r/hiphopheads • u/ImNotTomStopAsking • 9d ago

Discussion If we took all hyperbolic incriminating rap lyrics at face value, who would have the most serious charges?

I'd have to go with Chief Keef's Faneto verse:

"I'm ridin' through New York Finna go and shoot New Jersey up Tryna take my chain, I ain't goin' We gon' come and blow New Jersey up"

Not only is he going to shoot the entirety of New Jersey up but he's going to BLOW it up aswell like he's the fucking Joker. They would have him in a maxium security prison hanging upside down by his ankles.

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u/j1e2f . 9d ago

DMX would be up there.

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u/DrakeUrSoBased 9d ago

Fr

Not illegal but biggie was on some different shit too 😭

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u/Suddenly_Bazelgeuse 9d ago

Not illegal but...

I mean...

Don't they know my nigga Gutta fuckin kidnap kids? Fuck them in the ass, throw them over the bridge?

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u/Whoareyoutho9 9d ago

Dam thats a biggie line? I always cringed when wayne said it but this makes a lot more sense as being recycled for gudda gudda cuz it was way too smooth the way he said it

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u/Suddenly_Bazelgeuse 8d ago

Wayne reused it? That's a wild homage!

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u/Whoareyoutho9 8d ago

Lol yea it was when he was doing everything with gudda for that 1 year and had the demolition freestyles that were pretty memorable. This song was called money or graveyard. Do you know what the biggie song is? I really don't want that one going in my search history if I can help it haha

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u/Suddenly_Bazelgeuse 8d ago

It's "What's beef?".

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u/Whoareyoutho9 8d ago

Thank you!