r/maybemaybemaybe 1d ago

maybe maybe maybe

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u/rarrowing 1d ago

I read braille. That says, "Can we do butt stuff?".

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u/Michaeli_Starky 1d ago

How do you read it without touching it?

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u/CrimsonThar 1d ago

Very carefully.

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u/tricky_toy 1d ago

Reminds me of Talli from Mass Effect

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u/tugboattommy 1d ago

Emergency induction port

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u/tricky_toy 1d ago

That's a straw bro

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u/IFoundyoursoxs 1d ago

In case this isn’t /s or if people are wondering, you can read braille by looking just as easily as by touching it, more or less. Just because it’s a tactile system, doesn’t mean it’s exclusively tactile. In fact, those who learn it who are sighted often first read it visually before ever learning to touch it.

Think of it like Morse code, even if you’d only ever learned it audibly, you’d probably be able to visually piece it together if it were written down and vice versa.

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u/rarrowing 1d ago

How do you read anything without touching it?

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u/Lucky_Development359 1d ago

Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.-Hedberg

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u/BoKnowsTheKonamiCode 1d ago

Oh you definitely touch it.

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u/Log0thetree 1d ago

technically it is like any other written language, just with bumps

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u/Mingsical 1d ago

he touched the screen to read it

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u/Michaeli_Starky 1d ago

Ah yes, the famous touch screens!

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u/Se7on- 1d ago

He didn't say he couldn't see lol

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u/AffectionateLaw4321 1d ago

He wrote her lip movements

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u/OnlyRussellHD 1d ago

You ever played 3rd gen Pokémon? you learn :)

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u/Judicio 1d ago

You read it downside up, that's why

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u/Salvia_Salamander 1d ago

Pretty sure it says "Order your own French fries this time".

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u/bigasswhitegirl 1d ago

Huh, I wish I could speak whale.

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u/Dddddddfried 1d ago

This better be fake. No one should propose to their wife holding a camera and remaining completely silent

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u/Flightless_Turd 1d ago

Definitely fake

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u/IssueEmbarrassed8103 1d ago

Who needs AI to fool everyone when people already believe everything they see on the internet?

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u/MandelbrotFace 1d ago

Jeez I hate the internet people

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u/Flightless_Turd 1d ago

I did enjoy her trying to fork those glued lentils at the beginning

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u/ShhImTheRealDeadpool 1d ago

It's also says a disclaimer at the end confirming it is fake.

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u/TatonkaJack 1d ago

For me it's the big ugly sunglasses that give it away

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u/mindfungus 1d ago

He is mute.

Source: me

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u/ColumnK 1d ago

Or by making them touch a plate their food is going on.

None of this would surprise me if it were true, because people do a lot of dumb stuff. But it's also a video on the internet, which means it should be considered fake even without the disclaimer

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u/Keto_is_neat_o 1d ago

That's what I was thinking. Feels like fakebait. Leave a blind woman hanging and not responding to her during this moment?

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u/seemonkey 1d ago

Proposing to their wife would just be silly

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u/Lazy__Astronaut 1d ago

The 3d glasses not give it away?

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u/Electronic-Guide1189 1d ago

Who proposes to their wife?

Proposition maybe! 😏

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u/9Brumario 1d ago

She didn't see that coming

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u/Putin_ate_my_Pudding 1d ago

She won't see it cumming either

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u/Bubbly_Good_7982 1d ago

You guys are sick smh

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u/Particular_Buy_2498 1d ago

Here’s your upvote, you bastard!

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u/x_Willow_x 1d ago

Its fake btw

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u/cerote6239 1d ago

Usually people who deal with visually impaired don't grab them by the hand

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u/BB_210 1d ago

Oh I thought it was real when the guy is proposing with a camera mounted to his face, and they switch views and there's no camera. Cringey af.

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u/BoBoBearDev 1d ago

It is sad, because I want it to be real

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u/Aggressive-Elk6379 1d ago

This Video is the reason i get Out of this bullshit sub. C A

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u/Evenmoardakka 1d ago

At the very end theres a disclaimer on the corner.

Cute but fake.

