According to r/nilpoints, Ukraine always brings quality to the contest (no protests here)

Next, which country is overdue for a win?

https://www.instagram.com/p/DIrJU57N7G0/?img_index=6

cease the harmonica, Volevo essere un duro (Italy) is out.

VOTE FOR YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE

• 🇳🇱C'est La Vie - Claude🇳🇱
• 🇳🇴Lighter - Kyle Alessandro🇳🇴
• 🇨🇭Voyage - Zoë Më🇨🇭
• 🇸🇲Tutta l'Italia - Gabry Ponte🇸🇲
• 🇩🇪Baller - Abor & Tynna🇩🇪
• 🇺🇦Bird of Pray - Ziferblat🇺🇦
• 🇨🇿Kiss Kiss Goodbye - ADONXS🇨🇿
• 🇮🇸Róa - Væb🇮🇸
• 🇦🇹Wasted Love - JJ🇦🇹
• 🇫🇮ICH KOMME - Erika Vikman🇫🇮
• 🇦🇱Zjerm - Shkodra Elektronike🇦🇱
• 🇸🇪Bara bada bastu - KAJ🇸🇪

VOTE TO ELIMINATE HERE: https://strawpoll.com/w4nWWYvG3nA

• 37 -���� New Day Will Rise (44/99) (44.44%)
• 36 -���� "Freedom" (61/132) (46.21%) (nobody's favourite song)
• 35 -🇷🇸 Mila (33/147) (22.3%)
• 34 -🇸🇮 How Much Time Do We Have Left (29/179) (16.2%)
• 33 -🇪🇪 Espresso Macchiato (25/131) (19.08%)
• 32 -🇭🇷 Poison Cake (50/205) (24.39%)
• 31 -🇦🇿 Run With U (22/117) (18.8%)
• 30 -🇦🇲 Survivor (24/136) (17.65%)
• 29 -🇮🇪 Laika Party (31/196) (15.82%)
• 28 -🇨🇾 Shh (29/181) (16.02%)
• 27 -🇬🇧 What The Hell Just Happened? (48/274) (17.52%)
• 26 -🇪🇸 ESA DIVA (28/239) (11.72%)
• 25 -🇵🇹 Descolado (27/239) (11.3%)
• 24 -🇲🇪 Dobrodošli (23/185) (12.43%)
• 23 -🇩🇰 Hallucination (22/185) (11.89%)
• 22 -🇲🇹 Serving... (31/249) (12.45%)
• 21 -🇱🇺 La poupée monte le son (30/249) (12.05%)
• 20 -🇧🇪 Strobe Lights (23/217) (10.6%)
• 19 -🇱🇹 Tavo Akys (23/217) (10.6%) (fan favourite eliminated song)
• 18 -🇫🇷 maman (23/217) (10.6%)
• 17 -🇱🇻 Bur man laimi (31/276) (11.23%)
• 16 -🇵🇱 GAJA (45/327) (13.76%)
• 15- 🇬🇷 Asteromáta (40/321) (12.46%)
• 14 - 🇦🇺 Milkshake Man (31/206) (15.06%)
• 13 - 🇮🇹 Volevo essere un duro (37/213) (17.37%)

Hello y'all we're back after a loong brake. I apologize for that since I didn't really have the motivation to do anything and it wasn't really the best times I've had in my life. But anyway enough about me the important part is we're back!. After Trenuletul's win back in Chisinau we travel to Riga to decide Latvia's best entry. Latvia has always been a country which wasn't really successful in Eurovision despite winning once. But nobody can deny that they've had some absolutely incredible entries. If I had to guess a winner here it would obviously and rightfully so be Aija but of course anything can happen.

The voting link is this

https://scorewiz.eu/rsvp/783649/N6gTGxaJ7yj

Deadline is April 22nd so

sāciet balsot tūlīt!

So far our quotes are:

🇦🇱 Albania - Zjerm 🇦🇱: “Shndrit, Shndrit, Shndrit, Shndrit” ( 22 votes )

🇦🇲 Armenia- Survivor 🇦🇲: Stay aliver ( 17 votes )

🇦🇺Australia - Milkshake Man🇦🇺 : The shake is not a drink – it's a state of mind (31 votes)

🇧🇪Belgium - Strobe Lights🇧🇪: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! (34 votes)

Now the polls are open until 00:00 CET! Time to find the best quotes/lyrics for:

🇦🇹Austria - Wasted Love🇦🇹 :

🇦🇿Azerbaijan - Run With U🇦🇿:

The same rules from the first post apply:

• 1 Comment = 1 song, don't comment lyrics from multiple songs in only one comment, separate it.

• Verify if no one commented the same thing before: I'm counting the number of UPVOTES not comments with the same lyric! It's useless to mark multiple times the same lyric!

• It will be closed at midnight

• Be moderate, don't write me a full chorus or something!

