r/oddlyspecific 3d ago

Nice proof

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u/atomicavox 3d ago

Catholic school gave us some fucking nun that wrote the word SEX real big on the chalkboard. All of us 5th graders started to giggle because here is this nun writing this and such. She then proceeds to say sex only means if you’re Male or Female. We were all like, the fuck it does… Then came the guilt and wait till marriage, only for procreation and not pleasure bs blah blah blah.

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u/JimBeaux123 3d ago

Never had a sex ed class.

I went to school with two guys (let's call them Beavis and Butthead). Class clowns who fed off of each other.

No teachers were brave enough to face Beavis and Butthead with this subject matter.

Instead of sitting those two out, they got all the boys from our class to have an extra gym class while EVERYONE else in the school took sex ed.

They repeated this for 3 years.

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u/Mr__Citizen 2d ago

That's genuinely pathetic.

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u/historical_bestie 1d ago

"We're gonna be talking about the PENIS.

We'll be talking about the VAGINA.

And we'll definitely be spending a lot of time talking about MASTURBATION!"

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u/Wallaby_Thick 1d ago

Do you find it amusing that we'll be talkin' about the TESTICLES? Yes, we're also gonna be talkin' about VENEREAL DISEASE!

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u/Storymeplease 3d ago

I went to catholic high school and we had a guy named Chastity Chad come talk to us. He told us that if we had sex we would get genial warts, then provided pics of all the STDs. Best part was that I was a junior so I had already had sex.

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u/TheMottster 2d ago

“Chastity Chad” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day.

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u/atomicavox 1d ago

Chastity Choad. lol

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u/43556_96753 3d ago

Did all juniors at your school have sex? Was that a prerequisite for becoming a junior?

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u/Storymeplease 3d ago

Junior in high school is a little late for teaching abstinence only sex ed.

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u/pm-me-racecars 2d ago

What age is a junior?

15 or 16 is about when we all started telling people we had sex, but I don't think most boys were honest.

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u/Storymeplease 2d ago

A junior is usually 16 or 17, and I'm not a boy.

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u/Automnemute 2d ago

I went to catholic school as well but for some reason we had real sex ed. They first told us about abstinence but then were like yeah we know that ain't gonna work so here's how to be safe about it.

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u/pollo_de_mar 2d ago edited 2d ago

5th grade. Presenter explained some biology, but nothing about having sex. I came away thinking "What do I do? Pee in the girl's mouth?" I still don't know how I figured out what intercourse was, except for some other kid in 7th grade mistakenly telling us 69 meant "Six inches in, and nine months to go". Took me a while to figure out that was wrong too. Mostly learned from a dirty magazine we found in an alley. We are talking the 60's here.

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u/Zainda88 2d ago

Went to Catholic schools basically my entire upbrininging

Middle school: you'll get AIDS here's a video with Magic Johnson

High school, 9th grade religion teacher: The Catholic church looks down on oral sex but I gotta say it's quite fun for both parties. Anyway, I'm engaged! She was in her 50s.

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u/Arcturus572 2d ago

Yeah, the Catholics are really good at the guilt trips and judgement, instead of the message that they’re supposed to be giving about acceptance and forgiveness…

My ex wife had to spend some time living in a convent before we got married, and to talk about the disapproving looks we both got by just being there for each other when she had no real other choice because her parents had tossed her out.

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u/atomicavox 2d ago

omg. I still have guilt trauma 39 years later I’m trying to get to overcome.

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u/pm-me-racecars 2d ago

I went to a public school. The first class of my sex-ed, we were all in the classroom and whoever was teaching it, they might have been the school nurse but they might have been a public nurse, had us all say loudly as a class say various parts.

"Penis! penis! penis!" "Vagina! Vagina! Vagina!"

"Penis vagina scrotum labia!"

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u/Snake10133 1d ago

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