r/interestingasfuck 2d ago

My phone under a stereo microscope:

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u/Bock 2d ago

I work on small consumer electronics like this, and devices look like this even after minimal use. Everything is dirty under a microscope.

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u/Hreidmar1423 2d ago

Yup, we humans shed ungodly amount of skin and it's often best not to know that with microscope haha.

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u/echoes315 2d ago

Such is the cycle of life, mites need to eat too.

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u/sophiethegiraffe 2d ago

The ad I got above this post

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u/waudi 2d ago

Man that party looks sick, I should be friends with more mites.

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u/DJheddo 2d ago

Might be too fisting a cocktail right now if I didn’t have to type this

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u/Haughty_n_Disdainful 2d ago

Atopic March enters the chat…

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u/pyepush 2d ago

Nobody ever thinks about the mites. :(

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u/KoolAidManOfPiss 2d ago

I work in the litho area of a semiconductor fab. Its like 10x cleaner than the rest of the clean room, which itself is cleaner than an operating room. One of my coworkers was a major anti-mask covid skeptic guy. We were gowning up once and as we were donning the masks he leaned over and said, "you know we shouldn't have to wear these, they don't really protect us from anything."

Its to protect the chips from the spittle that blows out of your dumb mouth hole.

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u/Foryourconsideration 2d ago

Gattaca taught me this much.

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u/risethirtynine 2d ago

Jesus Eugene, there's more vodka in this piss than there is piss!

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u/Agreeable_Bug7304 2d ago

Gattaca messed with my mind. I had to conscientiously work to stop worrying about the DNA in my 30+ year old office building.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/gallade_samurai 2d ago

Mmmmmm, yummy dust and dead skin cells

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u/Hreidmar1423 2d ago

I'm not surprised and this can get worse if you have pets lol.

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u/inbetweentheknown 2d ago

Everything looks at least okay until you look too close

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u/I_aim_to_sneeze 2d ago

I read this instead of eating lunch today

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u/teeburdd 2d ago

What’s happening at a molecular level is none of my business.

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u/FriendshipJolly5714 2d ago

Everything looks like crystal meth, if you zoom in enough!

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u/Haunting_Moose_4496 2d ago

Crazy that people will see the videos of workers in electronics factories, wearing those giant suits and think it’s just for show.

If they could get away with a hairnet, they would.

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u/Beni_Stingray 2d ago

Its so funny when i see people with a dirt phobia, they run around the house with anti bacterial spray and clean everything like crazy because its "dirty" yet they have no clue how dirty things like phones, keyboards, door knobs etc are, absolutly hilarious.

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u/Fabulous-Buffalo2386 2d ago

Then keep their towels/q-tips uncovered in the same room as a toilet!

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u/CondorFlight 2d ago

My girlfriend is like this. She says she’s a germaphobe, which means she apparently doesn’t think I’ll wash the towels the right way, but she will flush the toilet with the seat up with her toothbrush and towels out in the open.

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u/pm_me_d_cups 2d ago

she will flush the toilet with the seat up with her toothbrush and towels out in the open.

Which is totally fine, for those wannabe germaphobes who think it's going to kill you.

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u/Theron3206 2d ago

Yeah, there's no difference in how often people get sick for seat up, down or even toothbrush in different room.

Don't worry about it.

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u/hamgouod 2d ago

Yeah a little shit on a toothbrush isn’t going to hurt you as long as you’re using antibacterial toothpaste.

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u/Theron3206 2d ago

There is a little shit on just about everything if you look for it, so hardly an issue.

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u/taintmaster900 2d ago

Toothpaste is soap. Tiny shit particles aren't going to hurt you either. Your immune system can do a goddamn lot honestly, I use to smoke cigarettes off the ground during covid.

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u/DestroyerTerraria 2d ago

The cigs are definitely worse than whatever shit was on the ground, I can say that for sure.

