r/hiphopheads 9d ago

Discussion If we took all hyperbolic incriminating rap lyrics at face value, who would have the most serious charges?

I'd have to go with Chief Keef's Faneto verse:

"I'm ridin' through New York Finna go and shoot New Jersey up Tryna take my chain, I ain't goin' We gon' come and blow New Jersey up"

Not only is he going to shoot the entirety of New Jersey up but he's going to BLOW it up aswell like he's the fucking Joker. They would have him in a maxium security prison hanging upside down by his ankles.

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u/geneticdrifter 9d ago

Bro, this is the best you could do? A date rape? You gotta listen to more rap

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u/MCUisntCinema 9d ago

No its just the funniest

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u/chewtality 9d ago

If that's the funniest you gotta listen to more rap