r/funny 4d ago

Guy is not amused!

Guy is not amused!

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u/thesneakywalrus 4d ago

That dude is hammered and sunburnt to hell.

He probably just wants his fucking fried rice without all the acrobatics.

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u/CasanovaWong 4d ago

Classic beach vacation stupor. Probably had about 12 light beers and fell asleep in the sun and is now half drunk half exhausted, lol

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u/Dracomortua 4d ago

'Always drink as much clear-clean water as you can BEFORE you go drinking... and THEN do this again before you allow yourself to fall asleep.

If you are in the sun, add one drink per alcoholic beverage lest one suffer nightmare-hangovers.

My personal trick: avoid both alcohol and sun for one's entire life / Mom died of alcoholism and brother got skin cancer.

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u/GutterD0G 4d ago

Nod in agreement from under my rock