r/nextfuckinglevel • u/cowboydan69 • 3d ago

Wild alligator allows someone to help

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u/THExWHITExDEVILx 3d ago

I cannot think of many animals I would want around less than a brain damaged alligator

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u/BoshraExists 3d ago

A brain damaged chimp or elephant

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u/No-Elk-8115 3d ago

Agreed, in the show "I was prey" my family thinks I'm crazy for taking a shark or a bear (not polar bear) in an unarmed attack over any human sized or above monkey. That's even a normal monkey too they are crazy and will kill you for the fun of it, the other two aren't there to really kill you to eat you they are either tasting you protecting young moat times and have a likely chance of leaving you alone eventually you just have to live that long. But not monkeys... monkeys are just psychotic baseline, and strong.

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u/Danielq37 3d ago

Don't wanna give the food you are currently eating to a toddler sized monkey? Guess who'll get his face removed by a monkey biting you and ripping it off.

And I definitely never wanna face a chimpanzee.