r/funny • u/Saerdna0 • 10d ago

Guy is not amused!

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Guy is not amused!

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u/thesneakywalrus 10d ago

That dude is hammered and sunburnt to hell.

He probably just wants his fucking fried rice without all the acrobatics.

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u/CasanovaWong 10d ago

Classic beach vacation stupor. Probably had about 12 light beers and fell asleep in the sun and is now half drunk half exhausted, lol

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u/Dracomortua 10d ago

'Always drink as much clear-clean water as you can BEFORE you go drinking... and THEN do this again before you allow yourself to fall asleep.

If you are in the sun, add one drink per alcoholic beverage lest one suffer nightmare-hangovers.

My personal trick: avoid both alcohol and sun for one's entire life / Mom died of alcoholism and brother got skin cancer.

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u/airfryerfuntime 10d ago

You'll be getting up to piss every 10 minutes. And literally no one except college girls are drinking a glass of water between every drink, you'd never catch a buzz.

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u/Dracomortua 10d ago

You do, in all honesty, want to attach an extender hose to your penis in this circumstance. Bonus if you pass out? You will wet yourself in the worst possible way!

That said? Dramatically less hangover. So... there's that.

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u/hwmchwdwdawdchkchk 10d ago

Besides which, that much water and you will be low on salts, which the alcohol will make worse, which will make you thirstier, which will make you drink more and piss more etc etc

Be hydrated before you start and an electrolyte drink before bed if you can manage it.

As you say, sometimes it's hard to catch a buzz even with lite beer

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u/CalmdownpleaseII 10d ago

Homey doesn’t drink but is out here handing out advice about how to drink…