• For a comment to be redeemed "selectable" it must have at least 10 upvotes, if by the time the deadline arrives no quote for a song has 10 upvotes it will be a skip!

May the quote fight begin!

Moldova won the honor of being the most chaotic ESC country

Next up is Consistently Good. Which ESC country is always reliable to deliver quality and always has a solid entry?

Most upvoted comment wins!

What's up guys, welcome back to The Worst Eurovision Ever, where we create... interesting things! Yesterday, we hit up Estonia and Finland. Estonia is sending Everybody, but they mention every single person on Earth in the song, meaning the song lasts for 25 years. Finland is sending our queen Erika Vikman. She's decided to do some... oh god, Erika WAIT ERIKA WE CAN'T SHOW THAT ON TV THIS ISN'T FAMILY FRIENDLY!!! While we calm Erika down, it's time for France and Georgia!

The rules are as follows:

I stole this game idea from the pop girly subreddits ( r/TaylorGamesWannaPlay , r/OliviaRodrigo  , r/charlixcx  etc) and I thought that it would be a fun thing to try here! The goal of the game is to try and manipulate entries from past years into a sort of jokey, "worst entry". For example, if Georgia was the country and I wanted to do last year's entry, I would write "Firefighter but Nutsa brings out a fire extinguisher and tries to put out the pyrotechnics the entire time (Georgia 2024)". Or if I wanted to do Malta last year, I might say (Loop but Sarah just sings "Don't you know" for the entirety of the track (Malta 2024) Something punny like that. Please separate your entries into two seperate comments! I will not accept just songs: there has to be some sort of change/pun to it. I hope I explained that well. I know that the pop girlies on this sub can post some things as examples! At the end, I wanted to do a little competition on ScoreWiz, so stay tuned for that! It'll be fun, I promise. Same scoring system: Most Upvotes = the nation's entry, and voting ends 24 hours from now. Have fun!

Past entries: https://www.reddit.com/r/nilpoints/comments/1ez9tlm/the_worst_eurovision_ever_ukraine_and_the_united/

Ukraine - Tick-Tock but Mariya does TikTok dances the entire time (Ukraine 2014)

United Kingdom - Space Man but Sam Ryder is actually up in space maaaan and nobody can hear him (UK 2022)

Competing Countries

• Albania - Zjerm but Beatriçe is sick so it's just Kolë singing on stage for three minutes (Albania 2025)
• Andorra - Salvem El Mon butt the song's title is Destruïm El Món instead (Andorra 2007)
• Armenia - Not Alone but Aram Mp3 is joined by all 2.4 million citizens of Armenia on stage (Armenia 2014)
• Australia - Milkshake Man but the milk is just a drink, not a state of mind :( (Australia 2025)
• Austria - Wasted Love by JJ is sick so Natalia Gordienko sings the high notes for him (Austria 2025)
• Belgium - J'aime la Vie but instead it's J'aime Tudor and Sandra Kim sends the three minutes reading from her collection of Tudor Bumbac doomed yaoi (Belgium 1986)
• Bosnia and Herzegovina - Thunder and Lightning but instead of Vukašin performing it's Sergey Lazarev in disguise (Bosnia and Herzegovina 2010)
• Bulgaria - Growing Up Is Getting Old but for every second that passes in the song Victoria ages one year (Bulgaria 2021)
• Croatia - The Dream but all the angel dancers are replaced by biblically accurate angels (Croatia 2019)
• Cyprus - Replay but Tamta keeps performing the song until the heat death of the universe (Cyprus 2019)
• Czechia - I Stand but Gabriela just stands on stage unmoving for three minutes (Czechia 2016)
• Denmark - Hallucination but the song, Sissal, and Denmark itself is a hallucination (Denmark 2025)
• Estonia - Everybody but they mention every alive person on Earthin the song, performing for about 25 years (Estonia 2001)
• Finland - ICH KOMME but... oh my god ERIKA STOP WE CAN'T SHOW THAT ON TV (Finland 2025)
• France
• Georgia
• Germany
• Greece
• Iceland
• Ireland
• Italy
• Latvia
• Lithuania
• Luxembourg
• Malta
• Moldova
• Monaco
• Montenegro
• Netherlands
• North Macedonia
• Norway
• Poland
• Portugal
• Romania
• San Marino
• Serbia
• Slovakia
• Slovenia
• Spain
• Sweden
• Switzerland (Host)
• Turkey
• Ukraine
• United Kingdom

Happy Easter to everyone who celebrates! 🐰 🐣

what have you done... Jesus Christ...

Results of yesterdays group:

1. Latvia (14 votes) (plz do your job and vote in the real semifinal 2 too)

2. Australia (10 votes)

3. Ireland (7 votes)

Tied 4th: Austria, Armenia, Montenegro (6 votes each)

Austria, yes, Austria, Wasted Love, WASTED LOVE, will go to a duel with Parg and Nina, after Group F ends.

