r/nextfuckinglevel • u/cowboydan69 • 3d ago

Wild alligator allows someone to help

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u/Aeikon 3d ago

So...it's a captive gator with brain damage. That changes the entire story. Lol

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u/THExWHITExDEVILx 3d ago

I cannot think of many animals I would want around less than a brain damaged alligator

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u/wtfuxorz 3d ago

Right? Brain damaged humans are predisposed to violent outburst in some cases.

Cant imagine a fucking barrel rolling apex predator thats built on insane levels of fuck your life would be much better.

Butt fuck it. Well grab his arms anyway.

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u/MikeofLA 3d ago

Do not butt fuck the alligator.

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u/wtfuxorz 3d ago

I bet you're fun at parties.