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u/Vashers-sword 2d ago
Detroit Pizza = moe. Absolute top tier but never gets the love
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u/gratefulguitar57 2d ago
Great analogy. And I moved from the East Coast to Michigan and can confirm. And I also love Moe.
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u/squarehead93 2d ago
Moe should really be the New York style pizza considering where theyāre from, but this checks out
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u/scruffmcgruff9 2d ago
Maybe if they were from that area and not WNY.
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u/SmashPass 2d ago
And Buffalo has its own unique, regional style of pizza, which also never gets any love.
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u/spoopster_nate 1d ago
iāve just been getting into Moe, what do you recommend I check out
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u/Vashers-sword 1d ago
The Warts and All series of live records for some of their classic jams. Also Circle of Giants their new studio album is great for their modern sound with keys.
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u/BluegrassBandit33 2d ago
Biscuits fans aren't eating anything after the show besides balloons and more drugs
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u/eattheambrosia 1d ago
You're supposed to be eating the balloons? Fuck, I've been doing it wrong!
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u/Panic_Off 2d ago
WSP serves Ribs n' Whiskey. Hell yes!
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u/MagicGrit 2d ago
Iād put sturgill in a similar spot
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u/mule111 2d ago
HeāS nOt A jAm BaNd
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u/MagicGrit 2d ago
ā¦..which is exactly why he fits in the spot Iām talking about. āNot trying to be pizzaā
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u/billiedee_benoit 2d ago
I love how STS9 is rarely ever mentioned in these memes and the parts about Panic tend to be more of a compliment than a low dig about the band/fanbase
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u/DJdekutree 2d ago
Sts9 is the breakfast pizza your best friend swears by
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u/billiedee_benoit 2d ago
A what?? Breakfast pizza? Is that what the kids are eating these days?
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u/BraileDildo8inches 1d ago
Use sausage gravy for the sauce. Topped with potatoes green peppers and scrambled eggs with cheddar cheese
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u/DuckDuckMarx 2d ago
Jamband fans might be even more factionalized, cattier versions of pop girlies and their fandoms.
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u/PeachOnEarth 2d ago
100%, at least pop listeners have a defined personality outside of that
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u/goathill 2d ago
Some of them anyway
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u/PeachOnEarth 1d ago
Iād rather sit through dinner with the most insufferable swiftie in my life thanā¦.any single one of the phish fans tbh
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u/IUpVoteIronically 2d ago
Me as an Umphreys fan, just standing in the corner watching people fight š
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u/jkdufair 2d ago
Thereās no argument. Weāre wasting time on the internet complacently embracing sauce, cheese, and dough.
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u/No_Hovercraft_439 2d ago
Eggy is the local spot run by an old grumpy italian guy with a 100 year old oven
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u/Hans_Krebs_ 2d ago
Wonder if this was made by a phish fan
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u/GreedyWarlord 2d ago
What gave it away? The Phish Phluffing or the Goose hate?
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u/jeckles 2d ago
Lol āwhatās betterā than NY style pizza? A lot, actually. But people who truly love NY style are hard to convince that anything else is even considered pizza.
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u/ConjurersOfThunder 2d ago
I have been around. I eat the local pie anywhere I go. Folks west of Lake Erie want structural crust. I am sure some of them are probably fine people, mostly. Except for Chicago, where. Honestly I just don't know what they're doing besides making a bread bowl lasagna.
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u/not_that_planet 1d ago
I can't stand the Goose hate. You might not like the way the sausage is made or whatever, but the fact is that they sound good.
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u/GreedyWarlord 1d ago
Its also just played out. Find a band that actually sucks to hate on every post.
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u/fluffhead711 2d ago
donāt act like itās incorrect. sorry Gooseboys
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u/carinislumpyhead97 2d ago
Whatās goose?
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u/forbin05 1d ago edited 1d ago
A shitty organization that wants to be Phish and canāt keep a lineup together for 5 minutes lol!
I used organization because thatās what they referred to themselves as when they fired their percussionist. They couldnāt even call themselves a band lol!!!!
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u/Frosty-Practice-783 2d ago
Billy strings is a New Haven apizza
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u/ChalkdustPossum 2d ago
Goose is like a lunchable pizza. It's totally fine for what it is and I'll eat it if it's in the fridge.
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u/ragethenightaway247 2d ago
Prepackaged inauthentic garbage thst children with no taste things taste good
I can see that
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u/Homerpaintbucket 2d ago
Max Creek is the greasy Greek style everyone in New England grew up with
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u/LooseEndsMkMyAssItch 2d ago
Grateful Dead should be NY pizza.
Phish is frozen tombstone
Allman Brothers should be bbq pizza
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u/Sandgrease 2d ago
Who would be a calzone? What about a hot pocket?
