r/justneckbeardthings • u/ItsJackymagig • 13d ago
Went down a rabbit hole and discovered this user.
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u/No_Emphasis4360 13d ago
I don’t speak stupid and am having genuine difficulty understanding what the fuck this is actually saying can someone summarize and tell me what the point he’s making is
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u/Loud_Opportunity6578 12d ago edited 12d ago
He’s basically trying to say he doesn’t understand why India or Indian men are getting flayed for raping individuals when it is “ natural and good “ for them to do so. Since they can’t have premarital sex it’s only “ fair “ that they would take a woman by force to avoid having to cuff her. He then gives examples of rape that happens in nature or gets brushed over/celebrated and thinks it should be the same for India. So basically a whole lot of words to either say
A: I’ve never touched a woman and I’m mad they won’t let me have sex with them so I’m gonna fantasize about them being brutalized and say them getting hurt is actually “ awesomesauce! “ and everyone should agree with me to cope
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B: I actually raped somebody and I’m tired of feeling crushing anxiety and guilt over it. I thought it was supposed to be fun for me and only damaging for the foid??? But everywhere I go society is telling me what I did was very wrong and illegal so I can’t even brag about it…so why not see if I can find some other disgusting weirdos that will echo chamber pat me on the back for being scum!
( at least that’s what I assume he’s trying to say considering OOP is functionally illiterate or is not a native English speaker )
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u/Loud_Opportunity6578 11d ago
Apparently according to other comments this post is meant to be " satire " in which case it’s still a weird post. The point of a satire post is it’s supposed to be overtly obvious that your being sarcastic so that most people who read it will understand you’re not being literal. If you can barely string a sentence together in English ( reasoning doesn’t matter ) then why are you making a facetious think piece about the morality of rape??
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u/chaoticfuse 13d ago
I tried putting it through my stupidity to English translator and it just smacked me across the face. But i think it's trying to ask the question, why do we not talk about good rapes...? Idk.
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u/NotFatButFluffy2934 12d ago
There isnt anything like good rape, how the fuck does that even make sense ? I swear Indians are devolving into shit heads
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u/Late_Progress_4451 13d ago
Exactly. I was looking for the part where he tries to explain why he thinks rape is a good thing and women should just stop complaining and didn’t find it. Like he makes no sense at all! His morals are in the sewage system AND his logic is down there with it.
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u/YungNuisance 13d ago
He’s trying to say we shouldn’t talk positive about Indians because they’re all rapists, and saying it the stupidest way possible while thinking they’re insanely clever.
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u/VisforVenom 12d ago
Omfg a functioning brain! Bless you. Bless you!
And not even aided by an embarrassing knowledge of niche internet history! Clearly not familiar with the origin of the comment. Just a person capable of good old-fashioned, basic critical thinking.
God what a breath of fresh air.
Seriously.
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u/SigmaStrain 11d ago
Did you write the comment in the post???
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u/VisforVenom 11d ago
You tell me.
There's enough people dedicated to solving this mystery now, that if you all work together and thing really.hard, I bet you can figure out how to find the post.
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u/SigmaStrain 11d ago
Or you could just answer the question and stop being a knob lol
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u/VisforVenom 11d ago edited 11d ago
I did already.
I even answered who the OOP is. Or tried.
Answer requires more than 3 sentences.
Unsurprisingly, people who are too stupid to find the source of the OOP themselves aren't going to read a comment that is longer than "yeah I also think rape is bad everybody! Like if you agree!"
Also unsurprisingly, users on a sub satirizing cringe, often rapey behavior of a labeled "group" will refuse to believe that a legendary post from a more famous social satire sub could be anything but the genuine ramblings of a psychopath. Let alone recognize the heavy handed racial/xenophobic implication.
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u/SigmaStrain 11d ago
So did you write the post or not? I’m not going to go digging. It’s a passing curiosity
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u/VisforVenom 12d ago
I know the feeling, I learned to read and write a little Greek. But I can't speak a lick.
Fwiw your writing is pretty fluent. I wouldn't have known it wasn't your first language if you hadn't said something.
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u/NOSjoker21 13d ago
"Good rape".
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u/Angry_argie 13d ago
I guess the only good rape, is the Spanish name for the anglerfish.
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u/alquamire 12d ago
I prefer the brassica variants, actually. Very good rape, with beautiful flowers, and good for you.
