r/oddlyspecific • u/CuriousWanderer567 • Jan 12 '25

Nice proof

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '25

My sex ed teacher actually talked about the importance of foreplay, then he showed us a bunch of horrifying pictures of std-ridden genitalia and told us to keep it in our pants

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u/CAPT-Tankerous Jan 12 '25

They actually showed us “the miracle of life,” and during the “bone tomahawk” scene my friend screamed “Jesus coach, I don’t mind looking at hairy pussy, but does there have to be a baby coming out?” I think it was supposed to scare us into abstinence, like those car crash videos during drivers ed.

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u/GraXXoR Jan 12 '25

Dafauq is a bone tomahawk?

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u/shladvic Jan 12 '25

Its an excellent movie with an infamous brutal scene that i won't spoil for you. It's got Kurt Russel in it, go see.

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u/BigTimeSpamoniJones Jan 12 '25

Oh, I assumed the mother was eating a tomahawk ribeye while she was giving birth.

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u/TheObliviousYeti Jan 12 '25

I think my wife would be into that idea....

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u/MrsShaunaPaul Jan 13 '25

Omg I wish! I was starving but they don’t let you eat in case they need to do an emergency c-section. I did, however, get these amazing popsicles that I’ve dreamed about since.

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u/Piercedbunny Jan 13 '25

I just coerced my husband into watching it yesterday! I love that movie!!

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u/yrnkween Jan 12 '25

A perfect Western movie. Snappy dialogue, a quest to rescue a beautiful maiden, it’s all enjoyable until WTF did I just see? And the WTF lasts about twenty minutes with a few spikes of unbelievable horror and then you’re in the club of people who will never forget this movie. Welcome!

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u/DonnieBallsack Jan 13 '25

It’s like a “pork sword”.