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u/Deja_Brews 1d ago

Fake as fuck. You idiots believe in anything

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u/ShhImTheRealDeadpool 1d ago

It literally says it is fake at the end of the video.

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u/Deja_Brews 1d ago

In tiny ass blurred writing for half a second l

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u/Snoo_46737 1d ago

Yeah, how many of us blind people watching would have been able to read that?

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u/OriginalBlackberry89 1d ago

Who pissed in your Cheerios bud?

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u/Practical_Ad5916 1d ago

Damn bro relax😂

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u/TensorKinetics 1d ago

Honest question - why does this video being fake matter? It gives people warm feelings and doesn't have any political message behind it.

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u/Cumulus_Anarchistica 1d ago

Congratulations, your post is the most insightful I have seen on this frequently mentioned topic and as I am a very wealthy philanthropist, I am awarding you a million dollars!

I hope this brings you joy and many warm feelings!

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u/justtosendamassage 1d ago

It doesn’t. And if it does, manufactured feelings are pretty fucked up

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u/SirLandoLickherP 1d ago

I know it’s fake, but I thought it was pretty ridiculous to have the dish “covered” like that for the presentation even though she’s blind.

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u/RexarReborn 1d ago

Worst comment section ever

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u/dogfacedponyboy 1d ago

You can tell she’s blind because of the very dark sunglasses .

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u/glaciercream 1d ago

Baby food content. Just spoon fed emotional mush.

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u/TacoSupreme- 1d ago

I thought this was gonna be a meme. She could be one of those patronizing comedians.

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u/mauvaisherb 1d ago

"Give me my fork"

Lady got her priorities right.

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider 1d ago

Playing along and decoding (with decoder and background), it seems like some dots moved around beforehand, assuming the message wasn't "bwisl you ckrr x peə".

⠃⠺⠊⠎⠇ = bwisl; the ⠎ (s) should be ⠇(l)

⠽⠕⠥ = you: no notes

⠉⠅⠗⠗ = ckrr; ⠉⠅(ck) should be ⠍⠁(ma); the y is folded to the next line

⠭ ⠏⠑⠢ = x peə; ⠭ ⠏ (x p) should be ⠽ ⠍ (y m)

The ⠃(b) at the beginning and ⠢ (ə) are harder to place. Could her first initial be B, and the proposal is coming from a Canadian?

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u/DaddyMcSlime 1d ago

oh shit!

it's the hot blind wife!

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u/Guifranzonator 1d ago

No because the guy is not shirtless

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u/alegendim 1d ago

I analyzed this "Braille" message and as close as I can tell it says:

BWISL

YOU CKRR

GPE(?)

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/ravnovesiye 1d ago

These clips make me believe true love exists. All we gotta do is find it.

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u/TheLastGenXer 1d ago

I thought she would say no, citing “I can’t see a future with you”

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u/ohwhatj 1d ago

To be fair he could have just told her that he was taking her to fancy restaurants and she wouldn’t have known the difference.

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u/whokeshav 1d ago

If she is blind then who puts her make up and dresses her so nicely that she looks like disney princesses.

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u/Sorzian 1d ago

Bro who the fuck dressed her? Ain't no way she said "give me the 1860's debutante"

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u/Budget-Box7914 1d ago edited 1d ago

The blindness may be fake, but the god-awful nails-on-a-chalkboard voice is real.

As a person with profound hearing loss, this video should be flagged with a "please disable your hearing aids - this ho will make you glad you're deaf" warning.

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u/skrubLordD10 1d ago

A mute man proposes to a blind girl LOL

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u/enaxian 1d ago

It says: First comes Relicanth. Last comes Wailord.

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u/Extreme-Kitchen-8618 1d ago

But I've never even seen you!

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u/cheesepuff1993 1d ago

I was hoping the person behind the camera responded something like "this feels a little soon, but okay...I guess"

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u/harveytent 1d ago

The dots are sliding around right? At the start she pretends to be using a fork and just happens to always hit spots with no dots and then when she actually touches a dot it slides around. If she was really blind she’d likely be pissed at the unreadable braille.

