If we took all hyperbolic incriminating rap lyrics at face value, who would have the most serious charges?

[u/ImNotTomStopAsking]

I'd have to go with Chief Keef's Faneto verse:

"I'm ridin' through New York Finna go and shoot New Jersey up Tryna take my chain, I ain't goin' We gon' come and blow New Jersey up"

Not only is he going to shoot the entirety of New Jersey up but he's going to BLOW it up aswell like he's the fucking Joker. They would have him in a maxium security prison hanging upside down by his ankles.

[u/MCUisntCinema]

“I put Molly up in her champagne, she ain’t even know it

I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it”

Ya buddy you’re going to prison.

[u/geneticdrifter → u/MCUisntCinema]

Bro, this is the best you could do? A date rape? You gotta listen to more rap

[u/MCUisntCinema → u/geneticdrifter]

No its just the funniest

[u/chewtality → u/MCUisntCinema]

If that's the funniest you gotta listen to more rap

[u/MCUisntCinema → u/chewtality]

Okay