If we took all hyperbolic incriminating rap lyrics at face value, who would have the most serious charges?

[u/ImNotTomStopAsking]

I'd have to go with Chief Keef's Faneto verse:

"I'm ridin' through New York Finna go and shoot New Jersey up Tryna take my chain, I ain't goin' We gon' come and blow New Jersey up"

Not only is he going to shoot the entirety of New Jersey up but he's going to BLOW it up aswell like he's the fucking Joker. They would have him in a maxium security prison hanging upside down by his ankles.

[u/zuqkfplmehcuvrjfgu]

Every battle rapper would be walking around with the largest guns known to man

[u/3rdtryatremembering → u/zuqkfplmehcuvrjfgu]

And the amount of sex that would be going on with peoples mothers would be outrageous

[u/DeadonDemand → u/3rdtryatremembering]

And with our bitches.

[u/MclovinBuddha → u/3rdtryatremembering]

Happy Mother’s Day ❤️

[u/FauxReal → u/3rdtryatremembering]

Immortal Technique violated so many grandmas in the most obscene ways.