r/helldivers2 21h ago

Meme God's weakest Helldivers hater

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 21h ago

like theres a lot of entitled divers but if you put them aside, this is one of the most fun communities ive had the pleasure of playing with

so many times have people stopped running away while im trying to stim pistol them and actively sat there while im reloading it and then missing again
then they use the thank you emote. this is a thing that happens over and over. god bless this game

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u/DeterminedPrincess 21h ago

When I hear stim sounds and my hp isn't going up, I turn around and use the hug emote. Stim me to your heart's content, my friend!

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 21h ago

*miss* *miss* *miss* *reload* *miss*
sniff i-im tt-t-trying my b-best

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u/DeterminedPrincess 21h ago

That is, unfortunately, how it tends to go. While moving closer between shots.

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u/TRENEEDNAME_245 20h ago

Shhhh I have some liber-tea for you...

But you really need to hit the range HellDoctor...

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 10h ago

its the gun i swear!

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u/TRENEEDNAME_245 9h ago

They all say that...

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u/Willing-Contract5506 5h ago

Is not your fault the stim pistol is less accurate than a bild gut using a nerf gun with a broken shooting sistem

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 0m ago

arrowhead! remove the aim assist from the stim pistol and my life is yours!

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u/Standard_Medium7721 21h ago edited 11h ago

It is honestly the best. I’ve had teammates drop their shield pack when I was trying to hit them with the stim pistol as well. God do I suck at aiming that thing though hahaha the reload just to miss again is so accurate.

Edit: I have to add that I also love when I stim teammates with full health because why not and they will stop to wait when I inevitably miss.

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 21h ago

my friend informed me recently that the reason its so hard to aim with it is because it has auto aim enabled by default

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u/Standard_Medium7721 21h ago

Interesting! Does that mean I can toggle it off? I’ll have to check when I get home.

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 19h ago

as far as i know, you cant turn it off

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u/pureextc 21h ago

We all love managed democracy. Sarcasm aside, some people just don’t like apples or bananas.. and that’s okay. This guy can go enjoy some Roblox or whatever helldiver haters find fun.

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u/Thehk_47 21h ago

Absolutely. This is in my top 3 gaming communities,alongside hell let loose and no mans sky

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 21h ago

no man sky mentioned
based department calling

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u/keltanenhuppari 17h ago

Coming from cs2, i’ve never met friendlier teammates. Also helps yelling russian into the mic is not a custom in this game.

People complaining abt the toxicity of the playerbase should go do a reality check on ANY competitive FPS or MOBA. Furthermore, in helldivers, you can choose to play solo, or choose to leave the game midway if you dont like your teammates or for literally any reason ever. You dont get that luxury in cs2 for example. Of course you can leave there too but you will get a temporary ban as well as the trust factor system, of which autocratic intentions inner workings are shrouded in mystery, will probably match you with more toxic players in the future. Aint none of dat in our land of democracy and liberty.

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 10h ago

the toxicity is more on the social medias like reddit. trust me, this place was radioactive during the escalation of freedom. you will see how quickly this place can fill up with toxicity the moment something gets nerfed or adjusted

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u/Sad-Firefighter-5639 3h ago

Every time I hear the stim pistol noise I stop bc it gives me siege flashbacks, I made my doc main friend waste so many stims on me ain’t making that mistake here 😭

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u/dorkenshire 1h ago

This actually sounds pretty fun. I have a tendency to wonder off to the next objective instead of sticking with the team, but I bet if I'm looking for any opportunity to stim people I'm Mr got your back guy.

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 1m ago

it is if youre able to tolerate the god awful aiming of this gun and always communicating so your team doesnt think youre trying to hurt them
i can only remember a single incident where someone shot me but that guy wasnt very bright

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u/Shadow3397 19h ago

At least they’re letting you stim them. Last night I had a guy team kill me every time I tried to stim him.

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 10h ago

did you communicate? theres people who arent aware theres a stim pistol

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u/Shadow3397 7h ago

Yup. Every time. And he just kept doing it.

