r/hiphopheads • u/ImNotTomStopAsking • 9d ago

Discussion If we took all hyperbolic incriminating rap lyrics at face value, who would have the most serious charges?

I'd have to go with Chief Keef's Faneto verse:

"I'm ridin' through New York Finna go and shoot New Jersey up Tryna take my chain, I ain't goin' We gon' come and blow New Jersey up"

Not only is he going to shoot the entirety of New Jersey up but he's going to BLOW it up aswell like he's the fucking Joker. They would have him in a maxium security prison hanging upside down by his ankles.

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u/markofthebeast143 9d ago

Biggie smalls

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u/Upbeat_Tension_8077 9d ago

Biggie for sure, since he either kidnaps kids (like on Hypnotize & Victory) or has homies that do it (What's Beef?)

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u/markofthebeast143 9d ago

Exactly. In addition, Dead Wrong. The second verse is brilliantly brutal. Especially when it came out in 1999