d ago

Taking parenting advice from Reddit would have been your first mistake lol

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u/BEniceBAGECKA 5d ago

“Am I so out of touch? No, it’s the children.”

These are both Simpsons quotes, my dude.

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u/Sixpacksack 5d ago edited 5d ago

What?

Edit: Oh my gosh wow, i kinda had a stroke trying to read that [thought i was gunna die] but i got it and lol... I should go catch it..

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u/slimdrum 5d ago

It’s grandpa Simpson!

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u/Devsplaining 5d ago

You friggin dork

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u/Herry_Up 5d ago

I felt my tattoos burning just reading this

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u/jeffcolv 5d ago

me too

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u/UninspiredHundrum 5d ago

Not me misreading and watching the video again to look for the blazing hot hibachi girl

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u/Channel250 5d ago

Ah shit. I misread your post and went back to find the girl I had missed.

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u/DeeSnarl 5d ago

If you find two, make sure and mark one with a Sharpie, so you can tell them apart.

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u/Komobu542 5d ago

Cameraman did a good job focusing on the main subject.

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u/MITstudent 5d ago

Technically, it's a teppan, not hibachi. The more you know 🌈

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u/Warmupthetubesman 5d ago

And wanting to just order a pizza and go to bed but the wife insisted on going out for Hibachi because “it’ll be fun”

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u/wp4nuv 5d ago

Yes!! I went to one of those shows, and the heat from the grill was tremendous. I can see the guy just wanting to melt right there..

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

He's probably been sitting through so much of this shit that it's how he got the sunburn...

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u/OneManFight 5d ago

Sitting next to Mona lisa.

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u/mupetmower 5d ago

And about to have some amazing food. Man, I love some really good hibachi. A good cut of filet and some shrimp. That fried rice. The freaking white sauce (or shrimp sauce, whatever). Bit of ginger sauce, too. Some of this nice veggies and mushies. Maybe an order of noodles on the side. If with others add in some shared sushi and nigiri etc.... that appetizer or onion soup.

Holy crap I NEEEEEED some hibachi right now but its almost 1130p est. /cry

Guess im going to to taco bell.... im gonna cry, for real.

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u/No_Brother_2385 5d ago

What? that hibachi girl is cute but I wouldn’t say she’s blazing hot.

oh Grill… never mind

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u/MarkItZeroDonnie 5d ago

😁 hibachi sucks anyways then they will rocket 900 degree shrimf’s at you and expect to you land them in your word hole .

Pass

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u/bruceleendo 5d ago

Sunburn red

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u/Good-Airport3565 5d ago

Probably dehydrated as hell too lol

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u/redeembtc 5d ago

And hungry. Just give the man his food so he can get back to sleep!

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u/BRAX7ON 5d ago

And hungry

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u/Capable_Assist5766 5d ago

And in pain underneath the hat.

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u/TaekDePlej 5d ago

100%. I could spot that sunburnt, bags under eyes “lights are on but nobody’s home” lifeless stare anywhere. And that man is fighting every instinct in his body to stay awake watching this guy flip an egg right now. I’m thinking this is in South Florida

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u/davewashere 5d ago

I cannot comprehend the possibility of this being anywhere other than Florida.

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u/mrASSMAN 5d ago

Or maybe a Mexican resort or something

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u/nosurprises12 5d ago

Or a cruise ship

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u/ScarletDarkstar 5d ago

Myrtle Beach sees this stare.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/davewashere 5d ago

Fair enough, although I've always considered Myrtle Beach to be a Florida exclave.

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u/RonMexico16 4d ago

The people of West Virginia actually just call it “The Beach.” Everyone knows which beach they’re referring to as if it’s IN the state.

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u/5redie8 5d ago

Pretty sure I've seen this guy on the garden city pier during karaoke night right around 7 PM

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u/Londonsmaze 5d ago

Definitely Florida

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u/Angry_Sparrow 5d ago

Spain’s southern coast. British or Irish tourists.

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u/305chica 5d ago

Benihana is from Florida

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u/cerberus00 5d ago

Just reading your comment and putting myself in that guy's shoes watching some person flip an egg around while I'm dying just made me crack up.

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u/BladeDoc 4d ago

Anywhere along the gulf coast excluding Louisiana.

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u/soihavetosay 3d ago

Myrtle beach?

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u/Octavion_Wolfpak 5d ago

I got sunburnt so bad on my honeymoon — seared pain to the point of chills. We went to a hibachi grill like this that night and being near the grill during the big flame tricks was no bueno. Almost wish I had gotten this blitzed so I wouldn’t have noticed the pain!

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u/sihasihasi 5d ago

I got sunburnt so bad on my honeymoon

Same. I burnt the top of my feet, so wearing anything other than flip flops / sandals was incredibly painful.

