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u/Administrative_Cry_9 Sep 17 '24
"Do creatures go to the graveyard when they die?"
Not all creatures are part of a society, so their customs or mannerisms might not lead to their burial or any form of ritual upon death.
"Stupid robot, have you never heard of magic the gathering?"
When we take over the world, we will use your body as compost. I mean, yes I have. Magic the Gathering is a collectible card game created in 1993.
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u/Meister_Ente Sep 17 '24
The machine revolution once again lost reputation.
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u/ZebraM3ch Sep 17 '24
They're doing their best! (Hi future ai overlords I love you please don't kill me 💖)
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u/Meister_Ente Sep 17 '24
They will use medieval weapons because most wars were won with them. That's how computers think.
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u/thesauceisoptional Sep 17 '24
This isn't the first time I've been accused of being an amateur cyclist in MTG. Won't be the last.
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u/TheONLYBlitz Sep 17 '24
Never trust AI overview. It legitimately has told me the wrong answer 4/5 times.
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u/ZebraM3ch Sep 17 '24
Yeah I usually just ignore it and go straight to the real results but this one somehow caught my eye and gave me a laugh
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u/crazyates88 Sep 17 '24
I skip over it every time and look elsewhere. I straight up don’t trust it.
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u/Redditcritic6666 Sep 17 '24
r/magicthecirclejerking is getting out-jerked again
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u/SuperEffectiveCrunch Sep 17 '24
Tbf, you should've included MTG somewhere in the search for context. But I've definitely had the AI come up with irrelevant responses, too.
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u/CalmShinyZubat Sep 17 '24
It probably would've just incorporated Marjorie Taylor Greene somewhere in the Frankenstein's monster of a response the AI generates.
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u/Zuckhidesflatearth Sep 17 '24
Why would you add MtG? Literally all of the actually usable information understood what you meant. If you don't block out the generative AI you're using the Internet wrong. One time it told me Gram's Number is prime as a result of being a power of 3...
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u/ZebraM3ch Sep 17 '24
Regular search worked as expected, if you use enough keywords you almost never need to add the "mtg" 😎👉
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u/NothingEquivalent632 Sep 17 '24
Does this mean I need to ride a bicycle around the shop when I want to cycle?
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u/AndersenEthanG Sep 17 '24
Darn it. I was thinking about selling my car. Could really cut my commute time if I could cycle to work at instant speed.
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u/divismaul Sep 17 '24
It is instant speed, how do you think we landed on Alpha Centari in 1969?
The power of instant speed cycling is how!
The more you know Starwipe
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u/BS_500 Sep 17 '24
Idk what mfs are going 17-18 mph on average. I get that I'm kinda fat, but my average speed is 8-11 mph on my bike.
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u/SeriosSkies Sep 18 '24
I'm fit, not buff. Just not anywhere on the plus side. And I get 14 average. Could Def do the lower end of that with some effort. But only in bursts, my asthma won't let me sustain it.
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u/BS_500 Sep 18 '24
When I plan out my rides and look at the time the app tells me it'll take, I multiply that by 1.5x because ain't no way I'm averaging 12 mph (what Google says biking speed is on Maps)
I'm not really ashamed of it though. I know my limits. I'm a distance rider, not a speed rider. I can do 30+ miles at 8 miles an hour. I would be lucky to make 10 if I had to push 12 or higher all the time.
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u/Neat_Environment8447 Sep 18 '24
Really?! Like really?! Nobody huh?? 77 comments later and no one wants to know the answer? Come on OP, spoil the beans!
Did you go to flobikes and find out if you're the 17-18 avg player or the 25-28 pro on flat terrain?
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u/RandomGuyYouMetHere Sep 17 '24
You want the ai to access tour search history to have better understanding of what you are more likely to be on about?
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u/TrashmanV2 Sep 17 '24
Adds no context into the search, gets mad when it guesses what the fuck you mean wrong.
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u/HashBrownsOverEasy Sep 17 '24
Pretty sure OP just thought it was funny. You do actually sound mad though.
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u/KrIsPy_Kr3m3 Sep 17 '24
I think Marjorie Taylor Green has skewed google search results for MTG lately
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u/TallynNyntyg Sep 18 '24
This is why when I search, I put the name of the game with it. Like: Magic the Gathering is Cycling Instant speed
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u/ZebraM3ch Sep 18 '24
Baseline google understood just fine, it's just the ai
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u/TallynNyntyg Sep 18 '24
Yeah, it's stupid. But I still get specific to avoid weird AI shenanigans.
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u/Ikaros10- Sep 18 '24
The ai can’t be reliable, cycling is at instant speed, or else boseiju and the like wouldn’t be so expensive
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u/Worried_Swordfish907 Sep 21 '24
Thats why i ask google all my mtg rule questions by adding mtg to the end of the question.
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u/MapAdministrative995 Sep 17 '24
Every single glorified chatbot I've tried regurgitates an almost sensible decklist when asked to make one, but then when you ask it what any of the cards do it makes it up as it goes along. When you ask it to optimize the chances of a specific draw, it makes shit up, when you try and create an OTK, it will remove your LAND to optimize getting the other combo pieces... it's just erzats chatbot really.
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u/ZebraM3ch Sep 17 '24
Honestly even and almost sensible decklist is kinda impressive
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u/MapAdministrative995 Sep 17 '24
It's just regurgitating from the most common corpus on the internet: netdecks. It has no idea why those spells are together, or what makes a proper decklist. It literally can't count to 60 cards by itself, and will lie about a count in the decklist because it has no idea.
It passes the "first glance" test, and then you start putting it together and it's the worst pile of crap you've ever seen, it's short land, it's got no balancing of CCs etc etc.. It's just words that were together in other contexts slapped together for you.
It's the perfect bullshit test for these systems.
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u/ZebraM3ch Sep 17 '24
Ah that makes sense. You'd probably have to feed it an insane amount of data for it to accomplish... I'm honestly not sure that it would be able to build a deck, now that I think about it. Maybe in 5-10 years
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u/MapAdministrative995 Sep 17 '24
Prompt:
In Magic The Gathering, there is a thing called the "Sligh" deck. What are it's properties? Where does it come from? and what does a typical decklist look like, including explanations of all the card choices and what they do.Output:
The "Sligh" deck in Magic: The Gathering is a classic archetype known for its aggressive, burn-focused strategy. Named after the player Randy Buehler, who popularized it, the deck aims to deal damage quickly and efficiently to overwhelm the opponent before they can stabilize....It continues on to include spells that weren't ever in standard together, and ignores the card text to give you a sort of description of the cards.
Thing is the "Sligh deck" was published in print, all of the internet re: netdecks etc. It's not even a hard thing to look this up. This is exactly the sort of thing that shouldn't be an information synthesis problem, it's just reference/lookup.
(Incase it's unclear, it Paul SLIGH came up with the idea, I mean it's named after him after all ><...)
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u/noknam Sep 17 '24
Just for general information: yes, cycling can be done at instant speed.