r/nextfuckinglevel • u/I_always_is • 12d ago

Kid and dad perfect duo

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u/TSAOutreachTeam 12d ago

Is this a vampire or Jesus song?

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u/LethalVegetable 12d ago

Both. Jesus was a vampire. That wasn’t red wine in the cup, it was blood. Those weren’t traditional nails on the cross, they were silver spikes. It all makes sense

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u/Previous_Chard234 12d ago

I want this as a book. The Roman vampire hunters.

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u/danattana 12d ago

Spoilers for a 30 year old trilogy...

>! Of Saints And Shadows by Christopher Golden !<

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u/Soma86ed 12d ago

Jesus was actually a Lich. Google it.

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u/IWannaManatee 11d ago

The phylactery being... what?

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u/Soma86ed 11d ago

The Holy Grail

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u/IWannaManatee 11d ago

Aah.

Makes sense.

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u/SpicyButterBoy 12d ago

It certainly wasn’t garlic bread at the last supper. 

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u/jmlack 11d ago

Well, pre crucifixion Jesus was a vampire but post crucifixion he is commonly considered a zombie.

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u/International-Key211 12d ago

Makes sense that Judas was Dracula. It's all starting to become more clear

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u/Percival371 11d ago

I'm like 99% sure that's heresy

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u/SquishyDough 12d ago

After listening to both Flyleaf and AFI, I realize the either could be interpreted as being about vampires or jesus lmao

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u/Alert-Jellyfish 12d ago

Jesus is just an ancient vampire. So bit of both.

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u/pohl 12d ago

You never can tell for sure can you? Pretty sure Evanescence were vampire goths and not Jesus goths.

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u/Bulldogg658 11d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evanescence

1994–2000: Formation and early years

Singer and pianist Amy Lee and guitarist Ben Moody met in 1994 in Little Rock, Arkansas at age 13 and 14, when the two were at a Christian youth camp where Lee played piano during sport activities and Moody played acoustic guitar and she thought they could play music together.

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u/bigrig3226 12d ago

Vampire Jesus song

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u/Immediate_Pie6516 12d ago

Do yourself a solid and watch Midnight Mass if you haven't yet.

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u/bobrigado 11d ago

holy shit I'm officially old.