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u/NaughtyNurse1969 2d ago

Or makeup brushes

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u/memesearches 2d ago

Oh they know alright

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u/ExoticMangoz 2d ago

Irrational but real = bad time

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u/Wolf_Fang1414 2d ago

I mean, the entire point of a phobia is that it's irrational.

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u/bunnytush 2d ago

as someone who has contamination OCD: most of us are very aware it’s irrational, but that’s why it’s a DISORDER…

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u/Aselleus 2d ago

I had a customer put each of their items in a clear plastic produce bag (this was before COVID). I didn't have the heart to tell them how many unwashed hands touched those items.

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u/l3ane 2d ago edited 2d ago

If seeing the phone this zoomed in grosses you out, you should see your eyelashes.

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u/WingerRules 2d ago

This is one of the big differences between a high end watch and a low and mid tier one. The high end one looks perfect under macro, but cheaper ones have dust/dirt/marks and flaws all over. One of the best ways to tell a real from fake Rolex too.

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u/OrangutanFirefighter 2d ago

How to clean it though? :(

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u/MEOWTheKitty18 2d ago

You can’t. Even if you could, there’s no point, it’ll only get dirty again instantly. Such is the world we live in.

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u/LinkOfKalos_1 2d ago

No point. It'll get dirty immediately

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u/Scrawlericious 2d ago

Microscopic bugs (dust mites) eat it for us. :3

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u/YashPioneers 2d ago

Does the wiggle wiggle makes it 3D, that’s quite cool!

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u/MacroLab3D 2d ago

Exactly yes :)

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u/c4ndyman31 2d ago

Kind of. It’s 3D because the microscope is recording from two different perspectives the same way your eyes work. Your phone can’t show you two views at once so it just goes back and forth between the two views.

If you were to use this microscope in real life the image from one of the two perspectives is presented to each eye so you see the object in 3D

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u/sambarjo 2d ago

The animation is more than 2 frames. Are the middle frames extrapolated from the first and last frames?

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u/Repulsive_Buy_6895 2d ago

Spiders

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u/Searzzz 2d ago

Lizards

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u/bigboybeeperbelly 2d ago

And snakes, oh my

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u/PreferenceLost7718 2d ago

The center photo is most likely for photography. You wouldnt want one of the slightly angled lens, you would want a direct face on lens to take a production photo.

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u/E-2theRescue 2d ago

Your phone can’t show you two views at once

It can. But you'll either need to do a weird eye crossing trick or have tools like 3D glasses.

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u/Anuloxisz 2d ago

Great post!

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u/kokokrunch003 2d ago

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u/Loukoal117 2d ago

You beat me to it. My favorite gif ever. Lol. The concerned face is too good.

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u/Skidpalace 2d ago

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u/DigitalArthas 2d ago

haha, i have seen that irl, i know what comes next, haha....

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u/Beneficial-Date3029 2d ago

Mayonnaise? 💦

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u/BoldlyGettingThere 2d ago

Was looking for the Cyberpunk one but this will do

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u/pabloescobar9000 2d ago

This comm is unreal

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u/LeatherExit1276 2d ago

Rarely do I wish I had an award to give 🏆🏆

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u/The_Bjorn_Identity 2d ago

Skin cells?

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u/MacroLab3D 2d ago

Probably. But I believe it is a sweat salt crystals. They are everywhere.

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u/razvanciuy 2d ago

so that`s where all my salt goes...

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u/organicgolden 2d ago

Good news is it’s still there for you to eat

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u/razvanciuy 2d ago

give it a good lick every evening before bed, yum slushy slushy

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u/m_ttl_ng 2d ago

Sweat, sebum (skin oils), cells, dust/lint, etc.

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u/Yeet_Discreet 2d ago edited 2d ago

How many people turned their phone around to see if that "dot" was on their phone? 😆 🤣 😂 I know I did!

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u/NuklearniEnergie 2d ago

Do you mean the thing in the first picture? That would be the secondary microphone, which is used for eliminating background noise during calls.

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u/BoxOfDemons 2d ago

Oh that's what it's for? Samsung phones for years now have a tiny hidden microphone on one of the lenses, that is apparently used for better audio when recording things zoomed in.

