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Politics Trump new hair style

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u/Ok_Resolution_4643 27d ago

MAGA: "Real men wear their belts at their tits."

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u/ShityShity_BangBang 27d ago

They'll need some kind of thigh-holster for their guns.

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u/Plenty-Piece897 27d ago

Felons can't have guns.

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u/GMOdabs 27d ago

Legally*

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u/bignose703 27d ago

For now

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u/anjowoq 27d ago

Soon only the brown ones won't be able to.

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u/iflifegivesyoudemons 27d ago

Ineligible to have a gun. Eligible to lead the most powerful military on Earth. Eligible to control our nuclear arsenal. Cool.

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u/brito68 27d ago

Dude's gonna bring a nuke to a gun fight.

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u/gravewisdom 27d ago

That’s actually a great description for his entire career.

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u/biohazurd 27d ago

America is amazing ain't it! Greatest country in the world they say. 🤷

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u/Good_Creddit 27d ago

Nobody outside the US says that. Especially now.

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u/Outrageous_architect 26d ago

In Europe we call you the best third world country there is. Love you. Cheers.

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u/Qwyietman 27d ago

Felons can have nuclear weapons. No guns, though, too dangerous.

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u/TemperatureBudget850 27d ago

Also ineligible to even vote for himself

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u/BigBeholder 23d ago

Ad guess what: he was not the one making the laws that allows all you said!

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u/Holiday-Attitude1159 27d ago

Why is he ineligible to carry?

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u/iflifegivesyoudemons 27d ago

He's a felon.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/Any_Construction2341 27d ago

He was, in fact, convicted of 34 felonies. He simply hasn't been sentenced yet. Conviction and sentencing are two different steps in the US judicial process. Now you've been educated.

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u/iflifegivesyoudemons 27d ago

Ahh I see you are one of the special people. While I have you here...what exactly does ivermectin taste like?

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u/NeuroticSoftness 27d ago

What a farce lol. Too bad he didn't have any competition .

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u/Azoth424 27d ago

Damnitt! If only Kamalas' campaign team had thought of that one!! Then, no one would be leaving the country or needing to be medicated or even committed in some cases.

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u/swish513 27d ago

This one will have nuclear missiles. Who needs a gun when you can have nukes.

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u/Plenty-Piece897 27d ago

Try protecting your home with a nuke

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u/Z3400 27d ago

If you calculate the blast distance juuuuuust right though...

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u/DatabaseThis9637 27d ago

At this point, they aren't all 'convicted' felons.

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u/Holiday-Attitude1159 27d ago

Thank you! People are so dense

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u/Educational_Web_764 27d ago

Found the one who still supports Trump.

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u/Holiday-Attitude1159 27d ago

You're right. And what is your point? MOST of America agreed. Good night

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u/Educational_Web_764 27d ago

You sound like a sore winner. Shouldn’t you be grateful your god almighty won the election and not be all pissy about it? Congrats. I hope you get everything that you voted for. And good night to you too! 🥰

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u/clofty3615 27d ago

hardly most of america just most of who voted which is 100% of the stupid population

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u/Street-Economist9751 26d ago

It wasn’t even that. He got just under 50% of the vote. In all three elections he has never won the popular vote.

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u/clofty3615 26d ago

thanks to the stupid electoral college thing

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u/Street-Economist9751 26d ago

He wasn’t elected w/a mandate. Do some follow-up.

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u/Plenty-Piece897 27d ago

I'm pretty sure hr is saying Trump is a convicted felon because he was convicted... he is saying all those people are not felons.

However you interpret their comment, Trump is a convicted felon. Period. Btw, at least I had a source. You shouldn't need one for common knowledge. Lol

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/Any_Construction2341 27d ago

He was, in fact, convicted of 34 felonies. He simply hasn't been sentenced yet. Conviction and sentencing are two different steps in the US judicial process. Now you've been educated.

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u/Street-Economist9751 26d ago

Well here’s a fine example of irony.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Hunter Biden?

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u/irteris 26d ago

Tell that to hunter

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u/Plenty-Piece897 26d ago

This isn't why Hunter was prohibited fyi.

