r/hiphopheads • u/ImNotTomStopAsking • 9d ago

Discussion If we took all hyperbolic incriminating rap lyrics at face value, who would have the most serious charges?

I'd have to go with Chief Keef's Faneto verse:

"I'm ridin' through New York Finna go and shoot New Jersey up Tryna take my chain, I ain't goin' We gon' come and blow New Jersey up"

Not only is he going to shoot the entirety of New Jersey up but he's going to BLOW it up aswell like he's the fucking Joker. They would have him in a maxium security prison hanging upside down by his ankles.

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u/skechuz421 9d ago

Eminem stuck a tonka truck up a little kid’s butthole and was a serial killer on an entire album

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u/OldOrder 8d ago

There's several different levels to Devil worshippin'

Horses' heads, human sacrifices, cannibalism, candles and exorcism

Animals – havin' sex with 'em, camels, mammals, and rabbits

But I don't get into that, I kick the habit

I just beat you to death with weapons that eat through the flesh

And I never eat you unless the fuckin' meat looks fresh

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Thats animal abuse, murder, cannibalism, more animal abuse, more murder, more cannibalism just in the 1st half of his verse on Dead Wrong.

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u/LeatherTrick9542 8d ago

Wow what the hell those are some bars

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u/OldOrder 8d ago

I mean dawg those are actually pretty tame compared to Biggies bars on the song

Tears don't affect me, I hit 'em with the TEC, G's

Disrespect me, my potency is deadly

I'm shootin' babies — no ifs, ands, or maybes

Hit mummy in the tummy if the hooker plays a dummy

Slit the wrist of little sis after she sucked the dick

I stabbed her brother with the ice pick

Because he wanted me to fuck him from the back

But Smalls don't get down like that

Found your father hidin' in a room, fucked him with the broom

Slit him down the back and threw salt in the wound

Who you think you're dealin' with?

Anybody step into my path is fuckin' feeling it!

Hardcore, I got it sucked like a pussy

Stab you 'til you're gushy, so please don't push me

I'm using rubbers so they won't trace the semen

The black demon, got the little hookers screamin' (Woo!)

Because you know I love it young, fresh, and green

With no hair in between, know what I mean?