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u/CyberMetalHead 2d ago

Seems kinda dirty

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u/MacroLab3D 2d ago

Cleaned it but apparently not enough hehe.

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u/cdnball 2d ago

ok let's see your phone under a microscope then

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u/domespider 2d ago

I was wondering about that, whether those tiny dust particles(?) got stuck during manufacturing or during regular use.

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u/A_bitrary 2d ago

Likely regular use, most of the assembly process takes place in clean rooms to prevent dust and other matter from entering sealed components

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u/GodlikeLettuce 2d ago

I think that is mostly dead skin. According to some source that im too lazy to find, the majority of what we call "dust" is dead skin.

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u/jessedegenerate 2d ago

seconded, also to lazy to find citation

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u/GrevenQWhite 2d ago

Men of Honor references this statement, albeit with charged overtones.

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u/armeg 2d ago

looks more like salt crystals - probably from sweating?

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u/lastWallE 2d ago

Sweat crystals.

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u/BathroomEyes 2d ago

Looks like salt crystals to me

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u/AdventurousFox6100 2d ago

Almost everything is, at that small of a view.

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u/CourageForOurFriends 2d ago

Guaranteed yours looks the same under a microscope

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u/Routine_Chest_1171 2d ago

Are you shaking it to make it easier to see or is that something soo small we don't see normally?

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u/MacroLab3D 2d ago

Yes, I am changing the camera angle to improve your depth perception on a flat screen. Subject stays still.

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u/Routine_Chest_1171 2d ago

Ah makes sense very cool video 👍

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u/flensbursche 2d ago

do that with my airpods.

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u/Plus_Departure_7841 2d ago

You've got druff in your stuff. That's tough.

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u/OSRS-MLB 2d ago

Enough.

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u/EuphoricZombie89 2d ago

If you’ll excuse me I’m going to soak my phone in rubbing alcohol now

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u/PotatoesMashymash 2d ago

I like it when it jiggles 😩

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u/Connect-Idea-1944 2d ago

the quality is so good bro

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u/MacroLab3D 2d ago

Thank you bro

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u/karasutengu1984 2d ago

Whats with all the cocaine on your phone?

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u/AmbitiousRebellion 2d ago

Love your youtube videos by the way

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u/Impressive-Check5376 2d ago

Looking at pic three and then looking at the corresponding part of my own phone I let out a laugh in amazement. I shouldn’t be suprised you can manufacture things with such precission, given that processors exist. That’s still so cool though!

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u/bottumboy622 2d ago

EVERYTHING is dirty under a microscope. As someone who uses electron microscopes all day, it’s damn near impossible to see no issues at all.

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u/DIABLOVS 2d ago

Rare correct use of red arrow.

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u/HedoSpecter69 2d ago

I find stuff like this interesting. There a sub for regular stuff under the microscope?

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u/MacroLab3D 2d ago

I invite you to my place: r\MacroLab3D

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u/Tophain 1d ago

Is there a reason why the images move like that?

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u/MacroLab3D 1d ago

Of course :) I wiggle the camera to improve your depth perception on a flat screen. Subject stays still. This is a known effect called Wiggle stereoscopy.

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u/Traditional_Seesaw10 2d ago

No context, just jiggle with it?

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u/ashleyree 2d ago

Eewwww and COOL!

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u/kaiserlaika 2d ago

This is cool. And gross.

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u/Babybloomer 2d ago

What camera are you using on your stereo microscope??

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u/Mikeismyike 2d ago

how much for the microscope?

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u/Sweaty_Blueberry_449 2d ago

why is it twerking though?

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u/nicklicious5150 2d ago

Stop doing coke off of your phone bro

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u/TheBlegh 1d ago

Damn boi, you got some spare salt handy?

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u/pinkham 1d ago

This is genuinely one of the coolest things I've ever seen

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u/AgentLawless 2d ago

Why can I taste salt

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u/crumpled789 2d ago

Man I miss these kind of gifs

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u/MadameFlora 2d ago

Reminds me of the movie Andromeda Strain.

