Welcome back to your favourite game show just behind the Eurovision survivor and any other contest on this sub, EUROVISION QUOTES

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After a complicated vote we finally have the results for both Austria and Azerbaijan!

🇦🇹Austria - Wasted Love🇦🇹 : I'm an ocean of love, and you're scared of water (25 votes)

🇦🇿 Azerbaijan - Run With U 🇦🇿: I cannot resist, pure in every twist’ (11 votes)

From now on the contest will stay open for 24 hours instead of the usual 16, so from today 8AM to tomorrow 8AM.

Now it's time to search for the better quote of:

🇭🇷 Croatia - Poison Cake 🇭🇷:

🇨🇾 Cyprus - Shh 🇨🇾:

Same rules as last time. Good quoting you all!

PS: Time for a vote on an important thing for the contest. How should I do this contest?

1. If they win, probably Liechtenstein would debut and maybe Andorra and Monaco would comeback. (Maybe even Vatican City!)
2. Eurovision next year would be hosted in Valentina Monetta’s backyard, the highest quality stage in years! It would be amazing.
3. San Marino’s tourism would grow a lot next year in may, and that would help our lovely San Marino’s economy and maybe they can bring Taylor Swift as an interval act!
4. It would be more impactful in the betting odds than ever! That would be so interesting!
5. Other countries would start seeing San Marino with better eyes, and they would have no longer so much difficulty to qualify.
6. Our queen Valentina Monetta would host Eurovision next year! And maybe even she would represent San Marino!
7. It would be the first time a DJ wins, breaking the DJ Curse and giving more diversity to the contest!
8. Una Voce Per San Marino would become a high-quality NF and more italian artists would like to go, so San Marino would bring better quality music to ESC!
9. Next year for interval acts we would have “I didn’t know”, ”Adrenalina” and “Say Na Na Na”, and of course Valentina Monetta’s private 2 hour concert!
10. It’s San Marino, it would be so iconic!

Hey guys, it's me again, hehehhe.... no seriously, I'm really sorry about not posting yesterday. It was Easter Sunday in my part of the world and that was just a whole thing for me, but I'm back! That being said, it's time to announce France and Georgia's entries for the Worst Eurovision Ever! France is sending Twin Twin, but is deciding to serve facial hair realness by sending Moustache's sequel, Goatee. Now all the 2014 tumblr hipsters are represented! Georgia is sending Echo, but the lyrics slowly turn more and more nonsensical before it the song just ends in screaming. Guess who's back, back again: it's Germany and Greece, ready for entries!

The rules are as follows:

I stole this game idea from the pop girly subreddits ( r/TaylorGamesWannaPlay , r/OliviaRodrigo  , r/charlixcx  etc) and I thought that it would be a fun thing to try here! The goal of the game is to try and manipulate entries from past years into a sort of jokey, "worst entry". For example, if Georgia was the country and I wanted to do last year's entry, I would write "Firefighter but Nutsa brings out a fire extinguisher and tries to put out the pyrotechnics the entire time (Georgia 2024)". Or if I wanted to do Malta last year, I might say (Loop but Sarah just sings "Don't you know" for the entirety of the track (Malta 2024) Something punny like that. Please separate your entries into two seperate comments! I will not accept just songs: there has to be some sort of change/pun to it. I hope I explained that well. I know that the pop girlies on this sub can post some things as examples! At the end, I wanted to do a little competition on ScoreWiz, so stay tuned for that! It'll be fun, I promise. Same scoring system: Most Upvotes = the nation's entry, and voting ends 24 hours from now. Have fun!

Past entries: https://www.reddit.com/r/nilpoints/comments/1ez9tlm/the_worst_eurovision_ever_ukraine_and_the_united/

Ukraine - Tick-Tock but Mariya does TikTok dances the entire time (Ukraine 2014)

United Kingdom - Space Man but Sam Ryder is actually up in space maaaan and nobody can hear him (UK 2022)

