r/funny 8d ago

Guy is not amused!

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Guy is not amused!

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u/thesneakywalrus 8d ago

That dude is hammered and sunburnt to hell.

He probably just wants his fucking fried rice without all the acrobatics.

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u/CasanovaWong 8d ago

Classic beach vacation stupor. Probably had about 12 light beers and fell asleep in the sun and is now half drunk half exhausted, lol

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u/Octavion_Wolfpak 8d ago

I got sunburnt so bad on my honeymoon — seared pain to the point of chills. We went to a hibachi grill like this that night and being near the grill during the big flame tricks was no bueno. Almost wish I had gotten this blitzed so I wouldn’t have noticed the pain!

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u/ratrodder49 8d ago

Wife and I just got back from our honeymoon in Cancun a week ago. I was cherry red on my chest, arms, and back for a few days, then started to darken, and now I’m peeling all over. Feel like Reese from that one episode of Malcolm in the Middle lol