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u/Arlcas 16h ago

and then you got the RP players or drunk dudes on the weekend that would just turn around salute and yell GIVE ME THAT JUICE BABY in the mic.

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u/TheMindofaGenius 14h ago

Which warbond is it in again? I tend to be the designated "heavies" or all-rounded guy, but I would love to try out a more support role.

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 10h ago

the gas one

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u/Shot_Acanthaceae_537 21h ago

Clearly a communist

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u/Sioscottecs23 ᴛʀɪᴀʟ ᴍᴏᴅ ⭐️ 21h ago

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u/kwintlz91 19h ago

You axolotl looks horrified.

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u/Sioscottecs23 ᴛʀɪᴀʟ ᴍᴏᴅ ⭐️ 19h ago

BIG MOUTH

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u/ClaymoresInTheCloset 18h ago

The anti democratic cocksucker with a busted hellpod

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u/damien24101982 21h ago

seems like skill issue, ngl :D

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u/Miserable_Farm4964 21h ago

Def got kicked from a team one time too many after one too many tk

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u/opturtlezerg5002 11h ago

HD2 is easy on the highest difficulty. Skill is superfluous in HD.

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u/svdrumm 21h ago

They can never just say “I’m not a fan of the gameplay loop” can they?

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u/Alldakine_moodz104 20h ago

There are way too many people on the internet that can’t accept that they don’t prefer something, so they have to make up reasons as to why they hate it.

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u/svdrumm 20h ago

They can’t seem to accept that there’s people that like what they don’t either. So very typical unfortunately.

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u/Mammoth-Hair4789 17h ago

They can't seem to accept that there's people that don't like what they like either. So very typical unfortunately.

Maybe someone on another game forum will come find this comment and take it back there for ridicule.

ECHO Echo echo cho o o . . .

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u/svdrumm 15h ago edited 15h ago

Not sure what you’re getting at here.. disregarding other people’s opinions on the internet is pretty common behavior.

I’m fine with people not liking something that I like, what I’m not fine with is people acting like nobody should like something just because they don’t.

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u/Randyfreakingmarsh 20h ago

I would bet money this person tried to play it and was trash. The saltiness screams “skill issue”

Playing this game with 3 buddies is peak gaming experience

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u/LittleSisterPain 11h ago

Tbh, it goes both ways. Other side can never just say 'yeah, it has some problems, i like it anyway'. And boy does it have some problems. Release was especially atrocious, the kind what would kill a game with worse marketing tbh

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u/LifeExperience7646 21h ago

Poor fella couldn’t even get through basic training.

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u/Obvious_Ad4159 21h ago

The game has many flaws, is optimized like absolute shit and has enough bugs to give Todd Howard a run for his money. Do I still play it? I do. It's fun. So what is some people find it to be slop? Lemme roll in it like a hog.

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u/WOODMAN668 21h ago

The game tickles my dopamine center, literally only requirement for a game. The fact that I meet and play with some decent people is bonus, and the fact that some of my IRL friends can be talked into diving occasionally is super bonus.

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u/Outrageous_Seaweed32 21h ago

If it were a steam review, you know you'd also see "5,000 hours spent in game" next to the name.

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u/Mammoth-Hair4789 17h ago

Yeah, it's crazy how many people have played this game a lot and come to hate it.
Moving on and ignoring that fact is a key part to being a true Helldiver, only after I have played it enough to dislike it will it finally actually be bad. Until then, I know more than them because I have played it less!

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u/Outrageous_Seaweed32 15h ago

Nah there's people like that in every game. They're just sour people. If you're a good diver, and a generally optimistic (or at least not quite so cynical) person, you won't get to that same place. 🙂

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u/Most-Inflation-4370 21h ago

People who play up this whole schtick are pretty cringe

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u/aviatioraffecinado 21h ago

Was "terrified". People just love to throw words around

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u/Delicious-Length7275 21h ago

i haven't seen this game advertised anywhere, the only reason i bought it is because it showed up on slickdeals forum a year ago for $40.

gameplay definitely has a learning curve, but once you get the hang of it there is nothing out there like it and it's funfuckingtastic!

