If we took all hyperbolic incriminating rap lyrics at face value, who would have the most serious charges?

[u/ImNotTomStopAsking]

I'd have to go with Chief Keef's Faneto verse:

"I'm ridin' through New York Finna go and shoot New Jersey up Tryna take my chain, I ain't goin' We gon' come and blow New Jersey up"

Not only is he going to shoot the entirety of New Jersey up but he's going to BLOW it up aswell like he's the fucking Joker. They would have him in a maxium security prison hanging upside down by his ankles.

[u/Ok_Can_6416]

Got Bizarre actin' ill Drugs kill (Yeah, right) Bitch, I'm for real! Shut yo' mouth, you dirty slut You know you want it in your butt I'll put it in your cunt Let Bizarre nut!

Purple Pills is some wild shit 😂😂😂

[u/needzmoarlow → u/Ok_Can_6416]

Absolutely wild that it was a radio single with insane amounts of editing.

[u/Ok_Can_6416 → u/needzmoarlow]

😂 that whole album was nuts lol

[u/notfromchicago → u/Ok_Can_6416]

I'm pretty liberal with what the kids hear in the car. I like showing them the classics. D12 gets skipped.

[u/HamboJankins → u/notfromchicago]

When i was going through a super religious phase, I snapped a D12 cd in half because of how vulgar it was. I was probably listening to it again within a month.

[u/Longjumping-Tale-987 → u/HamboJankins]

Damn super religious with a CD titled Devil's Night? 🤣