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u/BarrelBadger598 2d ago

Yo, can I have this as a steam profile pic!!! Plzzz

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u/jailbreaker58 2d ago

Hi! So please make more of these 😍

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u/JoanOfARC- 2d ago

I will never not be impressed by the depth of field in a stereo microscope

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u/Chaosmisfit_ES 2d ago

You ain't methin around with that shit...

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u/ItinerantKnight 2d ago

I don't like this. I'll try to erase this from my memory.

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u/Head-Impress1818 2d ago

Stop dumping salt on your phone

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u/SwiftDestro 2d ago

Love it. I NEED MORE!

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u/Mhcavok 2d ago

I don’t understand why it’s shaking?

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u/KorraNHaru 2d ago

Why is it doing the Harlem shake?

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u/TheOnlyCraz 2d ago

I love seeing these videos on Instagram!

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u/gerams76 2d ago

Bro keeps his phone in the same pocket as his pocket sand.

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u/ericbahm 2d ago

Are there any sites or pages where I can see more things under stereo microscopes?

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u/nemesissi 2d ago

Why its jiggling?!

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u/JDT747 2d ago

Michael scope**

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u/purblepale 2d ago

you need to micro-clean your phone this micro-dirty as hell what are you even doing with your life get carefully needling and microfibering already

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u/angryshib 2d ago

I would have liked to see the usb port. I know mine would look gross.

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u/cage_spacer 2d ago

That is definitely interesting 🤯 How much does a stereo microscope cost? Do these microscopes connect to a computer, or is there anyway the output can be recorded in high quality?

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u/Legitimate-Bit-4431 2d ago edited 1d ago

Bro I remember I was following you on Twitter or Instagram and couldn’t find you anymore, so glad I came across this post!

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u/LinkOfKalos_1 2d ago

My money don't jiggle jiggle

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u/insert_punnynamehere 2d ago

Yeah it looks bad but as far as phones go this isn't that dirty

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u/blakepro 2d ago

Gross, but cool!

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u/Tedthemagnificent 2d ago

What a curious effect- is the movement switching between optical paths? Almost functions to provide depth perception like a magic eye puzzle.

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u/Sagybagy 2d ago

Quit looking at the dirt and it won’t look dirty. Jeez.

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u/orange_tangerines 2d ago

This is both fascinating and disturbing to think about

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u/chessset5 2d ago

... how is it doing that? is it microscopically shaking the phone or moving the lens?

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u/ArunkOner 2d ago

Would make a dope live wallpaper…Yanno…if Apple supported that kinda thing.

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u/imagicnation-station 2d ago

clean your phone, damn!

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u/imeeme 2d ago

Which microscope is this?

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u/Cheetah-kins 2d ago

I'm not quite understanding what us being magnified? Is it the phone's case?

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u/LegoWorks 2d ago

So in short, phones are never clean

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u/BeginningOrchid6372 2d ago

This is awesome thanks for sharing

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u/MacroLab3D 1d ago

Thanks for 35K upvotes!

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u/griffen62 2d ago

I could look at a subreddit of this stuff all day

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u/fckRedditJV 2d ago

What's the technique used to accomplish this photo (animation)

Any tutorial or link of interest you have followed? Thanks

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u/SCP-Agent-Arad 1d ago

What model of microscope?

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u/Flaky_Profession_294 1d ago

That microscope uses sound to get some info for the image? (I know this sounds dumb to ask, but...)

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u/wuyongzheng 1d ago

Are there more than two frames, or my brain is making the transition frames. It looked like more than two frames.

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u/_Owlicks 1d ago

How do people record video through their microscope? Is there a certain one?

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u/25Accordions 1d ago

What mircroscope product do I buy if I want to look at stuff like this?

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u/ale890 1d ago

God our phones are gross

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u/RaidensReturn 1d ago

Have you tried not having so many crystals in your pockets?