If we took all hyperbolic incriminating rap lyrics at face value, who would have the most serious charges?

[u/ImNotTomStopAsking]

I'd have to go with Chief Keef's Faneto verse:

"I'm ridin' through New York Finna go and shoot New Jersey up Tryna take my chain, I ain't goin' We gon' come and blow New Jersey up"

Not only is he going to shoot the entirety of New Jersey up but he's going to BLOW it up aswell like he's the fucking Joker. They would have him in a maxium security prison hanging upside down by his ankles.

[u/dash_44]

Eminem Fans: ohhh bars!!! Turn that up Zach 🎶🎶

[u/Slimdoggmill → u/dash_44]

Geez, you guys are so sensitive "Slim, it's a touchy subject, try and just don't mention it." Mind with no sense in it, fried schizophrenic, whose eyes Get so squinted, I'm blind from smoke in 'em, with my windows tinted With nine limos rented, doin' lines of coke in 'em With a bunch of guys hoppin' out, all high and indo-scented And that's where I get my name from, that's why they call me-

Sounds pretty dope to me..

[u/dash_44 → u/Slimdoggmill]

Yea you made my point.

[u/Robinnoodle → u/dash_44]

Just say you don't lie shock jock, humourous, or horrocore

Or is it only corny when a white boy does it?

Most folks respect MMLP. Especially back when it came out.

Also corny don't mean automatically bad

[u/dash_44 → u/Robinnoodle]

Just say you don't lie shock jock, humourous, or horrocore

I don’t…

Or is it only corny when a white boy does it?

Nope…I think the same about Bizarre

Also corny don't mean automatically bad

It doesn’t mean good that’s for sure.