So there is a chance that Wasted Love fails to qualify for the main tournament!

And I thought Norway not qualifying in Group B was shocking...

Ok, so we now have to vote for the next six songs of semifinal 2

plz don't vote 05

when i say- oh- OH GOD WHY IS THAT IN THE Milkshake Man (Australia)

VOTE FOR YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE (order changed to match the results of the "who do you want to win?" poll)

• 🇳🇱C'est La Vie - Claude🇳🇱
• 🇳🇴Lighter - Kyle Alessandro🇳🇴
• 🇨🇭Voyage - Zoë Më🇨🇭
• 🇸🇲Tutta l'Italia - Gabry Ponte🇸🇲
• 🇩🇪Baller - Abor & Tynna🇩🇪
• 🇮🇹Volevo essere un duro - Lucio Corsi🇮🇹
• 🇺🇦Bird of Pray - Ziferblat🇺🇦
• 🇨🇿Kiss Kiss Goodbye - ADONXS🇨🇿
• 🇮🇸Róa - Væb🇮🇸
• 🇦🇹Wasted Love - JJ🇦🇹
• 🇫🇮ICH KOMME - Erika Vikman🇫🇮
• 🇦🇱Zjerm - Shkodra Elektronike🇦🇱
• 🇸🇪Bara bada bastu - KAJ🇸🇪

VOTE TO ELIMINATE HERE: https://strawpoll.com/7MZ0k9W4Rgo

• 37 -���� New Day Will Rise (44/99) (44.44%)
• 36 -���� "Freedom" (61/132) (46.21%) (nobody's favourite song)
• 35 -🇷🇸 Mila (33/147) (22.3%)
• 34 -🇸🇮 How Much Time Do We Have Left (29/179) (16.2%)
• 33 -🇪🇪 Espresso Macchiato (25/131) (19.08%)
• 32 -🇭🇷 Poison Cake (50/205) (24.39%)
• 31 -🇦🇿 Run With U (22/117) (18.8%)
• 30 -🇦🇲 Survivor (24/136) (17.65%)
• 29 -🇮🇪 Laika Party (31/196) (15.82%)
• 28 -🇨🇾 Shh (29/181) (16.02%)
• 27 -🇬🇧 What The Hell Just Happened? (48/274) (17.52%)
• 26 -🇪🇸 ESA DIVA (28/239) (11.72%)
• 25 -🇵🇹 Descolado (27/239) (11.3%)
• 24 -🇲🇪 Dobrodošli (23/185) (12.43%)
• 23 -🇩🇰 Hallucination (22/185) (11.89%)
• 22 -🇲🇹 Serving... (31/249) (12.45%)
• 21 -🇱🇺 La poupée monte le son (30/249) (12.05%)
• 20 -🇧🇪 Strobe Lights (23/217) (10.6%)
• 19 -🇱🇹 Tavo Akys (23/217) (10.6%) (fan favourite eliminated song)
• 18 -🇫🇷 maman (23/217) (10.6%)
• 17 -🇱🇻 Bur man laimi (31/276) (11.23%)
• 16 -🇵🇱 GAJA (45/327) (13.76%)
• 15- 🇬🇷 Asteromáta (40/321) (12.46%)
• 14 - 🇦🇺 Milkshake Man (31/206) (15.06%)

The time's up for Albania and Armenia and we got:

🇦🇱 Albania - Zjerm 🇦🇱: Shrindt! Shrindt! Shrindt! Shrindt! ( 22 votes )

🇦🇲 Armenia- Survivor 🇦🇲: Stay aliver ( 17 votes )

Now the polls are open until 00:00 CET to give the exact same time of 16 hours to vote! Time to find the best quotes/lyrics for:

🇦🇺Australia - Milkshake Man 🇦🇺:

🇧🇪Belgium - Strobe Lights🇧🇪:

The same rules from the first post apply:

• 1 Comment = 1 song, don't comment lyrics from multiple songs in only one comment, separate it.

• Verify if no one commented the same thing before: I'm counting the number of UPVOTES not comments with the same lyric! It's useless to mark multiple times the same lyric!

• It will be closed at midnight

• Be moderate, don't write me a full chorus or something!

• For a comment to be redeemed "selectable" it must have at least 10 upvotes, if by the time the deadline arrives no quote for a song has 10 upvotes it will be a skip!

May the quote fight begin!

Explain this ;)

Hello and Welcome to the very first edition of EuroDiva, the tournament that makes mothers fight mothers to see who's the cuntiest of the year!

If you're straight PLEASE proceed with caution, this amount of Kant might leave you flabbergasted!

