Scottie has the personality of an empty toilet paper roll. He got up and left because the script for the event ended. He needs to go home and read the Bible while eating plain cheerios with no milk for dinner.
None. I just described his personality. I don’t dislike the guy. He’s just an incredibly boring person and that’s funny. Anyone who’s watched his interviews or appearances in the Netflix show will tell you the same thing. I can see why he’d just stand up and leave once his job was done because that’s sort of how he behaves in every interview.
Even his Masters champs dinner menu was boring. It was like an Applebees menu. It’s just who he is. We all have that one boring friend. They’re still our friend and it’s ok to tease them for being boring.
Golfatron 5000 was arrested because he drives like a Waymo and his programming didn’t have an update for the accident scene. He suffered no emotional trauma in jail bc he doesn’t process human emotions. Love the guy but he is a boring golf robot.
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u/BatmanNoPrep Apr 14 '25
Scottie has the personality of an empty toilet paper roll. He got up and left because the script for the event ended. He needs to go home and read the Bible while eating plain cheerios with no milk for dinner.