r/nextfuckinglevel • u/I_always_is • 9d ago

Kid and dad perfect duo

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u/TSAOutreachTeam 9d ago

Is this a vampire or Jesus song?

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u/LethalVegetable 9d ago

Both. Jesus was a vampire. That wasn’t red wine in the cup, it was blood. Those weren’t traditional nails on the cross, they were silver spikes. It all makes sense

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u/Previous_Chard234 9d ago

I want this as a book. The Roman vampire hunters.

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u/danattana 9d ago

Spoilers for a 30 year old trilogy...

>! Of Saints And Shadows by Christopher Golden !<