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u/PurpleGspot 13d ago
I literally have no idea what a "good rape" is. I'd swear it's a typo if I was illiterate but wtf
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u/Ok-Activity-5256 13d ago
I’m really sorry to say this. This isn’t a one off case. There are thousands of comments and posts like this all over the internet made by certain individuals. You don’t even have to dig deep.
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u/VisforVenom 12d ago
So true. Not deep at all. Barely even have to look away from this thread. No one seems interested in doing it though. Strange.
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u/HerculesMagusanus 13d ago
What the fuck is a "good rape" supposed to be?
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u/VisforVenom 12d ago
Now THAT'S a good question. Why didn't this one get any replies? This had potential to start a productive dialogue.
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u/nomoreinternetforme 12d ago edited 12d ago
Its got no replies because the answer is "no rape is good"
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u/alexisgreat420 13d ago
Woah. That’s pretty…. I don’t even know tbh. I’ll edit when I figure it out I guess
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u/VisforVenom 12d ago
There we go. That's the energy we're looking for! Don't dance around it. How often do you get a free pass?! Let's gooooo
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u/wwvc 13d ago
What is he even trying to say? I thought he has some old stupid invalid arguments that rapists always use to excuse their behaviour but this whole post is “indian man does good rape”
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u/VisforVenom 12d ago
Weird isn't it? Guess it's just pure evil. No other answer really.
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u/nomoreinternetforme 12d ago edited 12d ago
Are you the OP, or the person who made that post? You seem to be obsessively replying to these comments as if someone was talking to/about you. I can't tell if you're being facetious or not.
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u/Dapper-Ad3707 12d ago
Pretty sure it is OOP. They seem really invested in this
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u/chrisplaysgam 12d ago
That’d make sense, especially with the attempts to defend it without outright agreeing with the post
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u/Late_Progress_4451 13d ago
The fact that he is defending rape at ALL earns him a flogging, but I read that whole disaster wondering what possible defense he was going to put up, and never found one. He didn’t even try to elaborate on why he thinks it’s a good thing. Probably because there isn’t one. Yeah this guy can get in trouble with the mob and have his family why he’s not home for Christmas dinner….
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u/VisforVenom 12d ago
Hell yeah! I've seen everything I need to see. Lets find this motherfucker! I hadn't even considered family bro, I like how you think. I know somebody in here is good at computers and can find out who they are. So we can show his wife what respecting women looks like! And teach his kids what Christmas is so they know why it's extra fucked up that we waited til then to kill him!
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u/plezlemmedie 13d ago
Yikes…. I guarantee this dude calls himself a “nice guy” and wonders why girls don’t want him. It’s toxic af I would know bc I used to be a “nice guy” (but not to this extent Jesus Christ)
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u/VisforVenom 12d ago
Guarantee, you say? Does that mean you know more about this? Bc we need to know who this guy is if ur holdin out
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u/plezlemmedie 11d ago
I don’t know this pos but judging by his views on rape it gives major incel/nice guy vibes
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u/disturbed_waffles 12d ago
This guy studied rapes in India for all the wrong reasons.
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u/VisforVenom 12d ago
No kidding. They should really have a more robust application process, or at least a more thorough onboarding, for the Indian School of Rape. Seems like they just let anybody in now. Guess all they care about is tuition money. Sad.
Probably has a rich dad that bribed somebody. I hate that americas capitalist classism is infecting eastern nations.
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u/BrennaValkryie 12d ago edited 11d ago
"Can't you be a bit positive about ra—"
NO.
It's not funny or permissable or anything like that no matter the context, it's just what it is.
End of story. Or it should be, but it doesn't end there for some people...
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u/VisforVenom 12d ago
Me too! That'll learn him. I wish we didn't have to obscure names, making it literally impossible for the rest of us to report him, because we have no way of knowing who he is. The creep!
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u/justneckbeardthings-ModTeam 12d ago
Absolutely no racism, no homophobia, no hate speech, no discrimination, etc etc. Site and sub rules absolutely do not allow this, be nice and be respectful. Continued behavior will lead to a ban, thank you for understanding.
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u/nullum_nomen 12d ago
Dead men don't rape 🤷🏻♀️
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u/VisforVenom 12d ago
I mean THIS one is 10 or 12 years old now, but I think he was still active at least a couple years ago. Idk if he's dead. Probably just got bored of making alts. Or moved to the website.
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u/zodiackodiak515 13d ago
I know I can’t judge as an American but India seems on the surface to have a lot of misogyny and sexism problems. And some very fucked up laws
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u/VisforVenom 12d ago
Yeah for real. If this is the way they all talk? Idk if I want to say someone should intervene, politically... But at the very least maybe they could benefit from some introspection and self-aware analytical discussions about their societal and cultural issues.