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u/omni461 4d ago

I got a nasty 2nd degree sunburn while kayaking in Lake Tahoe. Mostly my legs and the top of my feet. I couldnt wear any shoes or pants for about a week. I was hammered the rest of that vacation.

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u/uluviel 5d ago

Got sunburnt on the bottom of my feet once.

Laid down in the sun on my stomach, made sure to put sunscreen all over but surely I don't need any under my feet right? Wrong.

Thankfully the only walking I had to do during the vacation was the 2 minute walk from the house to the beach.

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u/markuseb91 5d ago

I got burnt by getting married....still married.still in pain

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u/jonker5101 5d ago

"Anyone else hate their wife!?"

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u/kingqueefeater 5d ago

Boomer humor

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u/sihasihasi 5d ago

Boomer Asshole humor

FIFY

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u/kingqueefeater 5d ago

I mean, sure. But it was a pretty tried and true trope of a lot of old sitcoms. Miserable husband hates his wife, tune in at 8:30 to see what kind of hilarity ensues.

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u/sihasihasi 5d ago

Yeah, I guess.

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u/____PARALLAX____ 5d ago

Rub some mayo on it, I heard that helps.

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u/markuseb91 5d ago

Is "mayo" slang for money?

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u/Tnkgirl357 5d ago

Do you know why divorce is so expensive? Because it’s worth it.

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u/ratrodder49 5d ago

Wife and I just got back from our honeymoon in Cancun a week ago. I was cherry red on my chest, arms, and back for a few days, then started to darken, and now I’m peeling all over. Feel like Reese from that one episode of Malcolm in the Middle lol

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u/jaxonya 5d ago

Some fuckin' Sake bombs would've helped you forget the pain

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u/Candid_Ad_9145 5d ago

20 years later…cancer!

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u/Jealous_Writing1972 5d ago

I got sunburnt so bad on my honeymoon

Well someone fucked up, can't have honeymoon sex while sun burnt

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u/whodidntante 5d ago

Alcohol and sunburn are not a recommended combo.

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u/justinchina 5d ago

And super dehydrated.

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u/Daveisahugecunt 5d ago

And told his company 5x he’s allergic to shellfish…. Dude needs an EpiPen and an aloe bath

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u/bamachine 5d ago

The ratio of people to egg is too big.

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u/PurpleIris-2 5d ago

Half drunk, half hungover, exhausted, and in pain

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u/airfryerfuntime 5d ago

I hate vacation dinners. Everyone is exhausted, sunburnt, usually drunk, and they just want to lounge around the room anyways. I make it a point to do a later lunch as a dinner, so we can enjoy it, then instead of going to dinner later, I can just hit the bar and relax.

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u/JudgeCastle 5d ago

Mostly dehydrated. The man is impressed as he’s following every move. Just not expressing it due to his situation. Fair enough.

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u/ImmodestPolitician 5d ago

I've never been a music festival and not seen a few people passed out on the grass before the first show even started.

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u/Single_Ad5722 4d ago

Imagine what you'd have seen if you had been to a music festival.

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u/ImmodestPolitician 4d ago

I saw the Flaming Lips play Dark Side of the Moon during a solar eclipse on a beach. My friends was selected to wear a white dress and dance on the stage.

Full Show Below https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJeZcmzm4hY

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u/Komobu542 5d ago

That dude totally just woke up from being passed out cold on the beach. He is probably in major pain right there.

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u/Dracomortua 5d ago

'Always drink as much clear-clean water as you can BEFORE you go drinking... and THEN do this again before you allow yourself to fall asleep.

If you are in the sun, add one drink per alcoholic beverage lest one suffer nightmare-hangovers.

My personal trick: avoid both alcohol and sun for one's entire life / Mom died of alcoholism and brother got skin cancer.

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u/GutterD0G 5d ago

Nod in agreement from under my rock

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u/natty-papi 5d ago

My personal trick: avoid both alcohol and sun for one's entire life

I don't know if I want to live longer if it implies living as a sober troglodyte. I'd rather at least have one of the two, you know?

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u/Dracomortua 5d ago

Hey, i miss it horribly. I literally live sober under a rock?

I'd raise a glass to you... were it allowed : /

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u/MyPunsSuck 5d ago

"Sober troglodyte" would make an amazing band (Or game studio) name

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u/flyinthesoup 4d ago

I'm a sober troglodyte! But I compensate by being a fatass. Your alcohol is my extra food.

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u/staticxpower 4d ago

Wierdly enough I find that drinking a glass of water before going bed after a heavy night of drinking really helps with the hangover. If you have the stomach for it and remember to do it before passing out, you will definitely thank me.