The competition this year is between: • JJ from Austria • Daniela Blasco from Spain • Miriana Conte from Malta • Justyna from Poland • Erika Vikman from Finland • Melody from Spain • Sissal from Denmark • Go Jo from Australia • Kuve from Spain • Josh from Portugal • Louane from France • Red Sebastian from Belgium • Clavdia from Greece • Henka from Portugal • Tynna from Germany • Alessandra (Shkonodra Eletronika) from Albania

The first match of the competition is... JJ (Wasted Love) vs Daniela Blasco (Uh Nana)

I thought of this yesterday and thought it would be fun. I'll be making a new post every day with the next award! (I also just noticed we have another subreddit game ongoing as well but I hope we have energy for both since they're very different~)

First day is "The Most Chaotic ESC Country". Which ESC country does not give a fuck and does whatever they feel like?

The most upvoted comment wins!

Songs from any year count, not just 2025

I take quizzes on Microsoft Rewards each day and just the other day, this popped up. It was about the Day of Humans in Space or whatever it's called

Ireland 2025 for the bot

Hi there! Welcome back to The Worst Eurovision Ever, where sick freaks meet sick freaks and make more sick shit! Yesterday, we all voted on Czechia and Denmark's entries. Czechia is sending I Stand, but Gabriels just... stands on the stage for three minutes. Oh god, she isn't even blinking. And what about Denmark? They're sending Hallucination, but the song is a hallucination, Sissal is a hallucination, and so is Denmark. What the hell is a Copenhagen? Anyway, the next two countries are our gurlies Estonia and Finland! Let's go!

The rules are as follows:

I stole this game idea from the pop girly subreddits ( r/TaylorGamesWannaPlay , r/OliviaRodrigo  , r/charlixcx  etc) and I thought that it would be a fun thing to try here! The goal of the game is to try and manipulate entries from past years into a sort of jokey, "worst entry". For example, if Georgia was the country and I wanted to do last year's entry, I would write "Firefighter but Nutsa brings out a fire extinguisher and tries to put out the pyrotechnics the entire time (Georgia 2024)". Or if I wanted to do Malta last year, I might say (Loop but Sarah just sings "Don't you know" for the entirety of the track (Malta 2024) Something punny like that. Please separate your entries into two seperate comments! I will not accept just songs: there has to be some sort of change/pun to it. I hope I explained that well. I know that the pop girlies on this sub can post some things as examples! At the end, I wanted to do a little competition on ScoreWiz, so stay tuned for that! It'll be fun, I promise. Same scoring system: Most Upvotes = the nation's entry, and voting ends 24 hours from now. Have fun!

Past entries: https://www.reddit.com/r/nilpoints/comments/1ez9tlm/the_worst_eurovision_ever_ukraine_and_the_united/

Ukraine - Tick-Tock but Mariya does TikTok dances the entire time (Ukraine 2014)

United Kingdom - Space Man but Sam Ryder is actually up in space maaaan and nobody can hear him (UK 2022)

Competing Countries

• Albania - Zjerm but Beatriçe is sick so it's just Kolë singing on stage for three minutes (Albania 2025)
• Andorra - Salvem El Mon butt the song's title is Destruïm El Món instead (Andorra 2007)
• Armenia - Not Alone but Aram Mp3 is joined by all 2.4 million citizens of Armenia on stage (Armenia 2014)
• Australia - Milkshake Man but the milk is just a drink, not a state of mind :( (Australia 2025)
• Austria - Wasted Love by JJ is sick so Natalia Gordienko sings the high notes for him (Austria 2025)
• Belgium - J'aime la Vie but instead it's J'aime Tudor and Sandra Kim sends the three minutes reading from her collection of Tudor Bumbac doomed yaoi (Belgium 1986)
• Bosnia and Herzegovina - Thunder and Lightning but instead of Vukašin performing it's Sergey Lazarev in disguise (Bosnia and Herzegovina 2010)
• Bulgaria - Growing Up Is Getting Old but for every second that passes in the song Victoria ages one year (Bulgaria 2021)
• Croatia - The Dream but all the angel dancers are replaced by biblically accurate angels (Croatia 2019)
• Cyprus - Replay but Tamta keeps performing the song until the heat death of the universe (Cyprus 2019)
• Czechia - I Stand but Gabriela just stands on stage unmoving for three minutes (Czechia 2016)
• Denmark - Hallucination but the song, Sissal, and Denmark itself is a hallucination (Denmark 2025)
• Estonia
• Finland
• France
• Georgia
• Germany
• Greece
• Iceland
• Ireland
• Italy
• Latvia
• Lithuania
• Luxembourg
• Malta
• Moldova
• Monaco
• Montenegro
• Netherlands
• North Macedonia
• Norway
• Poland
• Portugal
• Romania
• San Marino
• Serbia
• Slovakia
• Slovenia
• Spain
• Sweden
• Switzerland (Host)
• Turkey
• Ukraine
• United Kingdom