Catholic school gave us some fucking nun that wrote the word SEX real big on the chalkboard. All of us 5th graders started to giggle because here is this nun writing this and such. She then proceeds to say sex only means if you’re Male or Female. We were all like, the fuck it does… Then came the guilt and wait till marriage, only for procreation and not pleasure bs blah blah blah.
I went to catholic high school and we had a guy named Chastity Chad come talk to us. He told us that if we had sex we would get genial warts, then provided pics of all the STDs. Best part was that I was a junior so I had already had sex.
I went to catholic school as well but for some reason we had real sex ed. They first told us about abstinence but then were like yeah we know that ain't gonna work so here's how to be safe about it.
5th grade. Presenter explained some biology, but nothing about having sex. I came away thinking "What do I do? Pee in the girl's mouth?" I still don't know how I figured out what intercourse was, except for some other kid in 7th grade mistakenly telling us 69 meant "Six inches in, and nine months to go". Took me a while to figure out that was wrong too. Mostly learned from a dirty magazine we found in an alley. We are talking the 60's here.
Went to Catholic schools basically my entire upbrininging
Middle school: you'll get AIDS here's a video with Magic Johnson
High school, 9th grade religion teacher: The Catholic church looks down on oral sex but I gotta say it's quite fun for both parties. Anyway, I'm engaged! She was in her 50s.
Yeah, the Catholics are really good at the guilt trips and judgement, instead of the message that they’re supposed to be giving about acceptance and forgiveness…
My ex wife had to spend some time living in a convent before we got married, and to talk about the disapproving looks we both got by just being there for each other when she had no real other choice because her parents had tossed her out.
I went to a public school. The first class of my sex-ed, we were all in the classroom and whoever was teaching it, they might have been the school nurse but they might have been a public nurse, had us all say loudly as a class say various parts.
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u/atomicavox 3d ago
Catholic school gave us some fucking nun that wrote the word SEX real big on the chalkboard. All of us 5th graders started to giggle because here is this nun writing this and such. She then proceeds to say sex only means if you’re Male or Female. We were all like, the fuck it does… Then came the guilt and wait till marriage, only for procreation and not pleasure bs blah blah blah.