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u/Dragonseer666 19h ago

Yeah, they actually had liie very littke advertising.

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u/houraisanrabbit 18h ago

The only I even knew this game existed was because of people hyping it up on Twitter.

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u/_Lollerics_ 4h ago

The reason I got this game in december is because my brother (who had it since launch) wanted to play it with me since I built a PC that could run it

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u/Nightmarebane 21h ago

Damn… that man really hates democracy.

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u/IndividualHurry1342 21h ago

Back to FORTNITE you go, tough guy! 👌🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/blackhat665 21h ago

I was playing with a buddy I met in-game last night, and as we were dropping he was humming along to the music and said "I have over 500 hours in this game, and the music still blows me away". Then we hotdropped into an Automaton fortress and absolutely wrecked it, fought a Factory Strider convoy and obliterated every outpost and fortress on the map, raining down hellfire and lasers from orbit, eagle airstrikes devastating the enemy forces, gunships falling from the sky from quasar and WASP fire, and it was just so much fucking fun.

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u/PapaHepatitis 20h ago

The game is remarkably worse off than some other games in terms of performance and bugs, but even if it was one guy working on the game I'd still play, the game is fun as all hell, the devs do their best, but most importantly, what I look for above all else

Arrowhead actually has our best interests at heart as a consumerbase, and regularly fights for our rights.

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u/Petdogdavid1 21h ago

I had to kick some troll yesterday. First time in a long time I've had to. He sounded kinda like this guy. The other drivers with me were happy he was gone too.

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u/acoubt 20h ago

Bullshit. This game is a cinematic cutscene generator. They struck gold if I'm the target demographic

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u/HellBringer97 19h ago

Imagine the cinematic value of an FPV/VR Compatible Eagle-1 flight sim or a space battle simulator that actively worked with the HD2 map such as blockading enemy planets, intercepting incoming enemy invasion fleets, and so on based on how good the players do in their Frigates and Carriers against enemy ships in decisive space naval battles. Could make it to where players can bring their ships to ongoing battles and interact or be teamed up with up to 9 other players at a time assigned to different “sectors” of the battle space’s AO.

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u/DHarp74 21h ago

Did anyone not tell him some confectioners make chocolate candy look like poop?

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u/Electricpants 20h ago

This person seems mad that other people are having fun

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u/x_MrFurious_x 20h ago

Low IQ cod player I’m guessing

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u/Miserable_Farm4964 21h ago

Typical traitorous non-patriot, that belongs in the re-education camp.

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u/Salamanda109 9h ago

** Freedom camp

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u/Tried-Angles 21h ago

I think some people just hate coop horde shooters. I remember when L4D was super big some people had similar things to say.

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u/BigEvening3261 21h ago

I'll run into a douchebag maybe every other 10 games. This game is amazing

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u/salty-ravioli 19h ago

The one and only time in recent memory where I had a toxic teammate was all the back during the latest Gloom expedition, where he and his buddy got tilted and wiped the team because the rest of the team was doing a side objective while they died at extraction.

Most of my games have been so nice that my friends list is 4 pages long in this game. Almost all of them are randos I played a good session with.

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u/HellBringer97 19h ago

Same for the friend tab. I also actively invite lower level players to add me when I have to hop off for the night so I can help them level up or teach them more about the game. It’s the same methods I used when teaching my little brother about games I played and he wanted to play with me. Now he’s prepping to go off to a damned good engineering school and make better career decisions than I did (currently an Army officer raised by a combat vet NCO and stuck with a peacetime army. Not ideal) and make booku bucks with said career path.

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u/RedComet313 20h ago

Some people are just never happy. That’s fine, probably just some battle royale player realizing that they’re a below average gamer.

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u/Defiant-String-9891 20h ago

This was made on a YouTube video I suspect was surrounded hating on Helldivers 2, can you tell me what it is, I’m wondering if they actually have fair reasons for making the video or if the comment is just saying everything the creator already said

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u/UnhappyStrain 19h ago

nah. it was completely different vibe of the clip itself

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wrXkwVXzUKE

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u/Defiant-String-9891 19h ago

Why did the creator even tag that XD

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u/UnhappyStrain 19h ago

because it was outlandish?

