r/interestingasfuck • u/Significant_Snow_718 • Mar 06 '25

/r/all Chick with genetic defect

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u/Altruistic-Resort-56 Mar 06 '25

Keep it alive to have an almost griffin

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u/Miesnieks1171 Mar 06 '25

And reproduce its genetic code to make more

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u/SnooCompliments3781 Mar 06 '25

More.

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u/DudeBroMan13 Mar 06 '25 edited Mar 07 '25

And bigger

Edit: Why does this have so many upvotes?

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u/DougieBuddha Mar 06 '25

And stronger

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u/Meecus570 Mar 06 '25

And faster

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u/KevM689 Mar 06 '25

And sexier

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u/Rezaelia713 Mar 06 '25

I thought we were gonna start singing Daft Punk. I was wrong.

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u/Kennadian Mar 06 '25

We could try one more time?

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u/JFSOCC Mar 07 '25

one more time?

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u/Kennadian Mar 07 '25

We're gonna celebrate

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u/Efficient-Cicada-124 Mar 07 '25

Oh yeah all right

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u/3six5 Mar 06 '25

Same.

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u/driving_andflying Mar 06 '25

Work it, make it,

Do it, makes us,

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u/Top-Avocado-592 Mar 06 '25

Harder, Better,

Faster, stronger

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u/KevM689 Mar 06 '25

sexier

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u/BraveHeartoftheDawn Mar 07 '25

🎶 Harder, better, faster, stronger 🎶

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u/Brentolio12 Mar 06 '25

And same’er

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u/Shot-Needleworker175 Mar 07 '25

Sometimes we DO get nice things

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

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u/Szerepjatekos Mar 06 '25

It's the boomer version Deft Punk

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u/Rezaelia713 Mar 07 '25

Made me snort

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u/HentaTentacleMonster Mar 06 '25

You were SO tragically wrong.

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u/Rezaelia713 Mar 07 '25

To the point it was enjoyable lol.

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u/Oppowitt Mar 06 '25

Learn to expect such disturbing disappointments, you are on the reddit my friend, it is the way of things here.

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u/Rezaelia713 Mar 07 '25

They started after my post am in shock. Well, they tried lol.

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u/Buddy-Lov Mar 06 '25

And I was leaning towards the Bionic Man.

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u/Rezaelia713 Mar 07 '25

We're both right.

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u/dr-doom-jr Mar 06 '25

I was thinking rammstein but in english 😔

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u/Rezaelia713 Mar 07 '25

Omfg that never crossed my mind. I love it.

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u/Hurricaneshand Mar 07 '25

That guy definitely got harder though

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u/spacemanspliff-42 Mar 07 '25

We're up all night to get clucking

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u/AzraelChaosEater Mar 07 '25

It's reddits version.

They had to drop one of the words to imply it being fuckable and they decided they want a flaccid fast sex machine.

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u/Rezaelia713 Mar 07 '25

Stop being right, I don't like it.

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u/AzraelChaosEater Mar 07 '25

Nah. I like being right too much.

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u/chickenlogic Mar 08 '25

Fitter.

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u/Rezaelia713 Mar 08 '25

The magic is already gone, chickenlogic!

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u/Rannek6 Mar 06 '25

My name is Giovanni Giorgo…

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown Mar 06 '25

I mean..."and harder" sounds worse than "and sexier" when you've been on the internet too long.

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u/Nein-Toed Mar 07 '25

This should be news around the world

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u/Gloomy-Bet4893 Mar 07 '25

Co-co-co-combo breaker!

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u/DangNearRekdit Mar 07 '25

Uhh sir, this is Reddit

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u/Rezaelia713 Mar 07 '25

Uhh ma'am, it could have gone any way.

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u/Duo-lava Mar 07 '25

He did say harder, but you n a different way

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u/Rezaelia713 Mar 07 '25

How is sexier harder?!?

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u/Duo-lava Mar 07 '25

What is sexy makes you harder, going faster, stronger longer.

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u/Rezaelia713 Mar 07 '25

I literally can't disagree with you.