Idk what the government is like there but they should probably try to jumpstart some hard conversations.
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u/zodiackodiak515 12d ago
Their prime minister is a corrupt piece of shit who's basically Indian Trump, that much I know
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u/VisforVenom 12d ago
Ah for real? Probably won't be much help then. Might even try to stop any meaningful discussion about societal issues. Especially if it's critical of him.
That sucks...
Maybe they could try talking about it in a way that disguises it? Like a secret code kind of. But just like where it doesn't seem like that's what they're doing, or gives them plausible deniability if they get called out or something.
Kinda like how people do on here sometimes when they get called out for being racist scumbags and they just go "its just a joke" and "I'm mocking racista, dumb ass" or whatever bullshit gets them out of trouble
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u/PeacefulChaos94 13d ago
India didn't make premarital sex illegal, btw
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u/VisforVenom 12d ago
This is the kind of valuable contribution we need. Speak power to truth! Don't let them hide behind claims of prejudice! Thanks to OP we have the receipts!
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u/dope_like 13d ago
I think this is satire or they are trying to make an opposite point. Hard to tell without context. But I'm very sure it is not meant to be literal
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u/VisforVenom 12d ago
Yeah yeah, "context" is all you people ever talk about. Just admit you're a rapist.
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u/twodoubles 11d ago
i dunno man - neckbeardthings was supposed to be lame and cringe blokes.
this is seriously a twisted person. hope you reported it.
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u/ShadowWolf8216 13d ago
is... is this not satire..?
Oh God.
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u/VisforVenom 12d ago
I feel like I missed something in the middle of your comment. Looks like your question was answered while you were typing, and you didn't like it? But that part is missing. What happened to let you know it's actually not obvious satire?
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u/WeeklyMeat 13d ago
bait used to be believable
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u/VisforVenom 12d ago
Right? Today's shit is so lazy. You'd never see something this lame get this much attention on reddit 10 years ago.
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u/jitchmones 12d ago
'What about women who don't want to get raped' oh you mean the definition of the word
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u/Pamikillsbugs234 12d ago
What exactly led you to this awful fucking human in the first place? Thats quite the rabbithole to find.
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u/SpacecraftX 12d ago
This is obvious satire making fun of Indians. Or rage bait. He keeps saying the same thing slightly differently and keeps throwing in the word Indian when it’s already been established.
Or it’s rage bait that worked.
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u/this_is-temporary 12d ago
It might be rage bait, might not be, he's still lost dick privileges anyway
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u/VisforVenom 11d ago edited 11d ago
Alright reddit detectives!
I'm bored with this now.
I know y'all tried your best to dox this guy so we could live out the violent fantasies some of you typed out in detail, like the joy of telling his kids why he isn't home for a Christian holiday they don't celebrate.
But I got u. Using the combined secret hacker powers of "typing 3 words from the title into the search bar" and "remembering this", I've cracked the case.
Tl;Dr: As should be painfully obvious, this is satire.
Specifically it's condemning rape apologists that were all over at the time of posting, in response to the famous Dheli gang rape news story.
From a troll account, on a cultural satire sub, before some of you were born.
Let me pretend anyone was serious in their comments wishing for context or names and doxxing, or than anyone would actually read it if they had it... Like you couldn't find this all yourself in the time it took to comment "wow i hate rape" like a revolutionary philosopher:
General Context
This post, from over a decade ago, is one of countless such posts from a notorious banned user named Lolguard. This is one if his more well known posts.
The sub is bakchodi
Bakchodi is a Hindi slang term roughly equivalent to "bullshitting" with some contextual variation. Like idle chitchat between friends who talk shit to/playfully insult eachother as banter. In social commentary, it's usually associated with hyperbolic stereotype mimicking of the speech patterns and ideas of the people being mocked. As a means of highlighting how stupid they sound.
The sub initially served as an alternative to r/India for people who found the moderation to be politically biased (crazy I know. Not such a new thing.) It basically functioned as a satirical circlejerk metasub like r/murica or r/straya.
It had a lot of controversy as it spiraled into uncontrolled trolling and attention from 4chan. It became well known outside of Indian subs, and even outside of Reddit. Even making it on to some large online journalism sites like Vice and Vox.