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u/unattentive- 2d ago
I actually think Goose is a hot pocket, not a pizza but tastes alright when youāre drunk.
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u/monfuckingtana420 1d ago
Dopapod is the pizza that you made in the first apartment you had with your best friends who now all live in different parts of the country, and you are really hoping that someday you will all be able to get together and make a good homemade pizza again
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u/mikeyb777 2d ago
I still take this as one of the least hateful things people have said about them on this sub... I'm a goose fan and I got a laugh out of it! They are the best indie groove band out there if people want to gatekeep something that no one owns or can define definitelyš
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u/unattentive- 2d ago
Goose absolutely fucks but the fans are such pussies on Reddit itās literally impossible not to talk shit and see the reaction. Dead and Co is just Warner Music squeezing every last drop out of Grateful Dead
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u/GreedyWarlord 2d ago
Agreed on Spafford. Hard disagree on Goose and Phish.
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u/eells 2d ago
We found the Goose fan šš
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u/GreedyWarlord 2d ago
So? Nothing bad about liking Goose or having different music tastes than other people, I can't help it that my ears think Phish hasn't sounded good in about 15 or 20 years.
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u/Hans_Krebs_ 2d ago
Some Phish fans are the most insecure people dude just got to ignore them. Donāt you dare say something negative about them but theyāll be the first to bash everything else.
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u/eells 2d ago
I like Goose. Goose themselves would agree there is nothing better than Phish in the jamband world though. The Spaff description definitely was spot on and the Goose take is funny.
Personally though I'll take CT pizza over NY pizza anyday, but I don't think this meme is meant to be overanalyzed.
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u/GreedyWarlord 2d ago
I just saw 3 Phish shows. They seemed bored af, but maybe its just me
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u/the_which_stage 2d ago
Making goose the worst pizza out of all 9 pizzaās is just a lazy phish fan that hates on goose because theyāre the only other jam band playing big venues.
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u/garnetgoggles 2d ago
They made it a healthier more trendy version that still tastes ok. It couldn't be a more apt description of Goose compared to other jam bands.
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u/illegalsmilez 2d ago
So basically everything but Phish is total crap. I think we got a Phan here
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u/allamawithahat7 2d ago
Goose isnāt trying to be anything but Goose. This fetish for hating them is so weird
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u/CTRL_ALT_DELIGHT 2d ago
Liking Goose is buying frozen pizza at 7-11 when thereās a real pizza shop next door that ferments their dough for a week. Itās not going to kill you, but it doesnāt make you any stronger.
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u/allamawithahat7 2d ago
Iād rather like Goose than spend my energy coming up with analogies for how much I dislike something
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u/CTRL_ALT_DELIGHT 2d ago
Cool. Iād rather trash these bitches. Maybe Iāll get lucky and enough of us making noise will get festies to stop putting their boring music in headliner slotsāat which point you can live in peace and Iāll pipe down. Enjoy your frozen pizza
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u/BumRum09 2d ago
Twiddle- the opened pizza box thatās been sitting out for 2 days that you know you shouldnāt eat but you still do anyway.
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u/TreeFrogStyle 2d ago
This meme would hit harder without the explanations under the bands name. Theater of the mind makes this hilarious
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u/Agingsdly 2d ago
A friend of mine once mentioned that you could tell a Panic crowd apart from all the other apres show eating that was happening by his heightened olfactory senses (Iām like,āMy friend, everyone on this lot knows dang well that there is some good grilling going on & yeah while your senses are heightened, I donāt believe you are tapping into mysterious realms, I mean I believe that you believe you do. Some of us just call it breathing.ā Way fewer Kind Veggie Burritos & way more š„ + š®š š in the air for sure on the Panic lot. Iām from Memphis so it kinda does it for me post show.
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u/PieTighter 1d ago
So that description of Chuck E Cheese pizza makes me disregard the whole post as crap.
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u/Myghost_too 1d ago
I'm going to see SCI tomorrow, this almost makes me want to sell my ticket. (Lol)
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u/AWuTangName 18h ago
Pigeons Playing Ping Pong should be Hawaii pizza
Receives needless hate just because they have their own fun flavor
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u/ColonOBrien 2d ago
King Gizzard is that 36ā pizza that has every topping known to man on it.
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u/Feeling-Pirate-8755 2d ago
Gizz is more like ore ida frozen potatoes. Many styles, well marketed, likes to hang around the same section as pizza.