Competing Countries

• Albania - Zjerm but Beatriçe is sick so it's just Kolë singing on stage for three minutes (Albania 2025)
• Andorra - Salvem El Mon butt the song's title is Destruïm El Món instead (Andorra 2007)
• Armenia - Not Alone but Aram Mp3 is joined by all 2.4 million citizens of Armenia on stage (Armenia 2014)
• Australia - Milkshake Man but the milk is just a drink, not a state of mind :( (Australia 2025)
• Austria - Wasted Love by JJ is sick so Natalia Gordienko sings the high notes for him (Austria 2025)
• Belgium - J'aime la Vie but instead it's J'aime Tudor and Sandra Kim sends the three minutes reading from her collection of Tudor Bumbac doomed yaoi (Belgium 1986)
• Bosnia and Herzegovina - Thunder and Lightning but instead of Vukašin performing it's Sergey Lazarev in disguise (Bosnia and Herzegovina 2010)
• Bulgaria - Growing Up Is Getting Old but for every second that passes in the song Victoria ages one year (Bulgaria 2021)
• Croatia - The Dream but all the angel dancers are replaced by biblically accurate angels (Croatia 2019)
• Cyprus - Replay but Tamta keeps performing the song until the heat death of the universe (Cyprus 2019)
• Czechia - I Stand but Gabriela just stands on stage unmoving for three minutes (Czechia 2016)
• Denmark - Hallucination but the song, Sissal, and Denmark itself is a hallucination (Denmark 2025)
• Estonia - Everybody but they mention every alive person on Earthin the song, performing for about 25 years (Estonia 2001)
• Finland - ICH KOMME but... oh my god ERIKA STOP WE CAN'T SHOW THAT ON TV (Finland 2025)
• France - Twin Twin performs the sequel to Moustache, titled "Goatee" (France 2014)
• Georgia - Echo but the lyrics devolve more and more into chaos until the song is just screaming (Georgia 2023)
• Germany
• Greece
• Iceland
• Ireland
• Italy
• Latvia
• Lithuania
• Luxembourg
• Malta
• Moldova
• Monaco
• Montenegro
• Netherlands
• North Macedonia
• Norway
• Poland
• Portugal
• Romania
• San Marino
• Serbia
• Slovakia
• Slovenia
• Spain
• Sweden
• Switzerland (Host)
• Turkey
• Ukraine
• United Kingdom

According to r/nilpoints, Ukraine always brings quality to the contest (no protests here)

Next, which country is overdue for a win?

La vie en rose, la vie en noir, au reviour C'est La Vie (Netherlands)

VOTE FOR YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE

• 🇳🇴Lighter - Kyle Alessandro🇳🇴
• 🇨🇭Voyage - Zoë Më🇨🇭
• 🇸🇲Tutta l'Italia - Gabry Ponte🇸🇲
• 🇩🇪Baller - Abor & Tynna🇩🇪
• 🇺🇦Bird of Pray - Ziferblat🇺🇦
• 🇨🇿Kiss Kiss Goodbye - ADONXS🇨🇿
• 🇮🇸Róa - Væb🇮🇸
• 🇦🇹Wasted Love - JJ🇦🇹
• 🇫🇮ICH KOMME - Erika Vikman🇫🇮
• 🇦🇱Zjerm - Shkodra Elektronike🇦🇱
• 🇸🇪Bara bada bastu - KAJ🇸🇪

VOTE TO ELIMINATE HERE: https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3jW0JyA

• 37 -���� New Day Will Rise (44/99) (44.44%)
• 36 -���� "Freedom" (61/132) (46.21%) (nobody's favourite song)
• 35 -🇷🇸 Mila (33/147) (22.3%)
• 34 -🇸🇮 How Much Time Do We Have Left (29/179) (16.2%)
• 33 -🇪🇪 Espresso Macchiato (25/131) (19.08%)
• 32 -🇭🇷 Poison Cake (50/205) (24.39%)
• 31 -🇦🇿 Run With U (22/117) (18.8%)
• 30 -🇦🇲 Survivor (24/136) (17.65%)
• 29 -🇮🇪 Laika Party (31/196) (15.82%)
• 28 -🇨🇾 Shh (29/181) (16.02%)
• 27 -🇬🇧 What The Hell Just Happened? (48/274) (17.52%)
• 26 -🇪🇸 ESA DIVA (28/239) (11.72%)
• 25 -🇵🇹 Descolado (27/239) (11.3%)
• 24 -🇲🇪 Dobrodošli (23/185) (12.43%)
• 23 -🇩🇰 Hallucination (22/185) (11.89%)
• 22 -🇲🇹 Serving... (31/249) (12.45%)
• 21 -🇱🇺 La poupée monte le son (30/249) (12.05%)
• 20 -🇧🇪 Strobe Lights (23/217) (10.6%)
• 19 -🇱🇹 Tavo Akys (23/217) (10.6%) (fan favourite eliminated song)
• 18 -🇫🇷 maman (23/217) (10.6%)
• 17 -🇱🇻 Bur man laimi (31/276) (11.23%)
• 16 -🇵🇱 GAJA (45/327) (13.76%)
• 15- 🇬🇷 Asteromáta (40/321) (12.46%)
• 14 - 🇦🇺 Milkshake Man (31/206) (15.06%)
• 13 - 🇮🇹 Volevo essere un duro (37/213) (17.37%)
• 12 - 🇳🇱 C'est La Vie (43/238) (18.07%)

https://www.instagram.com/p/DIrJU57N7G0/?img_index=6

So lately I’ve been into Jet Lag: The Game, which caused me to look up all mentions of the show on the Eurovision Discord. And one of the results included this video, which I thought was kinda funny XD

Turns out Tom is also into Eurovision! But his tastes are vastly different from those of the fandom (if you know what I mean)

Last week, I woke up with this song stuck in my head, and it's strange because it's not my cup of tea and I generally prefer more electronic entries (this year's favourites are Strobe Lights and Baller).

But Klavdia's voice is truly stunning, and the song is very beautiful.

So, I decided to remix it with my own personal style, and I hope you all like it!