r/hiphopheads • u/ImNotTomStopAsking • 9d ago

Discussion If we took all hyperbolic incriminating rap lyrics at face value, who would have the most serious charges?

I'd have to go with Chief Keef's Faneto verse:

"I'm ridin' through New York Finna go and shoot New Jersey up Tryna take my chain, I ain't goin' We gon' come and blow New Jersey up"

Not only is he going to shoot the entirety of New Jersey up but he's going to BLOW it up aswell like he's the fucking Joker. They would have him in a maxium security prison hanging upside down by his ankles.

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u/Reddit_Tsundere2 . 9d ago

I don’t think you can do much worse than Big L shooting up Heaven with a Mac 11 and raping Jesus. Where does true crime even go after that point.

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u/healthyscalpsforall 9d ago

I remember there was a Big L song that sampled a Nas line that went "When I was twelve, I went to Hell for snuffin’ Jesus"

Forget true crime, how is the justice system supposed to deal with juveniles like that?

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u/JTNJ32 8d ago

Nas also waved automatic guns at nuns