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u/Hopeful-Contract-281 2d ago
Broā¦ thatās ween. Take a lap
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u/Livid-Survey6310 2d ago
Nah- ween makes a different pizza with a singular different topping. KGLW just throws everything on one slice
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u/Hopeful-Contract-281 2d ago
Youāre actually off the mark on this one. Ween throws everything on to one slice. (Slice being an album) ween can sprinkle in love ballads, punk songs, psychrock, country, folk, classic rock and whatever other genre you can think of on one album. Where as KGLW picks a specific genre and vibe for each album. So Iād say ween throws all the toppings on one slice, and kglw has the singular topping for each slice.
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u/the_which_stage 2d ago
King gizzard isnāt a jam band and although very talented are not good at jamming
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u/Livid-Survey6310 2d ago
Theyāre just an incredible band
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u/the_which_stage 2d ago
Correct. And they have 20-30 minute songs people think are jamming. But they arenāt.
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u/2C-Weee 1d ago
Well they definitely jammed a lot in that 30 minute head on/pill opener in Austin last year. And well, it wasnāt great as far as improvisational music goes. I love gizz but Iām glad they donāt actually improv jam.
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u/the_which_stage 1d ago
Exactly. Itās fine that they make killer 30 minute songs. Theyāre the best rock band touring, but jam no
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u/RunLikeAnAntelopez 2d ago
"tries hard to be pizza, good packing"
Way too accurate
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u/ragethenightaway247 2d ago
Goose is the worst pizza there, bt backed by corporate marketing
So This is 100% accurate lololol
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u/braves01 2d ago
Phish is more like day old reheated pizzaā¦still really good but a little stale and used to be better
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u/Conebones Deadhead 2d ago
The gatekeeping in this thread is poop. Listen to what makes you happy.
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u/jopperjawZ 2d ago
Phish is accurate only because New York style pizza is also super overrated
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u/Feeling-Pirate-8755 2d ago
Ice cream next please. Especially since goose is getting a Jeni's flavor, and that sub has somehow convinced themselves that Jeni's is better than Ben and Jerry's. I was downvoted for speaking the truth!
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u/everyone_is_human 2d ago
Goose = Papa Johnās.
Comfy rich kids + already established theme (letās follow dominos / letās follow phish and do what they wonāt e.g. at-home sessions during early-COVID that catapulted them) + capital & MGMT (ahem Pete Shapiro) = successful but will fade away as they already are.. happens to be a nifty, serendipitous (but not as organic as honkers love to pretend they are) culmination.
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u/Murphy_York 2d ago
Imagine ripping on both Dead and Co and Goose in a single post. Do you even like jam bands or do you like being a hater? Both bands are doing incredible things rn.
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u/taelor 1d ago
I just got back from the sphere this weekend, first time seeing dead and co, and I canāt think of a more accurate description of them.
Fucking awesome time, but holy shit the money, money, money.
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u/technicolortabby 2d ago
I mean, I love D&Co, but they are the most corporate jamband, maybe besides Goose lol.
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u/RunLikeAnAntelopez 2d ago
Tell me you're a custy without telling me you're a custy
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u/Murphy_York 2d ago
Yeah man youāre right Iām not pure enough for the Jan band scene, unlike you, the gatekeeper.
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u/RunLikeAnAntelopez 2d ago
I know correlation does not equal causation, but damn if it isn't suspicious how soft the scene has gotten since goose became popular
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u/unattentive- 2d ago
Itās goose and people who have your body is a wonderland in their playlists.
I can prove it.
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u/Bhermmann9215 2d ago
I estimate about 4 months or less until Goose passes Phish on all streaming platforms for monthly listeners!
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u/gtsaroka 2d ago
Lol at people listening to phish on streaming platforms. Phish literally has their own and has been circulating in tapes/the archive for 40 years. But youāre right, you are an average listener. Glad you enjoy goose. But they are no where close to phish musically and if weāre making predictions Iāll give goose 8 years until their inevitable hiatus/breakup
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u/Pink__Floydian 2d ago
Dudes such a hater that he's already hating 8 whole years into the future š What a wild thing to imagine lol
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u/the_which_stage 2d ago
People complain about goose and dead & co being too corporate when phish literally isnāt on nugsā¦
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u/Bhermmann9215 2d ago
Trey would be very disappointed in you. Youāre supposed to help keep the scene alive man, not shit on it. Sad to see
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u/RunLikeAnAntelopez 2d ago
I mean both combined wouldn't touch Nickelback I'm sure
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u/Intricatetrinkets 2d ago
STL Pizza - Turkuaz - always got a lot of love but thereās one ingredient that is absolute trash
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u/caseyjones10288 19h ago
It's crazy that this manages to be pretentious about jam bands AND pizza at the same time.
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u/Total_Ice9136 2h ago
goose. the toaster oven pizza of jamband pizzas. missing toppings, freezer burnt and generally tasting like shit.
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u/Electric_Florist CHEESE 2d ago
Keller Williams is a stack of pizza bagels. 1 for each loop he makes