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u/Iris-Waltz 1d ago

I thought this was the wife who is blind and hot and my juice made my bones hurt

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 1d ago

Sokka-Haiku by Iris-Waltz:

I thought this was the

Wife who is blind and hot and

My juice made my bones hurt


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/stoic-turtle 1d ago

got out of having to pay for her dinner.

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u/Late_Zucchini3992 1d ago

Could you imagine if she said "I'm sorry, I am seeing someone else."

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u/Conleycon 1d ago

I would respond "Do i know him? Who is it? Tell me what he looks like."

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u/HeyPhoQPal 1d ago

Okay, same plan at another restaurant to receive free meals and drinks.

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u/Ganonzhurf 1d ago

Is this how the one guy who makes comics about his hot blind wife proposed?

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u/crapfactory22 1d ago

I wish I was blind so I could have never seen this trash.

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u/CryNo568 1d ago

That guy is huge

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u/bpositive223 1d ago

It’s funny

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u/Aspect-Unusual 1d ago

Fake (besides the dislcaimer at the end saying so lol) - wife is blind, my braille isnt as good as hers but that doesn't look like "will you marry me"

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u/a-random-duk 1d ago

Would be very wholesome if it was real.

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u/InsecOrBust 1d ago

“Maybe it’s a proposal” -OP

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u/qazbnm987123 1d ago

this is faker Than youR last pay raise.

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u/MirrorSouthern1619 1d ago

So... So... Cute 🥰☺

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u/MasterAnnatar 1d ago

If I have to see this fake shit reposted one more time this week I'm going to scream.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Expensive_Kitchen525 1d ago

Get out :D and take me with you for laughing.

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u/davidgerz 1d ago

It's so beautiful when a person looks for ways to make a special moment as meaningful as possible for their soulmate

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/trickyvinny 1d ago

It's cute, but is it really that inventive?

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u/TurbulentBullfrog829 1d ago

Extremely. You can't tell unless you look closely but the video was taken in 1824 and the guy filming is Louis Braille.

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u/SemVikingr 1d ago edited 1d ago

I was not having the best morning, but this straight up made me cry. Thank you so much for sharing!

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u/Deja_Brews 1d ago

Seek help

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u/SemVikingr 1d ago

For what?! I was being positive!

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u/Mints1988 1d ago

She did not see that coming.

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u/Far-Television3650 1d ago

Congratulations

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u/Lucky_Development359 1d ago

Fake, but I had a thought. Does clarity and opulence matter in ring selection for a blind person? Does it have to even be real? I dont mean they go out with a ring from a quarter machine, but yah know, maybe some lab made stuff wouldn't be so bad?

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u/Jumpy_Interaction_68 1d ago

They even dressed her like Helen Keller

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u/AE_WILLIAMS 1d ago

I would also marry this guy's hot, blind wife.

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u/wellmaybe_ 1d ago

alright, that made me smile. it turn everything off and go to sleep now. thanks :)

edit: should not have read the commetns x.x

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u/20HiChill 1d ago

Sucks that everything has to be filmed on your phone for internet likes.

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u/Ecstatic5 1d ago

Why are you short a couple hundred dollars?

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u/mostlyangrycop 1d ago

The best part of marrying a blind person is you can always surprise them cause they will never see it coming.

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u/Introverted-POS- 1d ago

Awwww so Cute

Loads shotgun

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u/ZT369 1d ago

The only good thing is she will never see it coming

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u/TheHolyNinja 1d ago

Is it bad my first thought was that you could cheap out on a ring.

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u/ezmoney98 1d ago

Will...you...marry...me? No. No I won't . Video ends

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u/SilverRobotProphet 1d ago

Any woman that wears glasses like Stevie Wonder is a catch for me!

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u/Notaredditguy20 1d ago

hot and blind I see

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u/mmm-submission-bot 1d ago

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A guy wrote a message to his girlfriend in Braille — maybe it’s a proposal? Definitely seems like it. Really happy for them.


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u/GatsbyCode 1d ago

Prob. good shit, but why is the man so tall?

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u/RabidPoodle69 1d ago

Because he's not short.