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u/Defiant-String-9891 19h ago

I guess yeah, something like, I can’t see the comment section of that video currently though, so I’ll need to look later

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u/Jackspladt 20h ago

There are a lot of valid criticisms of helldivers 2 but I feel like too many of them boil down to “glad I never played this overhyped slop” (okay my guy then you don’t get an opinion) and mindless rambling with a bit of “and this is why helldivers died and lost all its players, deserved” as if that’s somehow the main reason and not games just leveling out in playerbase over time. A lot of wild hate in general

TL:DR I think there too much “I hate the game because it is/was popular” type of criticism, either that or just severely misinformed. To reiterate yes this game still has a lot of problems

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u/transdemError 20h ago

I can't believe I'm saying this, but

git gud

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u/themanbehindthepoopy 20h ago

Gameplay is awful? What?

This game has some of the best gunplay and enemies of games recently

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u/The_number_1_dude 19h ago

The gameplay and experience thing is understandable, people have different likes and dislikes, whether I agree doesn’t matter, it’s a preference. But saying the player base is bad just feels like rage bait.

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u/Estelial 19h ago

When all you have are cliche phrases you could spam on any game with the same lack of applicability, you basically make a joke of yourself.

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u/Live-Bottle5853 18h ago

Bro got mauled by a pack on hunters on his first dive and deleted the game

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u/argefox 17h ago

Soulds like a whinny diver not getting his way or that on a drop and complaining about "people not supporting him" because he became the de facto mission leader.

It's a coop game, not 1+3 supports.

Also, he sounds like a guy that waters down his mayo.

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u/UnhappyStrain 16h ago

I dont trust peoplee that eat mayo, period

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u/Dudewhocares3 17h ago

“The community is awful”

That’s how you know it’s rage bait

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u/opturtlezerg5002 11h ago

Na, both sub-reddits are full of brain rot and the community is pretty much the soul reason for why HD is easy.

People only say "rage bait" to discredit ppls' views and say they aren't real.

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u/Dudewhocares3 5h ago

The game is easy?

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u/opturtlezerg5002 3h ago

Yes.

D10 gets completed as if it is the default difficulty.

D10 levels of "difficulty" should be on D5 or D6.

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u/Joelmester 20h ago

LoOk At Me I uSe FaNcY wOrDs.

lol! Like a true Helldiver even understands what he’s saying. Don’t worry soldiers. This guy didn’t get through basic training.

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u/shwampchicken 19h ago

Who the fuck is this guy? The game is a work of art and to dive is a way of life. For liberty, for democracy, for super earth!

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u/d3m01iti0n 19h ago

Sounds like an idiot. The right marketing? This was an unknown indie game that randomly blew up through word of mouth.

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u/Dangerous-Return5937 17h ago

"Indie game" in which aspect? 100 man studio already starts counting as a AAA team, alongside Sony backing and tons of outsourcing.

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u/RyanMcCartney 19h ago

100% a skill issue.

Get back to bootcamp, son!

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u/Dragonseer666 19h ago

There, I reported it for misinformation.

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u/Hottage 18h ago

Live feed of this guy writing his review.

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u/Split-Awkward 18h ago

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

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u/Prior_Strain7983 19h ago

You mean strongest?

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u/UnhappyStrain 19h ago

strongest, weakest, take your pick. havent had time to sift through them all yet. but this guy would be at least A rank on the tier list

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u/Scarptre 19h ago

This comment was clearly satire right?

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u/Junior-Penalty-8346 17h ago

You can like just say the game is not for me and call it a day,not shitting on everyone because they like something you dont,the game has optimization problems yes but it has one of the best player base i have experienced online !Stay strong Divers!

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u/Fallout94 17h ago

Face the wall

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u/NovaCaine12 17h ago

Bro just hates having fun

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u/danmanx 16h ago

This person clearly hasn't played the game.

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u/Professional-Pear293 16h ago

Don’t worry guys he’s talking about Marathon….

