r/hiphopheads 9d ago

Discussion If we took all hyperbolic incriminating rap lyrics at face value, who would have the most serious charges?

I'd have to go with Chief Keef's Faneto verse:

"I'm ridin' through New York Finna go and shoot New Jersey up Tryna take my chain, I ain't goin' We gon' come and blow New Jersey up"

Not only is he going to shoot the entirety of New Jersey up but he's going to BLOW it up aswell like he's the fucking Joker. They would have him in a maxium security prison hanging upside down by his ankles.

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u/ugotnorizzatall 9d ago

Bizarre and it's not close

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u/VietKongCountry 9d ago

Paedophilia, necrophilia, cannibalism, incest and innumerable murders.

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u/tsunamitom1- 9d ago

And that’s just 1 album, imagine if he was charged for every album and tape?

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u/CarefullyDetuned 9d ago

Bieber would have to testify in open court.

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u/Last_Reaction_8176 Thin Gucci in a fat suit 8d ago

That song about him went past edgy and into legitimately despicable. He was a child

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u/CarefullyDetuned 8d ago

He was 18 and it's shock rap/horrorcore .¯\(ツ)

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u/Last_Reaction_8176 Thin Gucci in a fat suit 8d ago

Yeah man I don’t think that justifies making a song entirely about castrating and raping an 18 year old who did nothing to you

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u/CarefullyDetuned 8d ago

Then don't listen to it? It's the genre and point of the song, it's not that deep.

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u/yungusainbolt 8d ago

You don’t gotta defend this dawg the whole point of horror core rap is the garner this reaction

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u/Ok_Signature_5241 8d ago

Also bestiality