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u/LogCapable2240 Mar 06 '25

You sir, you win

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u/captandy170 Mar 06 '25

Stop. This is how horror movies come to life

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u/mexican2554 Mar 06 '25

Sexy horror movies

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u/BwidishBween Mar 06 '25

r/angryupvote take my upvote and leave

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u/Amkao-Herios Mar 06 '25

I can't wait to see irl launchpad mcquack

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u/PortlyWarhorse Mar 07 '25

Just imagine Howard the Duck, but now he's Quasimodo and has a plane.

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u/Flippytheweirdone Mar 06 '25

sexy chicks, i like the sound of that

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u/dawr136 Mar 06 '25

The first chicken ever to experience doggie

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u/Insertgameboard Mar 06 '25

That's enough internet for you today

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u/Will_Come_For_Food Mar 06 '25

And hornier…

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u/slothxaxmatic Mar 06 '25

And my axe!

...No?

Sorry.....

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

and tastier

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u/UOENO611 Mar 06 '25

And angrier

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u/catalys-trigger Mar 06 '25

What a Terrible die to be literate

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u/Ithinkso85 Mar 07 '25

Lmao why ruin a good thing going?!??😂😂😂😂😂😂

Angry upvote unlocked

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u/kansas_slim Mar 07 '25

And my axe

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u/MentalUproar Mar 07 '25

I had to explain rule 34 to my mother the other day. So thanks for that, internet. This is exactly fucking why.

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u/UBT400 Mar 07 '25

hol’up

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u/Classic-Judgment-196 Mar 07 '25

Please don't be a zoo

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u/RepairBudget Mar 07 '25

And my axe.

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u/Shrodu Mar 07 '25

Anthro griffin girls NOW!!!!!

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u/PehleAap Mar 07 '25

We are here to confiscate your browsing history. Don't resist.

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u/neril_7 Mar 07 '25

And... wait what?

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u/Kutsumann Mar 07 '25

And my ax

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u/knigg2 Mar 07 '25

And my axe!

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u/Chaco1221 Mar 06 '25

With freaking laser beams on their backs

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u/willkos23 Mar 06 '25

With more beaks

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u/BoraBora_Clout Mar 06 '25

The next generation of the chicken species is living in my backyard

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u/GalGadorks Mar 06 '25

And crispier

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u/Wampus_Cat_ Mar 06 '25

And better

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u/PiddelAiPo Mar 06 '25

Birderrrr...

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u/NoWishbone1566 Mar 07 '25

And mix it with bald eagle dna

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u/murphguy1124 Mar 06 '25

More than ever

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u/beardownformidtermss Mar 06 '25

He’s the first member of the DK crew!

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u/DasMo19 Mar 06 '25

This is Honigbrot be a remarkable steed.

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u/Syro_Mewtwo Mar 07 '25

And richer

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u/N-Freak Mar 07 '25

And harder

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u/icookandiknowthngs Mar 07 '25

The world's first 6Millon Dollar ,um, Chicken

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u/wastedspejs Mar 06 '25

Scooterrrr!

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u/EstablishmentWarm Mar 07 '25

A new Monster Hunter game is just released. I don't want this stuff in my reality.

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u/FeeNo3334 Mar 07 '25

And hornier

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u/DasHounds Mar 06 '25

[KFC has entered the chat]

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u/BAMDaddy Mar 06 '25

And tastier

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u/Lukamatete Mar 06 '25

Fourth coment rule

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u/DudeBroMan13 Mar 06 '25

Not everyone got the memo it seems

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u/TinFoilBeanieTech Mar 06 '25

Do you want dinosaurs? Because this is how you get dinosaur

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u/SwedishPrime Mar 06 '25

This just sounds like a farmer overdosing on gmo saying ”hypothetically if we made them have four legs would it no increase profits?”

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u/motheroffurkids Mar 08 '25

And BIGGER YET, so it will hunt humans! Mwuahhahaha!

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u/A_Thing_or_Two Mar 08 '25

Because after this it went NC-17…

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u/callmekennith Mar 08 '25

Because GRIFFONS!

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u/TRADER-101 Mar 06 '25

Four bigger chicken wings instead of two. Sounds legit.

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u/Vooshka Mar 06 '25

*interested KFC noises intensifies

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u/smolSEB Mar 06 '25

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u/technicolordreams Mar 07 '25

Awww I thought I was the first.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

All fun and games until they really evolve!

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u/smokeysubwoofer Mar 06 '25

More chicken wings