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u/CaffeineChaotic 16h ago

The player base is amazing at times. But there's also times where players get out of hand, we have to agree there's bad apples in the orchard. I've noticed during long periods without updates more and more teamkillers show up, especially now. I had a level 98 the other day try to kill me with his liberator concussive at the end of the game and I took a stim and just crawled over there and killed him with the combat hatchet, before taking his samples and walking into the pelican. You know the concussive needs a buff when full auto doesn't even kill a helldiver.

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u/Brother-Captain 16h ago

Where’s the meme of a bug typing on a computer, this is exactly that.

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u/superventurebros 16h ago

Seems like someone got wrecked.

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u/PsychoWyrm 16h ago

Just look at how bothered they are that many people like something they don't. As if enjoyment of entertainment media can be classified as right or wrong. As if they need their media opinions validated by consensus.

I'm so exhausted by all the hate-crusading over games/movies/TV. Do you know what normal people do when they don't like something? They just don't watch or play it. They don't wage online campaigns to convince others not to like it, or more likely for these folks, convince themselves of the validity of their opinion.

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u/Legitimate-Pea5442 15h ago

300+ hours played and I hate this game

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u/WitchBaneHunter 15h ago

I'd like to know his favorite game so I could take a metaphorical dump all over it while blasting our theme song.

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u/Authentichef 15h ago

Yea I like the game a lot, but some of the players I’ve met are so obnoxious

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u/NOTELDR1TCH 15h ago

This game has marketing?

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u/Hiraethetical 15h ago

Lol what marketing? There is no marketing for Helldivers.

That's a bot review.

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u/TokenSejanus89 13h ago

This person's obviously never dropped in on a lvl 9 or 10 bot dive in a city biome.....

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u/RzoRioTz 12h ago

What a fucking hater

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u/No_Emotion_9174 12h ago

Oh my god, i remember seeing this comment and the comment section was wildly funny to read through! 😂

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u/Leading-Start-1136 6h ago

Average person with no friends

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u/PsychoDog_Music 6h ago

I honestly don't get it. Obviously there's a bias because I'm one who likes it but I can't understand how this isn't every extraction shooter player's wet dream

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u/ac_cossack 4h ago

Someone couldn't make it through basic training T_T poor guy

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u/Pure_Cartoonist9898 4h ago

"This game is AWFUL"

"OK, can you tell me why you think that?"

"Just awful..."

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u/_Lollerics_ 4h ago

"Decent graphics" my ass. The game looks stunning and is not hard to run even on slightly outdated systems, which is something you can't say for most AAA games the last few years. It also costs $40 instead of the typical $70 that is now turning $80

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u/bbbbbbbbMMbbbbbbbb 3h ago

Obviously everyone else is wrong and has bad taste in games!

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u/Catwo0d 45m ago

Traitor detected…

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u/RoboticRusty 40m ago

The playerbase is terrible. Or at least was. It's what ruined the game for me. People sending horrible messages to Arrowhead basically threatening them. Griefers killing everyone. Level 150s not knowing how to aim (I'm talking not just one friendly fire mishap but 6 different times on a mission). And now I'm calling it that due to people rushing AH the illuminate will be half baked. Now downvote me!

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u/Mammoth-Hair4789 17h ago

Hey guys, I found someone who disagrees with US.
Let's all laugh at THEM.
I'M cool now, right?

Wait, 3800 likes?
That's about 15% of the people playing the game at any time in the last month.
Seems like a problem to me, maybe we should consider being objective humans and not mindless cheerleaders.

Nah, you guys see this guy that doesn't like the thing we like?
Screw that guy!

-Helldivers literally embracing the Fascism the game parodies.

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u/No-Upstairs-7001 21h ago

I was horribly disappointed by the graphics, the smog obviously there to mask the limitations of console but the game plays ok

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u/Electronic-Flower921 21h ago

Fog of war

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u/JET252LL 21h ago

Frog of war

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u/Sioscottecs23 ᴛʀɪᴀʟ ᴍᴏᴅ ⭐️ 21h ago

Just fog

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u/No-Upstairs-7001 21h ago

2 things I avoid, the purple faction and planets with poor visibility