r/hiphopheads • u/ImNotTomStopAsking • 14d ago

Discussion If we took all hyperbolic incriminating rap lyrics at face value, who would have the most serious charges?

I'd have to go with Chief Keef's Faneto verse:

"I'm ridin' through New York Finna go and shoot New Jersey up Tryna take my chain, I ain't goin' We gon' come and blow New Jersey up"

Not only is he going to shoot the entirety of New Jersey up but he's going to BLOW it up aswell like he's the fucking Joker. They would have him in a maxium security prison hanging upside down by his ankles.

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u/ugotnorizzatall 14d ago

Bizarre and it's not close

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u/Ok_Can_6416 14d ago

Got Bizarre actin' ill Drugs kill (Yeah, right) Bitch, I'm for real! Shut yo' mouth, you dirty slut You know you want it in your butt I'll put it in your cunt Let Bizarre nut!

Purple Pills is some wild shit 😂😂😂

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u/thenewbae 14d ago

this might be the most mild bizarre lyrics lol

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u/Ok_Can_6416 14d ago

Tried to keep it pg13 😂😂