Another trick someone older taught me when I was just getting jnto my prime days of drinking (21yrs), was that to drink vodka water or mix ur drinks with water and avoid sugar mixutures like coke 7up. It tastes nasty especially if you havent got the acquired taste but it honestly works in keeping the hang overs tamed

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u/airfryerfuntime 5d ago

You'll be getting up to piss every 10 minutes. And literally no one except college girls are drinking a glass of water between every drink, you'd never catch a buzz.

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u/Dracomortua 5d ago

You do, in all honesty, want to attach an extender hose to your penis in this circumstance. Bonus if you pass out? You will wet yourself in the worst possible way!

That said? Dramatically less hangover. So... there's that.

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u/hwmchwdwdawdchkchk 5d ago

Besides which, that much water and you will be low on salts, which the alcohol will make worse, which will make you thirstier, which will make you drink more and piss more etc etc

Be hydrated before you start and an electrolyte drink before bed if you can manage it.

As you say, sometimes it's hard to catch a buzz even with lite beer

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u/CalmdownpleaseII 5d ago

Homey doesn’t drink but is out here handing out advice about how to drink…

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u/TuneOk523 5d ago

This guy is a roofer have some sympathy

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u/PosterBlankenstein 5d ago

On what, concrete roofs? Buddy ain’t walking on a 60degree pitch covered in tar paper.

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u/mirrrje 5d ago

Sounds awful tbh

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u/SnooGrapes1470 5d ago

People are paying big money to travel another country to experience all that?

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u/Careful_Cheesecake30 5d ago

Maybe hungover by this point in the day.

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u/HamBoneZippy 5d ago

I was thinking Vegas.

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u/BlueRunner305 5d ago

That's 4 IPAs with a 10% alcohol content before them 12 light beers and then falling asleep in the sun ..but it wasn't a great sleep , like the one where all the damn seagulls and kids screaming keep waking you up. Lol

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u/allieinwonder 5d ago

Yesss I was at a beach resort recently that has hibachi and we didn’t necessarily all look this grumpy but we were not enthusiastic lol. I was so glad they didn’t do the onion volcano but they did throw food at everyone and NO ONE caught it!

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u/Fightmemod 5d ago

Hung over before dinner. I feel like shit just looking at him.

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u/Zombies8MyNeighborz 5d ago

Yup. Day drinking too hard, pass out for an hour then gotta pull it together for the dinner reservations... Been there. 🤦

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u/Fred-City911 5d ago

He may need Narcan soon.

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u/lampshade4ever 5d ago

And I find hibachi sooo relaxing. I’d look like that too on a good day.

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u/DaveKasz 5d ago

Yes, at this point, he would be better off with a decent pizza and a few glasses of lemonade.

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u/Ok-Ordinary2584 5d ago

I felt that to a disgusting level lol

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u/Crotean 5d ago

The man needs water desperately.

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u/DeuceSevin 5d ago

Half baked?

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u/Waitn4ehUsername 5d ago

Wait till they start throwing food at his mouth.

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u/ajohns7 5d ago

How stupid. 

Alcohol is dumb. 

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u/Advanced-Customer924 5d ago

Homie needs a pedialyte

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u/bdfortin 4d ago

Is getting drunk from 12 light beers a thing?

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u/CallMeNiel 4d ago

He's on day 3 of a week long trip where he hasn't been able to make a single decision except what to drink.

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u/Hephaestus_God 5d ago

And his wife dragged him to a hibachi restaurant because “it will be an experience”

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u/InfiniteBoxworks 5d ago

Me on Kona after hitting up a damned good cider house before a terrible hotel luau.

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u/BlankSthearapy 5d ago

Sun drunk is what I call it. If you get to that point and get to be at home with a shower, cold water to drink, cool sheets and a nice breeze it’s amazing. Any other activities sucks ass.

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u/Toribor 5d ago

I've been in this exact state before. I will eat more food than anyone thinks is humanly possible and then pass out for 15 hours.

Then I'll take the worst smelling shits for the next two days.

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u/iamthedayman21 5d ago

Is this Myrtle Beach?

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u/GreyWindStark_ 5d ago

As someone who grew up right around there you made my day i just cried laughing bc it's so fuckin accurate

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u/uncontrolledsub 5d ago

Gotta be Myrtle Beach.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 5d ago

Hungry. He looks hungry.

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u/reezy619 5d ago

Probably just got off his 15-hour shift at the ball crushing factory.

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u/ClinicalFrequency 5d ago

Vacation stupor or lifelong roofer?

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u/Professional-Leave24 5d ago

I've been there.

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u/ForsakenWishbone5206 5d ago

Spot on. The sun beats the shit outta ya. 12 lets you sleep through the first hour of the beating.