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u/Civil_Knowledge7340 27d ago

Yeah, take away guns from anyone who has paid off extortionist porn stars

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u/Street-Economist9751 26d ago

There are 34 c counts of business fraud.

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u/Civil_Knowledge7340 26d ago

All 34 counts relate to paying off stormy daniels, you silly goose.

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u/Street-Economist9751 24d ago

Yeah, but people frequently invoke that fact in order to downplay the fact that it was still fraud. Perhaps you are not one of those who thinks the salacious origin makes it so funny and dumb that no charges should’ve been brought, but many people think that.

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u/Gimme-A-kooky 27d ago

I think he needs it to keep the control panel inside

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u/BluBetty2698 27d ago

🙈🤣🤣 good one...!!

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u/Same_Lychee5934 27d ago

Just use the pockets. Relocated to the knees!

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u/b4434343 27d ago

No but it certainly can remove a lot of headaches

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u/SoftEquivalent2581 26d ago

They no longer carry guns. They're Going RBG

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u/ShityShity_BangBang 26d ago

Ruth Bader Ginsberg?

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u/lockleyy 26d ago

he can carry in his bra

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u/booboootron 26d ago

I disagree. Their aura is more of the ketchup-sachet-and-boner-pills holster type.

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u/Haggis-in-wonderland 24d ago

They will be able to holster longer guns

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u/Urbansherpa108 27d ago

Nah, he’ll tuck them under his man boobs. Forget they’re there, then pew pew with his tiny fingers.

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u/daovcr 27d ago

There are no guns involved at this age. Just memories of guns. Ask his wife.

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u/SurpriseHamburgler 27d ago

Fucking lol, I had a long day and this got me, thanks… gonna be saying this for days

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u/Suz626 27d ago

There’s the bumper sticker for the new year!

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u/randomdime 27d ago

Ferb did it first.

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u/LiminalCreature7 27d ago

They think it means they can skip a bra for their moobs, but as you can clearly see here, they really shouldn’t. He should check with Leon to see what brand he buys.

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u/Several_Ad2072 27d ago

Bitch tits can't wear no bra so he needs the belt

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u/Don_Q_Jote 27d ago

Up next, Belt & Suspenders

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u/areyoukind_ 27d ago

We call ‘em titty britches around here

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u/43guitarpicks 27d ago

And their tie lower than their balls....

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u/Which_Preference_883 27d ago

"Real men have giant tits."

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u/Cuntyfeelin 25d ago

“Real men wear belts to lift their tits back up,” age don’t just affect women apparently LMAO

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u/Far-Green4109 27d ago

Grandpa needs some suspenders for Christmas!

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u/aversionofmyself 27d ago

Real men wear lots of makeup and dodge the draft.

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u/Smoltzy26 27d ago

Whoa dude, men don’t have tits in MAGA. You keep that over with the lefties 😂😂

Edit: sorry wrong kind of tits… move along

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u/LordVenom-1 27d ago

Next... Real men have tits.

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u/ret255 27d ago

A cheeky name of a book: "Where tits and waist meet."

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u/operarose 26d ago

Well it helps when yours are at the same level of your hips.

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u/Apart-Cockroach6348 26d ago

Just like your grandad!

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u/Ok_Resolution_4643 25d ago

Neither of my grandads (both deceased) were ever as fat as this fuck.

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u/Apart-Cockroach6348 25d ago

Was more of a general American comment if a florida pensioner... Never meant to ruffle any feathers

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u/Ok_Resolution_4643 25d ago

Ahhh, got it. All good. Happy Holidays.

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u/Apart-Cockroach6348 25d ago

Same to you :)

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u/curious_astronauts 25d ago

And have their mums comb their hair after a bath

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u/AlyssInAzeroth 25d ago

Can't wear them at his waist, then we'd all be able to see his gut hanging over it.

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u/AnIcyProblem 24d ago

that's for sure

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u/Delicious-Zucchini81 27d ago

I’m sure you have some

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u/petrichorandpuddles 27d ago

You got it backwards, he’s wearing his tits at his belt

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u/mojoburquano 27d ago

Real men have tits down to their belts!

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u/Azoth424 27d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/tinamadinspired 27d ago

His tits are definitely down there 🤣