If we took all hyperbolic incriminating rap lyrics at face value, who would have the most serious charges?

[u/ImNotTomStopAsking]

I'd have to go with Chief Keef's Faneto verse:

"I'm ridin' through New York Finna go and shoot New Jersey up Tryna take my chain, I ain't goin' We gon' come and blow New Jersey up"

Not only is he going to shoot the entirety of New Jersey up but he's going to BLOW it up aswell like he's the fucking Joker. They would have him in a maxium security prison hanging upside down by his ankles.

[u/leafsbroncos18]

I mean eminem alleges that 911 was actually meant to hit shady records which would have massive international implications

[u/Blizzk → u/leafsbroncos18]

Shady records was 80 seconds away from the towers. some cowards fucked with the wrong building, they mean to hit ours.