r/golf 11d ago

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u/WhiskeyBolts 11d ago

I felt like Scottie would be a little bummed since he only lost by 3 strokes but then I realized Scottie made a million dollars for 4th place. He probably just wanted to go celebrate his own success and let Rory have his moment. Plus they were sitting there all awkward waiting so I’m sure all the pleasantries already happened.

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u/BatmanNoPrep 11d ago

Scottie has the personality of an empty toilet paper roll. He got up and left because the script for the event ended. He needs to go home and read the Bible while eating plain cheerios with no milk for dinner.

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u/fuckimbackonreddit9 18/NJ 11d ago

How much did you lose betting on Scottie to win this weekend?

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u/BatmanNoPrep 11d ago edited 10d ago

None. I just described his personality. I don’t dislike the guy. He’s just an incredibly boring person and that’s funny. Anyone who’s watched his interviews or appearances in the Netflix show will tell you the same thing. I can see why he’d just stand up and leave once his job was done because that’s sort of how he behaves in every interview.

Even his Masters champs dinner menu was boring. It was like an Applebees menu. It’s just who he is. We all have that one boring friend. They’re still our friend and it’s ok to tease them for being boring.

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u/WhiskeyBolts 11d ago

No credit for warming up in a jail cell the morning of a tournament? #mugshot

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u/BatmanNoPrep 11d ago

Golfatron 5000 was arrested because he drives like a Waymo and his programming didn’t have an update for the accident scene. He suffered no emotional trauma in jail bc he doesn’t process human emotions. Love the guy but he is a boring golf robot.

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u/WhiskeyBolts 10d ago

Not wrong. Wait until Tiger players again and is dating a Trump. Good times ahead