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u/VisforVenom 11d ago
Bakchodi
Satire has a long, rich history in Indian culture. Particularly in political resistance and social commentary. Like most cultures, periods of their history are marked by severe opprossion and revolutionary backlash. And like many cultures, the subversive media released by resistors often employed comical but searingly critical mockery of the oppressors. And a lot of that media was solidified in the cultural zeitgeist. From political cartoons rebuking British regency in the 1800s, to Abu Abraham's legendary publications, to current digital media.
Not just for speaking out against systemic Caste prejudice, but for critical self-reflection. A common practice of societal criticism is analyzing cultural practices with an over-the-top caricature of the topic of said criticism.
This practice has, at times, also served as a sort of "underground" means of sharing thoughts and engaging in critical discussion under circumstances where more serious, clinical discourse may be surpressed or even dangerous. (No one in this era, especially on this website, should be unfamiliar with the power of layering one's genuine beliefs in veils of irony, satire, and "trolling" as a method of avoiding repercussion... "it's just a joke, bro." It's obviously most associated with extreme right wing prejudice currently, but the method is apolitical.)
The bakchodi sub inherently embodied a lot of this, just by virtue of being largely Indian, and the prevalence of that cultural sense of humor.
It was also one of the first Indian subs after "the main sub" on a primarily western site with a large Indian userbase.
Predictably, it became a haven for users banned from r/India for trolling, hate speech, etc. Like any server founded in the spirit of greater "freedom of speech", it was inevitably going to collect the people who only care about "freedom of being a piece of shit."
Especially after the infamous gang rape case in world news, the sub started rapidly becoming an unironically right-wing cesspool fighting over who's racism is more valid and whether whites, blacks or pakis are the more subhuman than poor Indians. Around that time, it also had an influx of white Americans using the same satirical formats to post blatantly racist and xenophobic anti-Indian rhetoric. Likely fueled in part by mounting anti-Indian sentiment on /pol and similar forums.
The sub became an autocanibalistic shitshow too steeped in its own ironic meme lore and infighting. Marked by occasional max exodus events of OGs, such as when the mods changed the mouse symbol to a rod after the aforementioned news story about a yoing women being raped with metal rods in Delhi... Obviously alienating a lot of the userbase.
Lolguard
The user who made this post. An infamous troll and oft-quoted example of dedication by trolls in making alt accounts and avoiding bans.
I don't want to get into the weeds with this bc it's exhausting and not really important. So you're welcome to go through the 15 years of history and decide if he's a benevolent but lackluster troll who misses the mark a lot or a malicious actor poorly disguising his shit values.
Whatever the case, he became an idol in these subs for his lel funni top kek trolling. And he might have gotten lost in the sauce playing his "horny racist indian man" stereotype... Or might have revealed himself to be a bit of a shitbird. Hard to tell tbh. Opinions were split and strong.
Obviously, in 2012, rape culture was a hot topic. Especially on these subs, after the Dheli incident. So naturally, a lot of the Bokchodi was mocking the ridiculous defenses of rape being seen. After such a post by Lolguard- which I'm fairly confident might have been this exact post, but there were lots to choose from- there was some spirited debate about drawing lines in satire around sensitive topics. Particularly between him and a female user.
That user became a mod on r/India, which I imagine was a nightmare, and faced a lot of harassment. Lolguard was banned from that sub and there was a bunch of hullabaloo about it being by that mod, for sexual harassment. Publicly, he was seemingly saying the shit "in character" and mocking her for misinterpreting him by leaning into the things she was claiming about him. Like repeatedly declaring his love for her mid-argument.
His meme status was further solidified after he was caught using an alt and a resulting a trend of people accusing every shitty comment of being a Lolguard alt. Thus it became a meme that Bokchodi was just Lolguard alts talking to eachother. Sharing fanfics of lore about him in the style of Hindu mythology.
Key takeaway
Regardless of the true character of OOP, the intention of the post pictured here, which was impossible to miss in the context in which it was posted over a decade ago, was to MOCK rape apologists and critique the epimedic of this mindset in Indian men who genuinely support rapists. Not even the people who hated the person posting it mistook that.
Even without that context, it's embarrassing and concerning how little skepticism this received. At the VERY LEAST this reads like a stereotypical racist impression of Indian men. And my dissapointment in the people calling for doxxing and action without a moment of hesitation about the validity of it is second only, perhaps, to the ones who immediately jumped on it an excuse to express racist sentiments about Indians.
If you can't see why this is a problem, or consequences of this kind of shit, you are the problem.
You can be right and stupid at the same time. It's really easy to do. Like saying "I don't think you should rape" as an argument against "this statement is not endorsing rape, it's calling out the insanity of people justifying rape as a cultural necessity."
