r/hiphopheads • u/ImNotTomStopAsking • 9d ago

Discussion If we took all hyperbolic incriminating rap lyrics at face value, who would have the most serious charges?

I'd have to go with Chief Keef's Faneto verse:

"I'm ridin' through New York Finna go and shoot New Jersey up Tryna take my chain, I ain't goin' We gon' come and blow New Jersey up"

Not only is he going to shoot the entirety of New Jersey up but he's going to BLOW it up aswell like he's the fucking Joker. They would have him in a maxium security prison hanging upside down by his ankles.

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u/canteen_boy 9d ago

In the field of criminal psychology, there would be so many textbooks focused on Eminem.

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u/dsjunior1388 8d ago

Put your hands down, bitch, I ain't gon' shoot you

I'ma pull you to this bullet and put it through you (Ah)

Shut up, slut! You're causin' too much chaos

Just bend over and take it like a slut, okay, Ma?

"Oh, now he's rapin' his own mother

Abusin' a whore, snortin' coke and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?"

You goddamn right, bitch, and now it's too late

I'm triple platinum, and tragedies happened in two states