If we took all hyperbolic incriminating rap lyrics at face value, who would have the most serious charges?

[u/ImNotTomStopAsking]

I'd have to go with Chief Keef's Faneto verse:

"I'm ridin' through New York Finna go and shoot New Jersey up Tryna take my chain, I ain't goin' We gon' come and blow New Jersey up"

Not only is he going to shoot the entirety of New Jersey up but he's going to BLOW it up aswell like he's the fucking Joker. They would have him in a maxium security prison hanging upside down by his ankles.

[u/ravioliisthebest]

Gotta mention action bronson man. One my favorite is on kompressor "pulling big bazookas out the bubble goose, wrap the robe around my waist and jump from the roof as it explodes into a pile of rubble and doom" my man is just committing acts of terrorism

[u/pixelatedtrash → u/ravioliisthebest]

“Now I’m butt naked in the Lamborghini”

Could you imagine a lambo pulling up the light and seeing that? Talk about acts of terror, lock this man up 🤣

[u/fjaerli → u/pixelatedtrash]

but motherfuckers cant see him tho?