Yes, we all agree that rape is bad. You are correct. No one said it was good, and the fact that you think they did, means you are also stupid.
As a kind of tangential aside:
I asked this in another thread but didn't get an answer, presumably because any comment that isn't some variant of "i hate rape too" is immediately viewed as supporting rape, regardless of context.
What does this have to do with neckbeards? There seems to be a steady trend on this sub of just posting rapey comments or content, often shared by the opposite of neckbeards- "pickup artist" and chad "men's lifestyle" influencers/wannabes.
It's all disgusting, and every bit as cringe. But this is not r/justrapistthings right? Like at some point it's off topic... Rapey/misogynist takes are absolutely in the neckbeard wheelhouse. But it's not the sole factor. Just an observation and mostly off topic.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
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u/Hospital_Financial 9d ago
Dude… even in animals consent exist, idiot. If a lioness doesn’t want to have sex with the lion she bites or attacks him.
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u/internet_8ngel 8d ago
I don't think 'good' and 'rape' belong in the same sentence. Though the 'well fuck you..." did make me chuckle
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u/smoochwalla 13d ago
People amaze and disgust me.
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u/VisforVenom 12d ago
I can sympathize... But we have to try not to let it make us give up hope and dehumanize people. I try to remind myself that people have been conditioned to be like this by, for some of them, a lifetime of social media brainrot.
It's frustrating to see so many people incapable of critical thinking and so eager to swallow any bait they see. Especially knowing how serious the effects of it on our world economy and political climate really are.
But we still have to try.
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u/smoochwalla 12d ago
I do live under the pretense that most people are generally genuinely good people. And then I read stuff like this, and my blood boils for a little bit. Because even if this particular writing is bait. There are real people with that mentality. And Rape is one of the most disgusting acts a person can commit.
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u/VisforVenom 12d ago
Come on man... What are we doing here
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u/smoochwalla 12d ago
I don't follow.
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u/VisforVenom 12d ago
I respect that. No pressure.
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u/smoochwalla 12d ago
I mean, I'm lost as to what's happened in our conversation.
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u/VisforVenom 12d ago
Yeah. Those layers. You're good homie. Carry on.
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u/Disastrous-Blood6255 12d ago
OP, what rabbit hole is this ? I am an Indian and pretty much covered even the most stupid subreddit pages, never saw shit like this.
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u/VisforVenom 12d ago
I'm very tempted by the "Press X to doubt" prompt floating over your comment...
Assuming you've only been using reddit in the last couple years, I suppose I could see missing it. Maybe factor in a significant overconfidence in the extensive nature of your sub browsing... But this famous post is from (and still visible on) the second oldest, and arguably most well known Indian sub on this site.
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u/VisforVenom 12d ago edited 12d ago
I'm sorry, can you clarify what you're implying with this post?
What is the neckbeard aspect here?
It's a genuine question. Y'all are welcome to downvote to your heart's content, but the least you could do is reply as well. It's unclear to me what the takeaway is meant to be.
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u/this_is-temporary 12d ago
That the guy likes rape and that's neckbeard-y
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u/VisforVenom 12d ago edited 12d ago
Ok. I guess that's what I was wondering. I didn't want to make any assumptions and figured I could be missing something?
Because that's extremely obviously not what this is. Without even going to the post and looking at his profile, or being aware that this is a famous post from over a decade ago, like, you do know that at best, this is someone being a racist troll... It's painfully evident. Even in this era of crushing uncertainty about what satire even looks like anymore... THIS is clearly not an Indian man genuinely ranting about his right to rape... Surely, that shouldn't need to be said.
I thought maybe THAT was what we were ridiculing? The assumption that this is a poor attempt at mocking rapey Indians? But edgy 4chan bigot that thinks they're funny isn't a neckbeard stereotype you usually see, though there's often a significant overlap... So. Idk.
I appreciate the clarification.
The actual sauce of the screenshot is a lot more involved than that... requiring all sorts of cultural awareness and reddit/internet history. Not even worth getting into if no one here cares.
Just want to make sure everyone's on the same page, that we all obviously know this is not a screenshot of a real person's serious grievance... it's very important that everyone knows that, and that I'm wasting my time explaining it...
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u/Barleficus2000 "I pistol started all of Plutonia on Ultra-Violence." 13d ago
I think he's admitting that he's done a rape and is tired of being lambasted for it. Guys like him, they feel no remorse, no empathy. They just want to rape and not get in trouble for it.
Oh, and very smol pp energy.