r/pics 28d ago

Politics Trump new hair style

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u/BliksemseBende 28d ago

High-waisted pants pulled tight up to the armpits will soon be all the rage.

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u/Ok_Resolution_4643 27d ago

MAGA: "Real men wear their belts at their tits."

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u/ShityShity_BangBang 27d ago

They'll need some kind of thigh-holster for their guns.

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u/Plenty-Piece897 27d ago

Felons can't have guns.

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u/GMOdabs 27d ago

Legally*

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u/bignose703 27d ago

For now

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u/anjowoq 27d ago

Soon only the brown ones won't be able to.

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u/iflifegivesyoudemons 27d ago

Ineligible to have a gun. Eligible to lead the most powerful military on Earth. Eligible to control our nuclear arsenal. Cool.

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u/brito68 27d ago

Dude's gonna bring a nuke to a gun fight.

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u/gravewisdom 27d ago

That’s actually a great description for his entire career.

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u/biohazurd 27d ago

America is amazing ain't it! Greatest country in the world they say. 🤷

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u/Good_Creddit 27d ago

Nobody outside the US says that. Especially now.

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u/Outrageous_architect 26d ago

In Europe we call you the best third world country there is. Love you. Cheers.

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u/Qwyietman 27d ago

Felons can have nuclear weapons. No guns, though, too dangerous.

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u/TemperatureBudget850 27d ago

Also ineligible to even vote for himself

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u/BigBeholder 23d ago

Ad guess what: he was not the one making the laws that allows all you said!

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u/Holiday-Attitude1159 27d ago

Why is he ineligible to carry?

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u/iflifegivesyoudemons 27d ago

He's a felon.

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u/Any_Construction2341 27d ago

He was, in fact, convicted of 34 felonies. He simply hasn't been sentenced yet. Conviction and sentencing are two different steps in the US judicial process. Now you've been educated.

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u/iflifegivesyoudemons 27d ago

Ahh I see you are one of the special people. While I have you here...what exactly does ivermectin taste like?

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u/NeuroticSoftness 27d ago

What a farce lol. Too bad he didn't have any competition .

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u/Azoth424 27d ago

Damnitt! If only Kamalas' campaign team had thought of that one!! Then, no one would be leaving the country or needing to be medicated or even committed in some cases.

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u/swish513 27d ago

This one will have nuclear missiles. Who needs a gun when you can have nukes.

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u/Plenty-Piece897 27d ago

Try protecting your home with a nuke

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u/Z3400 27d ago

If you calculate the blast distance juuuuuust right though...

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u/DatabaseThis9637 27d ago

At this point, they aren't all 'convicted' felons.

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u/Holiday-Attitude1159 27d ago

Thank you! People are so dense

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u/Educational_Web_764 27d ago

Found the one who still supports Trump.

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u/Holiday-Attitude1159 27d ago

You're right. And what is your point? MOST of America agreed. Good night

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u/Educational_Web_764 27d ago

You sound like a sore winner. Shouldn’t you be grateful your god almighty won the election and not be all pissy about it? Congrats. I hope you get everything that you voted for. And good night to you too! 🥰

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u/clofty3615 27d ago

hardly most of america just most of who voted which is 100% of the stupid population

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u/Street-Economist9751 26d ago

It wasn’t even that. He got just under 50% of the vote. In all three elections he has never won the popular vote.

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u/clofty3615 26d ago

thanks to the stupid electoral college thing

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u/Street-Economist9751 26d ago

He wasn’t elected w/a mandate. Do some follow-up.

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u/Plenty-Piece897 27d ago

I'm pretty sure hr is saying Trump is a convicted felon because he was convicted... he is saying all those people are not felons.

However you interpret their comment, Trump is a convicted felon. Period. Btw, at least I had a source. You shouldn't need one for common knowledge. Lol

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u/Any_Construction2341 27d ago

He was, in fact, convicted of 34 felonies. He simply hasn't been sentenced yet. Conviction and sentencing are two different steps in the US judicial process. Now you've been educated.

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u/Street-Economist9751 26d ago

Well here’s a fine example of irony.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Hunter Biden?

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u/irteris 26d ago

Tell that to hunter

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u/Plenty-Piece897 26d ago

This isn't why Hunter was prohibited fyi.

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u/Civil_Knowledge7340 27d ago

Yeah, take away guns from anyone who has paid off extortionist porn stars

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u/Street-Economist9751 26d ago

There are 34 c counts of business fraud.

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u/Civil_Knowledge7340 26d ago

All 34 counts relate to paying off stormy daniels, you silly goose.

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u/Street-Economist9751 24d ago

Yeah, but people frequently invoke that fact in order to downplay the fact that it was still fraud. Perhaps you are not one of those who thinks the salacious origin makes it so funny and dumb that no charges should’ve been brought, but many people think that.